Author'sNote: Hey this is Billy. I wrote this funfic after drinking a
bottle of bourbon, it makes no sense at all. It doesn't even have a
beginning. Lets just say Azy is trapped in a Zoo cage for some reason
at the start.

Azy: I hate being stuck in a zoo cage, the manati keeps trying to have
sex with me...

Manati:.....

Azy: I didn't tell you to stop ;D

Kid: Mommy, the Azynimal smells funny.

Mom: I know sweety. He smells like a mixture of vinegar and cat pee

Azy: For your informaion, it's dog

Mom:...

Azy:...;D

Jax: Don't go around stealing my smilies you asshole ;D

Azy: Oh and why not Mr Big Shot?

Jax: Because I said so wanna make something of it?!

Azy: Yeah maybe I do?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Kid: Woah Jax, that guy used more exclamation points then you!

Jax: I know! Maybe he is the more powerful speciman, you can keep the
smiley...

Azy: Thanks ;D

Zephramus: Oh he is not, Azy is the lowest form of human.

Azy: Who dares to say
that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Zephramus: I'm pretty sure I just did.

TV'sGrady: LOL!!!

Azy: Listen here buddy, I don't need to take anything from you. Me
and my homies would KICK YOUR KEISTER.

Zephramus: Homies? Hahaha that's good for a laugh.

Azy: I really do got a ton of friends you jerk!

Zephramus: Yeah right...I assume your friends enjoy staying inside
your house all day while you download gay sailor porn?

Jax: Hahahaha! Azy looks at gay sailor porn? Oh my Gawd! You loser!

Azy: Shutup Zeph. You werent suposed to know that. But I do got
friends. I've got LOTS of friends. Some are men and some are women,
some are black and some are white, some are smart and some are
stupid...

Zephramus: So basically your only friends are a smart black woman and
a stupid white man?

Azy:...SHUTUP!! That's not what I said

Jax: You suck now Azy ;D . There I got my smiley quote back, you can
never have it again.

Epilog: Jax lost his ";D" quote a week later.

Jax: sigh...my smiley quote is gone forever :*( What's a young
attractive boy to do? I think a young attractive boy like me would
find the nearest man and sex him up.

YoungAttractiveBoy: No moron, a young attractive boy would have sex
with WOMEN!!

Jax:...Some people say I look like a woman. And I think you're cute
:)

YoungAttractiveBoy: Stay away from me.

Jax: Sigh...If I had my old smiley then that guy would have definately
fallen for me >:(

Jax: Hey...maybe I'll come up with a new smiley! An even cooler
smiley, that'll make people have sex with me!

Jax decides to make a list of brand new smileys, using all of his
brain power.

Three days later...

Jax: This sailor porn is even better than Azy said :)

Epilog: Jax eventually did find his old smiley again. It was located
in the last place he would have looked: Under a bar of soap.

Jax: And aint that the truth ;D Woohooo! I got my old smiley back!
;D ;D ;D

[SONG Parody] "Prowl Needs to get his Ass Kicked"

"Prowl Needs to get his Ass Kicked", sung to the tune of The Beatles
"We Can Work it Out"

(NOTE: THis is not a rebel song, this is an ode to my favorite ATTer)
With apolgies to Paul Mcartney, John Lennon, Ringo and George Carlin

Hey Prowl
You stupid bag of bricks
Rob Cypher tricked you
Bet you feel like shit
Prowl sucks!
Prowl sucks!
Prowl sucks!

Hey Prowl
Nobody likes you, your LCD's sure are gay
Who would believe something with the caution
"Rob Cypher please look here, ATT stay away"
Prowl sucks!
Prowl sucks!
Prowl sucks!

Hey Prowl
Do us a favor and run in front of a bus
Besides you're the only dork
Whose parents Impersonate Megatron and Optimus
Prowl sucks!
Prowl sucks!
Prowl sucks!

It's fun writing these, whose next? ;D