Alt.My.Fifth.Fanfic.The.Newsgroup!
By TFG14VR (Billy)


The first fanfic ever to include EVERYONE in the grou!!!!!

Everyone that matters, anyway.

Billy wants to read the new newsgroup devoted to Billy's fanfics. He reads the newsgroup.




[On the Newsgroup]

Jax: Hi people, I'm jax.
Billy: I'm Billy.

Billy reads the newsgroup and sees someone imporsanating him.
Billy ( The real one ): That's not me! That's Jax!


(On the newsgroup)


Jax: Wow! Billy is on the newsgropu! Has anybody a question for Billy?
Billy ( the fake one ): yES, i WILL ANSWER any QUESTIONS YOU MAY HAVE.
Jax: Wow!
Billy ( the fake one ): I have a question for Billy.
Prowl: But you are Billy.
Billy ( the fake one ): No, silly. I'm Jax.
Prowl: But your name says Billy.
Billy ( the fake one ): Uh oh.
Jax: That was funny...he was jokijng.
Prowl: Okay, that's pretty cool. My parents joked that they were Fort Max and Scorponok but THEY"VE NEVER SEEN THE TRANSFORMER!? THEY ALSO STARTED SINGING THE TOUCH--IN A DUET!!!! BUT THEY NEVER HEARD OF STAN BUSH!!!! HOW COOL IS THAT????
Aziraphales: I have a new story! Look:

Someone is holding down the shift key. It is Prowl. Prowl holds it down until we are all dead. :-)

Jax: I just killflied Aziraphales.
Prowl: What's a Transformer?
Sanrah: X-Files on, Nine o'clock.
Duo Maxell: Subs rule.
Spampticon: So?
Doug Dlin: I concur, subs are nice.
Zobvor: Either way, as long as I get 'im!
Sanrah: X-Files on, Nine o'clock.
Turin: Thats a false assumschtion, what if the sub is bad?
Sanrah: X-Files on, Nine o'clock.
Jax killfiles everyone.
Nightwind: :) Hi everybody. :)
Outtsyder: I'm like your number one groupie Nightwind!
Nightwind: I know. :)
Mad-Max0MSG: Jesus Hates you, Jax!!!!!!!!!!
Darwinian Road Kill: Max is funny, yes. :>
Joona: Duh, I dOn't get any of this!??????????
AlexJ33106: I like donuts.
Brian Kibly: Donust are pretty darn good!
MechaDebtzilla: You guys suck.
Sanrah: X-Files on, Nine o'clock.
Joe deluna: I know that!!!
Silverbotl: I do too.
Aziaphale: I can't take this!!!! I'm leaving. FOREVER
Aziaphales: Back.
Devvin: Welcome back, I know you should get back. Good for you.
HooperX: I todl you you'd be back, didnt I?
Aziaphale: I have a new fanfic.

Hooper X tells Aziaphale that hell be back Aziaphale responds I know I will.

Sanrah: X-Files on, Nine o'clock.
Outtsydr: Welcome back, Welcome back.
ECW Crowd: You sold out! You sold out! You sold out! You sold out!
Aziaphale: What's ECW crowd?
Starstreeker: I'm a girl.
95 percet of the group start harassing Starsteeker.
Jesus: What am I doing in this?
Sanrah: X-Files on, Nine o'clock.
TFFan: I'm dumb.
Jax: LOL I am too. But you better not tell me that. ^.~
Spyorama: U R dumb.
suspsy: I agree.
Aziaphale dies.
Aziaphale: I'm okay.
M Sifer: Your dead, chico.
TigerMegatron: That is of the most dubious circumstances, I'm afraid. I cannont fathom as to how he can die and come back...unless he's the Christ!
Neale Davidson: Yeah.
Zephremius: Makes sense to me.

The real Billy comes down to stop this mess.


Billy ( the real one ): Stop!


All: Billy! It's you! Your the christ child, I cannot believe it.


Billy: No, I'm not Christ...but Jax pretended to be me!!!!!

All: I know, I saw that earlier.


Billy: Gasp.


All: I have a present for you Billy!

Billy: What?

All: A severed penis!!!!!!

Billy: No!!!!!



Epilog.

Billy was given the severed penis but it was stolen by Aziaphale who decided to eat it and everyone lived hapilly ever after.





Notes from the author:

This is anythin but the last tstory.


People keep asking me... "Whats the severed penis for?"


It's symbolism for the mateerialistic way people act. People want this mateerialism but they cant keep it because they get too much stuff! When they get so much, they don't want the rest. I thought whats the least thing I want and it came to me...a severed penis! The rest is, as they say, shitory.