[Funfic] Bitter and Angry.

I AM SO F*CKING PISSED OFF, HOW DARE YOU GET MY ACCOUNT REVOKED? HOW
DARE YOU. I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU SO F*CKING MUCH.

Jax: So what else you have to say, Azi?

Aziaphale: I HATE BILLY. I HATE HIM.

Jax: I do too. ;D

Aziaphale: So, how do we go about getting rid of Billy?

Jax: You could kill him? n_n

Aziaphale: Yeah! I'm good at that!!!! :D

Aziaphale begins to write a story.

[Funfic] The Death of Billy.

"Billy is dead. I have killed him."


Aziaphale: How was that?!

Jax: Great. ;D


Somewhere in the darkness...Billy dies.

Jax: You DID it!

Aziaphale: I'm so proud of myself.

A new kid comes in. His name is Bennie.

Bennie: Hi guys.

Aziaphale: Hi, Bennie.

Jax: Hey, Bennie.

The Newsgroup: Hi, Bennie!

Jax: The drinks are on you. Sploooooooosh.

The Newsgroup: You suck, Jax.

Bennie: Hey read my funfic!

[Funfic] Jax and Azi did me a favor.

Jax: We did Billy a favor by killing him. D;

Aziaphale: Yeah, he came back and now everyone recognizes his genious.

Jax and Aziaphale: D;

The End.

Bennie: Pretty cool, huh?

Aziaphale: ... >:(

Jax: ... >:(

Zepherimus: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

N-Bomb: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Bennie (who is really Billy in disguise): Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

The Newsgroup: Bennie is funny! Lets give him a present!

Bennie: What is it?

The Newsgroup: A Severed Penis!!!!

Bennie: Good grief!

The End.