[Funfic] Jax of the Jungle.
By TFG14VR

Theme Song.

Jax.
Jax.
Jax of the Jungle.
Dumb as he can be.
Watch out for Azi!


One beautiful Summer day, Jax swings throughout the Jungle.

Jax: Wow, this jungle sure is pretty.

A native swings by and catches up with Jax.

Native: You no call this jungle. You call this rain forest.

Jax: Rain Forest?

Native: Rain forest. Is better way to say it. No sounds so dirty. Brings in more hippie dollars. We put in Fruitopia machine. Makes big moneys.

Native swings off.

Jax: Why does everyday start out like that?


Jax.
Jax.
Jax of the Jungle.
Dumb as he can be.
Watch out for Azi!


Elsewhere...

Aziaphale posts to ATT.

[Funfic] Alt.I.am.not.Aziaphale.
By Gilly Gatsen.

Billy is raped by Jax.
Jax: Ho-ha!
ThomasAmann: I am the coolest person who has ever lived.
Jax: I know it! You rule, so much.
ThomasAmann: Tell me about it.
Jax: Okay. ;D You aren't fat. You aren't lonely. You don't have an ugly mark on your face. Girls find your odor arousing and you don't eat severed penises. Billy is a dumby.
ThomasAmann: Agreed.
The End.
Jax: And Thomas isn't Gilly. ;D
The End Again.


N-Bomb: That's the worst thing ever. No, not the worst funfic ever, the worst thing ever. Makes Hitler look like NSync. Makes NSync look talented. Makes dog feces look like Jesus Christ. Most of all, makes you look stupid.

Gilly: You think so?

N-Bomb: No. I know so.

Gilly: Aw.

Jax stabs N-Bomb in the back with a fork.

Jax: There, that shut him up. Just like you would do, Azi.

Gilly: Shut up, I'm Gilly now. And good work! Let's hide the body!

Jax: Hide the body? Heh. This isn't the real world, why would we need to do that?

Billy: I never let my fans down.

N-Bomb pulls the fork out of his back.

N-Bomb kicks Jax's ass.

The End.