Jax: This is pretty funny...I should read books more often! The subtle
humor,
not so subtle humor, it's all great.

Jax'sMom: Honey, you're reading "Moby Dick".

Jax: Heh. Get's me every time ;D

Jax'sMom: Why don't you go upstairs to your room for a while.

Jax: 'Kay

Upstairs...

"Oh God yes! Satisfaction at last! More, more!"

...

Jax'sDad: Um, you're in the wrong room. Jax's room is down the left.

MaleSlut: ;D

Upstairs, down to the left...

Jax paces the floor, with arms held behind his back.

Jax: All my life I've been a worthless little kid, I get D's in school, I
never play sports, and I flunked out of the "Catholic Friends" community.. I
gotta think up something that would make both me and my parents proud of my
achievement...

Jax: I supose I'll get on the internet for a while, maybre I'll get some
ideas
there

Jax logs on to AOL, and scans over messages on ATT.

Hypertron: I;m sorry, im's soooory, im commiting suicide right now okay...

Aziraphale: He'll be back :)

Suddenly, Jax finds a story on ATT entitled "Little Shop of Jax's". Jax
bellows a loud sigh.

Jax: Oh great, wonderful. Billy posted another shit fanfic :/ . That idiot
jerk. Boy, I'd like to tear him a new ass...no wait, that makes me feel
kind'a horny. I'd like to slice his brain out with a screw driver, there,
that's better...

Jax: Hey, what if I post an insultive fanfic!? Then I can finally get back
at
the mean old Billy! :D

ChrisMcFeely: You already tried that once, bonehead.

Jax: Yes, but hear me out...this time, I won't be the one writing it, so
it'lldefinitly be good. I'll "borrow" material from other people's fics, and
mold all their great jokes into a complete story so it'll seem like a brand
new one!

ChrisMcFeely: You already tried that, too.

Jax: Get out of my room! D;

Later...

Jax: Hmm, let's see...where's some good sources of humor that I can steal
for
my fanfic? This "Chris McFeely Goes to the Supermarket" ditty looks pretty
funny...oh no, wait, *I* wrote that! :D Silly me :)

God: I hate you so much.

Jax: I better not steal jokes from myself, it'll look too repetive, maybe
I'll
go look at that WWFF web site.

"Welcome, internet user, to the 'World's Worst FanFic' Web Page! Vote
Nixon!"

Jax: These guys really need to update sooner or later...oh well, humor is
like
a fine beer, their stories should still be good.

Twelve hours later...

Jax:...I don't get it...I don't get it...I don't get it...

Jax: Wow, there goes twelve hours of my life that could have been used
better.
I didn't laugh at these fanfics ONCE.

God: That's because you're not human. What was I thinking when I sent you
loose?

Jax: Probably the same thing you were thinking when you sent JESUS loose.
Hahahaha! ;D

God: You don't know when to quit, do you?

Jax: Well, in any event, it seems that a vast number of people enjoy the
WWFF's. So I guess I'll take some stuff from them. Now, where do I go
next?

Several minutes later...

Jax: Ugg, on second thought making a fanfic is hard work! I'm just gonna
work
some more on my anti-cold experiment.

Chris McFeely: That actually sounds like a neat invention.

Jax: Yes, but in order for it to work, I have to give you an injection of
the
AIDs and ebola virus.

Chris McFeely:..

Jax: Don't worry, I've tested it on myself hundreds of times ;D

The End

Epilog:
Jax eventually made a funfic. It was called "Chris McFeely Eats Some Lard
Hunks!"
ATT agreed that for posting such a waste of bandwhith, Jax had to leave the
group FOREVER and eat the crusty stuff between Azzy's ass.

Jax: The second punishment wasn't so bad ;D

The End...wait a minute.

Comic Book Guy: Worst funfic....EVER!!!

Prowl: LOL!

Dusty: LOL!

TMJD: LOL, _Jebus_!

Aziraphale: LOL, you guys are still the best! Thanks Matt for everything :D
!

Matt Roush: Yes, LOL indeed. Cheers to "The Simpsons" for providing 12
years
worth of animated hilarity, social satire and true emotion that you just
can't
find anywhere else on television. I think it's safe to say this shiny
little,
yellow-skinned gem just grows more valuable each and every year. A Sunday
without Simpsons is a Sunday without laughter.

Jeers, though, to every other network program. They could learn a great
deal
from Our Favorite Family, especially from the newer episodes. Stay Tuned to
the TV Guide awards on FOX! :D