Jax: On Dasher, on Dancer, on Pincher and Vickie, on Donnie, on Bonnie, on Ricky and Marty. Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!

Aziaphale: Hey, Jax. What did you get for Christmas???

Jax: Get stuff for Christmas? Huh? You're supposed to get stuff for Christmas? I usually just find stuff for Christmas.

Aziaphale: Find stuff for Christmas???

Jax: Yeah, last year I found a car for Christmas. Just sitting outside of a Wal-Mart, with a bunch of others! All I had to do was break the lock...

Aziaphale: Wow.

Jax: The year before I found a discarded carton of milk and half a box of pancake mix!!!

Aziaphale: Neat. What did you find this year?

Jax: Puberty.

Aziaphale: Okay...

Jax: Yeah, I found enough for everybody!!! ;D

Aziaphale: Aw, thanks.

Jax passes the puberty out to people on ATT.

Jax: Puberty is kind of cool. It's a bit messy and stinky, but it lets you do all sorts of neat stuff...like sweat from new places.

Jax: So guys, how do you find your new puberty?

Spamticon: Kind of stinky.

Brian Kirby: ANGRY!

Aziaphale: Lonely. :(

Jax: Me too. D;

Aziaphale: You know what I do when I get lonely?

Jax: Rub yourself?

Aziaphale: Yeah! While ATT RPGing! :D

Jax: Good idea!!!

Aziaphale:

Before: Nothing happened before, we're just starting out with a new ATT RPG.

Aziaphale laughs. "Hah. This thing called puberty is messing up my style. Let's ditch it somewhere."

Brian Kirby comes in. "I'm stupid because I don't like off topic posts and I'm a very lonely person and I think I'm smarter than other people but I'm not."

Jax responds "I know you are. ;D"

Aziaphale laughs "Jax! Is that what I think it is????"

Jax scoffs "It's only girls. Lets make mad love to them."

Aziaphale: Continue?????

Jax: I'll continue.

A blue puppy walks down the road. It's a very good puppy, full of spunk. Then a car hits the puppy and it's dead. I eat its brains.

Jax: Continue????

Aziaphale: Uh...that's not continuing my story.

Jax: Your story sucked, I wrote a better one.

Aziaphale: Okay...i'll continue.

The blue puppy was not indeed dead, in fact, it was a Predacon spy!!! The spy jumped up and said "Hah, you thought I was dead but I am not. In fact, I am very much alive."

Aziaphale: Continue????

Jax: Yes. ;D

The spy/puppy said. "What am I thinkin???? I'm dead after all." Aziaphale then picked up the puppy and licked its crotch.

Jax: Continue???? ;D

Aziaphale gets mad.

Aziaphale: Yes, I'll continue.

Aziaphale coughs. "Cough. Jax is a dumb cock and he's going on my kill list!!!"

Jax: D;< Why you no good--

Then Billy comes in.

Aziaphale: Speaking of kill lists.

Aziaphale puts on a Billy mask.

Billy1: So, which one of us is the real Billy???? Bwahahahahahahahah.

Billy2: Simple, really.

Billy1: Ah, then tell everyone.

Billy2: I'm the one who's actually funny.

Billy1: ... >:(

Billy1 takes off his mask and is Aziaphale.

Aziaphale: The people like ME!!! Not you!!!! Me!!!!

The People: Not really, we like Billy better. He's funny. Why don't you go back to Thailand???

And Azi did...and the world was the better for it.