[MiniFunfic] Gundam Wang
By TFG14VR

Jax: Hey peeps, anyone know where I can get some BW Neo eps?
Brian Kirby: You can't talk about BW Neo. That's not real Transformers.
Jax: What?!?!?
Brian Kirby: You heard me.
Jax: What is real Transformers then?
Brian Kirby: What I say they are. >:/
Jax: Oh...

Prowl: Hey guys, where can I get Transformers episodes?
Brian Kirby: Don't ask that. Some one asked that two months ago. Are you stupid or something?
Prowl: No, I'm a computer genius.
Brian Kirby: Shut up, computers are off topic.
Prowl: ...

Brian Kirby gets lonely and leaves his room.

Brian's mom: Brian, want some dinner? We're having pork chops.
Brian Kirby: You can't talk about that. I'm not hungry. :P
Brian's mom: Oh...
Brian Kirby: I'm gonna go watch TV.

Brian turns on the TV.
Cartoon Network: Next time on Dragon Ball Z: People fight for half an hour and NOTHING HAPPENS AT ALL.
Brian Kirby: I love that show. It's so deep and interesting. There's a distinct lack of Transformers content, though. >:/
Cartoon Network: Next...Gundam Wing.
Brian Kirby: ...
Gundam Wing starts.
Heero: I feel no pain. I am the ultimate soldier.
Releena: I love you Heero.
Heero: I'm going to kill you.
Releena: Isn't he precious?
Brian Kirby: ...
Katra: Am I gay?
Trowa: I am the man with no name, I am Trowa Barton.
Zechs: I am searching for a part of my soul long lost. It's a part of my soul most dear to me. I lost it when my family was slaughtered.
Batman: Me too.
Brian Kirby: ...
Tres: I yearn for the days when soldiers could kill each other like God intended with a big honkin' robot.
Lady Un: I love you.
Tres: I love you but do not want to have sex with you.
Brian Kirby: ...
Cartoon Network: Next time on Gundam Wing: Zechs attacks Heero in the Talgeese Gundam. Zechs: Aaaaaagh! Heero: Nooooo! Next on Gundam Wing.
Brian Kirby: ... ... ... ... AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! NO TRANSFORMERS CONTENT AT ALL! D:<

Brian Kirby: I'll put a STOP to this.

Brian calls Cartoon Network.

Brian Kirby: Hello, is this cartoon network?
Operator: Yes it is.
Brian Kirby: Put me through to the President of Cartoon Network.
Operator: Okay.
President: Hello, this is Hong Kong Phooey, President of Cartoon Network.
Brian Kirby: Sir, do you realize that your network has ZERO Transformers related material? Gundam Wing has NOTHING to do with the Transformers. I'm sorry but you'll need to take it off the air or clearly label it as having no TF related materal.
President: Are you fat and lonely or something?
Brian Kirby: Yes.
President: I thought so. I'll send you a Cartoon Network fan club package. The contents include: A membership card, a bumper sticker, a video of assorted CN shows and most importantly: A F*CKING LIFE.
*Click*
The President hangs up.

Brian Kirby: I think that went quite well. I cheefully await that membership kit.

Jax: ;D

The End.