By TFG14VR
Dedicated to Robowang.

It's early one day before school.


Mom: Billy! Time to get up! For school!!!
Billy: I want to sleep. I'll go to school tomorrow!
Mom: Like Hell you will!

Mom beats Billy with a stick.

Mom: You'll go to school today!
Billy: Alright mom, I'll go to school.
Mom: Time for Breakfast!
Billy: I'm not hungry...

Mom beats Billy with a stick.

Billy: Alright mom, I'll eat breakfast.
Mom: Like Hell you will!

Mom makes Billy breakfast.

Billy: This is good sausage mom and eggs too.
Mom: What about the toast and jelly?

Mom makes Billy eat the toast and jelly.

Billy: That was good too.

The bus blows it's horn.

Mom: Billy the bus! I've fixed your lunch!
Billy: What is it mom?
Mom: A sandwich. Cookies. Crackers...and a severed penis!!!!
Billy: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The End.