Jax makes a sandwhich.
Jax's Mom: Honey, what are you doing????
Jax: Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
Jax's Mom: Oh, no, honey. You'll spoil your lunch. I'm gonna fix you a
peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Jax: *Sigh* You know the drill.
MST
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>Jax makes a sandwich.
And it was good.
>Jax's Mom: Honey, what are you doing????
Making a sandwich, are you stupid?
>Jax: Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
She's doesn't want me to spoil my lunch because she's gonna make me a
peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
>Jax's Mom: Oh, no, honey. You'll spoil your lunch. I'm gonna fix you a
peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
See?
Jax's Dad comes in.
Jax's Dad: Hi, son. Long time no see. Did you find anything for
Christmas?
Jax: Ja, I found a perfectly good used condom behind the porno store.
Jax's Dad: What did you do with it?
Jax: What else? I ate it. ;D
Jax's Dad: That's my boy. (;D{=
Aziaphale comes in.
Aziaphale: Jax, wanna go play roboto possum in the street?
Jax: Sure. ;D
Later...
Jax and Aziaphale stalk the streets, looking for their lost shaker of
salt.
Jax: We're just some good old boys.
Aziaphale: Never meaning no harm.
Together: Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since
the day we was born.
Jax: Do you know any other songs???
Aziaphale: No. No I do not.
Jax: Then what do you know how to do then???
Aziaphale: How to ATTRPG. :D
What Happened Before: Our song was lost, so we need to find a new song.
"Hah." said Aziaphale. "I know where to find a song."
"Where?" asked Jax.
"The music store. :)" said Azi.
"Then let's go to the music store."
Aziaphale: Continue?
Jax: *Sigh* Here we go again.
MST
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>Jax: Then what do you know how to do then???
> Aziaphale: How to ATTRPG. :D
And how to rub yourself while doing it. ;D And I rub myself while
reading it. ;D
>What Happened Before: Our song was lost, so we need to find a new song.
Don't forget the billions and billions of years of evolution. That
happened before...and something called the Boston Tea Party. ;D
>"Hah." said Aziaphale. "I know where to find a song."
>"Where?" asked Jax.
I bet he's gonna say the Music Shop.
>"The music store. :)" said Azi.
See?
>"Then let's go to the music store."
That's a good idea, how did you ever get so smart?
>Aziaphale: Continue?
No Thanks.
Jax: Azi, is that good enough? Azi?
Jax looks around.
Jax: Where's Azi?
Then Jax spots him...Mr. Bigg.
Mr. Bigg: I have him! Muahahahahahah! I'm gonna kill him and hide is
body in the Mall!!!
Jax: No...not Mr. Bigg. He's bigger than Azi and me put together.
There's only one person who could possibly help me stop him...Billy.
To be continued!!!!!
Jax: *Sigh* Let's get this over with...
>[Fanfic] Jax Makes a Sandwhich
>By TFG14VR
Ugh. Too Fat giving 1 4 vegetable radios.
>Jax makes a sandwhich.
>Jax's Mom: Honey, what are you doing????
Making a sandwich. Can't you tell?
>Jax: Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
Yeah, what he said.
>Jax's Mom: Oh, no, honey. You'll spoil your lunch. I'm gonna fix you a
peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
*Sigh* I can't stand this.
>Jax: *Sigh* You know the drill.
Yes, yes I do.
>MST
>===========
How did I come up with this idea?????
>>Jax makes a sandwich.
>And it was good.
>>Jax's Mom: Honey, what are you doing????
>Making a sandwich, are you stupid?
Isn't it obvious???
>>Jax: Making a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
>She's doesn't want me to spoil my lunch because she's gonna make me a
peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.
*Sigh*
>>Jax's Mom: Oh, no, honey. You'll spoil your lunch. I'm gonna fix you
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
>See?
Heh.
>Jax's Dad comes in.
>Jax's Dad: Hi, son. Long time no see. Did you find anything for
Christmas?
>Jax: Ja, I found a perfectly good used condom behind the porno store.
>Jax's Dad: What did you do with it?
>Jax: What else? I ate it. ;D
Eeeew. ;D
>Jax's Dad: That's my boy. (;D{=
O_o
>Aziaphale comes in.
>Aziaphale: Jax, wanna go play roboto possum in the street?
>Jax: Sure. ;D
o_O
>Later...
>Jax and Aziaphale stalk the streets, looking for their lost shaker of
salt.
>Jax: We're just some good old boys.
>Aziaphale: Never meaning no harm.
>Together: Beats all you never saw, been in trouble with the law since
the day we was born.
>Jax: Do you know any other songs???
>Aziaphale: No. No I do not.
O_O
>Jax: Then what do you know how to do then???
>Aziaphale: How to ATTRPG. :D
>What Happened Before: Our song was lost, so we need to find a new song.
>"Hah." said Aziaphale. "I know where to find a song."
>"Where?" asked Jax.
o_o
>"The music store. :)" said Azi.
>"Then let's go to the music store."
>Aziaphale: Continue?
)_(
>Jax: *Sigh* Here we go again.
>MST
>=============
>>Jax: Then what do you know how to do then???
>> Aziaphale: How to ATTRPG. :D
ATTRPG. ;D
>And how to rub yourself while doing it. ;D And I rub myself while
reading it. ;D
>>What Happened Before: Our song was lost, so we need to find a new
song.
>Don't forget the billions and billions of years of evolution. That
happened before...and
>something called the Boston Tea Party. ;D
>>"Hah." said Aziaphale. "I know where to find a song."
>>"Where?" asked Jax.
There? Where? Uh-oh. 0_O
>I bet he's gonna say the Music Shop.
>>"The music store. :)" said Azi.
>See?
See what?
>>"Then let's go to the music store."
>That's a good idea, how did you ever get so smart?
>>Aziaphale: Continue?
No.
>No Thanks.
>Jax: Azi, is that good enough? Azi?
>Jax looks around.
>Jax: Where's Azi?
>Then Jax spots him...Mr. Bigg.
Who?
>Mr. Bigg: I have him! Muahahahahahah! I'm gonna kill him and hide is
body in the Mall!!!
>Jax: No...not Mr. Bigg. He's bigger than Azi and me put together.
There's only one person who
>could possibly help me stop him...Billy.
>To be continued!!!!!
I look forward to it.
--
Jax
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what that rhythmic pounding might be..."
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"There is no emoticon to express how angry I feel!"
-Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons
"Strong Pokemon, Weak Pokemon, That is
only the selfish perception of people. Truly
skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites".
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