[Funfic] Men are Stupid.
By Sanrah

A long long time ago in the year 2007.

Arcee: Hi there Rodimus, how are things in the Iacon Forces?

Rodimus: Pretty good, Arcee. How are things on Earth.

Galvatron swoops down from the sky.

Galvatron: Bow down before me, Woman. Bow and beg because I am your superior!

Arcee: What?! My superior? Because I'm female?

Galvatron: And because your an Autobot!

Rodimus: Let me handle this, Arcee.

Arcee: Why? Because I'm a female?

Rodimus: Yeah, males are suprior and better fighters.

Arcee: That's it. I'm taking you two DOWN.

Rodimus: How do you intend to do that, huh?

Galvatron: Yes, how?

Arcee: Maybe the women Autobots need a voice...

Galvatron laughs.

Arcee: I'll show you. I'll empower us women Autobots and WE'LL have power too! I'll see you in court!

In court the next day...

Bailiff: Hear ye, hear ye. The honorable Jessica Mathers is presiding over this court. Enter ye the jury.

Nine white men enter and sit down.

The judge comes in and sits down.

Judge: Now, lets get this over with. I see that the plaintiff is representing herself and the female Autobots.

Arcee: Tha's true, your honor. I believe that I speak for the female Autobots when I say that we're tired of being treated like second class citizens.

Judge: I know how you feel. Being a female has made my job very difficult. I know that i"m a better judge than any man because I've gone through more and because men are stupid.

Arcee: Agreed. ;)

Judge: I see that the jury is all white devils.

Arcee: I see that too your honor.

Judge: Well, we'll show them what it's like when you try to hold a woman down.

The jury butts in.

Juror: Your FEMALE honor, we don't need a tril to see the problems here. The jury finds the defendents innocent! And the plaintiff weak and helpless and INFERIOR!

Galvatron: Bahahaha, I'm the winner!!!!

Arcee: Galvatron, take you and your overpayed fat cats somewhere else, because this time the women aren't standing for it! I'm taking this into my own hands!

Judge: You GO girl!

Arcee shoots Galvatron and Rodimus. She takes the Matrix.

Arcee: Light our darkest hour!!!!

The Matrix destroys all men and gives women the power that they deserve.

Arcee: Now I'm the leader of an all-female group of Autobots!!!! The Decepticons will never stand up to us now! Isn't that right girls????

Minelba: ^.^""

Arcee: Right!

The Autobots go on to live in peace FOREVER because there was no stupid male interference again.

The End.