[Funfic][Parody] Shockwave gets a Life
By TFG14VR.

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[Funfic] Shockwave gets a Life
By Aziaphale.

Words flow from Shockwave's five fingers and hand-phallus into the keyboard of his Decepticon mainframe.

"Good." he says. "Very, very good."

His words are elegant, like silk. Vein, he likes hearing his words, and repeats them to himself.


"[ATT RPG] The Grapes of Ass.

"Shockwave," says a robo-hussy. "I find you attractive."
"Of course you do," says Shockwave.

Megatron comes in. "Shockwave," he says. "I respect your opinions and find you a most attractive individual."

"Of course you do," says Shockwave.

Shockwave: Continue?"

Starscream: Sure. ;D

MST
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>[ATT RPG] The Grapes of Ass.

Is that the little pellets you find in your underwear sometimes?

>"Shockwave," says a robo-hussy. "I find you attractive."
>"Of course you do," says Shockwave.

n_n

>Megatron comes in. "Shockwave," he says. "I respect your opinions and find you a most attractive individual."

n_n

>"Of course you do," says Shockwave.

>Shockwave: Continue?

No thank you.

Shockwave: >:(

Starscream: Ah-heh.

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Megatron: I have a new mission for Shockwave.

Soundwave: What is that, Megatron?

Megatron: He is to seek-out and maintain a life.

Soundwave: Impossible, he is too ugly to acheive such a thing. Besides, he is perfectly happy rubbing himself while he types on his computer.

Megatron: I find that most disturbing. Bring in Nightbird. We shall reprogram her into a sex bot for Shockwave to make mad love to.

Soundwave: Re-program?

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Shockwave: I'm so lonely. The robotoporn just doesn't work anymore. I need new robotopron. But I don't have a credit card!?!?!?!?!?!

Megatron pops up on a view-screen.

Megatron: Shockwave, I have for you Nightbird, she is your new love bot.

Nightbird comes in and her and Shockwave live happily ever after making mad love for eternity and Shockwave never got that lonely feeling deep in his chest again and people never made fun of him because of his weight or that ugly mark on his face anymore.

The End.


Aziaphale finishes his latest funfic and sighs.

Aziaphale: If only it were that easy. :(

Aziaphale lives forever in loneliness.

The End.

Jax: ;D