This is a serious fanfic for once, be prepared...

Jax: I'm so bored. I'm gonna visit my (-->only<--) friend, Prowl. ;D

Jax walks to Prowl's house.

Outside of Prowl's house, Jax knocks on the door.

*Knock* *Knock*

TFFreak: What do you want?

Jax: I was looking for--

TFFreak: A BOYFRIEND? You're gay aren't you?

Jax: I don't think so...

TFFreak: Sure you are, admit it. I can tell by looking at you.

Jax: You can?

TFFreak: Yeah, b*tch. I can tell that you want me, bad.

Jax: I don't think I want you.

TFFreak: Sure you do.

Jax: ...?

TFFreak: So you want to see, Prowl, huh? I'll let you in, if you
promise not to ride on my leg, a'ight?

Jax: Sure...okay, I guess.

TFFreak opens the door and leads Jax's into Prowl's laboratory, where
lightning flashes, caldrons bubble and a distinct stench of poopy is in
the air...

Prowl: It's alive! It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!!!!

Jax: What's alive, buuuuddy? ;D

Prowl: The American Dream, I had a theory that it was slowly dying due
to problems both foreign and domestic SO I MADE A PROGRAM TO FIX IT!
Neat, huh? It's on my server, if you want to download it.

Jax: Mebbe later. Got any programs to fix a broken heart? D;

Prowl: I'm working on one, it'll be done next week if you want.

Jax: I can't wait that long. :( :( :(

Prowl: What's wrong?

Jax: Well, originally, I just wanted a sandwhich (;D) but now it seems
that I'm gay and I don't have a boyfriend. :(

Prowl: I can make you a boyfriend, designed JUST FOR YOU.

Jax: Really? ;D

Prowl: Really. ;D

Prowl motions Jax to stand on a platform floating high above the
laboratory floor.

Prowl: Stand on this platform floating high above the laboratory
floor.

Jax: Ja, I got it.

Prowl: Now let me turn this lever...

Prowl turns the lever, electricity fills the room.

Prowl: Too much power...can't...manage...it...all...

Jax: Eeeeaaaaarrrrrgghhhhhhh...

Prowl: Are you all right, Jax?

Jax: ...

Prowl: You all right?

Jax: Yeah...I'm okay.

Jax2: I'm okay too.

Prowl: That's good Jax...and Jax.

Jax: ...

Prowl: AND JAX!?!?!? Jax has been DUPLICATED. I'm a science genius.

Jax: Ja. ;D

Jax2: Ja, indeed. Now I have a boyfriend!

Jax: ...

Jax2: Don't I?

Jax: I don't know...

Jax2: Prowl, you said you'd create a boyfriend for me didn't you?

Prowl: Yeah...I guess so. You're both the same guy, so I guess it's all
nice and legal.

Jaxes: Joy! ;D

For the next few months it's nothing but "doing it." Again and again
and again, anywhere and everywhere...but then sets in the jealousy...

On ATT...

Jax: Looks who's back! Love me! Wow, here I am people! Jax is back and
feeling Prime!

Prime: And I'm feeling Jax.

ATT: ...silence.

Prowl: Wow! Jax is back from months of making love with himself.

ATT: ...ew.

Prowl: Well, it's not as bad as it sounds...or, maybe it is. He's been
having sex with a clone of himself.

ATT: ...

Jax: What's up? Why is nobody responding to me?!?!?

ATT: We hate you.

Jax: D;

Jax2: Do you hate me too?

ATT: We...don't know. Who are you?

Jax2: I'm Jax!!!!

ATT: Nah, you can't be Jax. That other guy is Jax, and besides, you
make sense!

Jax2: Really? Then I'm not Jax. ;D Er... ;)

ATT: Yay, we love you!

Jax: What about me?

ATT: Boo, we HATE you.

Jax: D;

Prowl: What am who is next!?!?!

Jax: So, Jax, wanna do it in the bum?

Jax2: No, I have friends now.

Jax: Oh...what about later?

Jax2 walks away with his NEW boyfriend, Aziaphale.

TigerMegatron: A FEW days ---> later.

Jax: *Sob* Having no friends sucks.

Prowl: But you've never had any friends, Jax.

Jax: I had a friend once, he was me and I was him and we did it A LOT.
*Sob*

Prowl: But he left you for another...which only proves one thing.

Jax: ...what's that?

Prowl: NOBODY likes you, not even yourself.

Jax: I know. D;

Prowl: Poor, poor Jax.

Jax: Wait, you like me.

Prowl: Not really, I just feel sorry for you. :(

Jax: Oh...

ATT: So, who are we gonna vote for Transfan of the year in the TRANNIES?

Jax: Me?

ATT: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah, no. Jax2, he rulz.

Jax2: Who, moi? ;D

ATT: That's so kewl, ";D"

Jax: ;D

ATT: Quit copying, dork.

Jax: D;

TigerMegatron: A few MORE days ---> later, Jax had a PLAN.

Jax: I'm gonna kill the other Jax and take his place.

Prowl: I won't be a part of it.

Jax: I'll do it without you, then.

Jax walks away.

ATT: We love you, Jax2. We LOVE you bunches!

Jax2: Aw, I love you too. ;D

ATT: He loves us back! Sing the TF song again, Jax2.

Jax2: Mary had a TF toy, it was MIB. She never took it out of box,
because she was a fox. ;D

ATT: ...whoah. That's good. REAL good.

Jax walks in. ATT runs away in fear.

Jax: Hello, Jax.

Jax2: I'm sorry, do I know you?

Jax: ... >:( I'm YOU.

Jax2: Surely you kid. I'm nothing like you.

Jax: You're my clone!

Jax2: Oh, I think I remember you...weren't you that troll on ATT?
MadMadPoetGod?

Jax: .... >:(

Jax2: What do you want, again?

Jax: This...

Jax sticks a butcher knife into Jax2's chest.

Jax2: Oh....that.

Jax2 falls over dead.

TigerMegatron: THE ---> next day.

ATT: Where's Jax 2? We love him and hang on his every word.

Jax enters wearing Jax2's skin.

Jax: Hi everybody! I'm Jax2!

ATT: Wait, something's different about you Jax2...

Jax: What's that?

ATT: All of a sudden, you're terribly stupid and ugly and nobody wants
to be around you anymore.

Jax: ...isn't it always the way? n_n

The End.