TFG14VR: Greetings ladies, gentlemen, and jax. My name is Billy, and
today we commemorate fifty beautiful years of funfic.

ATT: Yay!!

Jax: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, TurdFacedGoop4VR ;D

TFG14VR: We have sevral special events planned for today that we've
never had before, such as...

-Super TFG14VR FunFic TRIVIA!

-Memorable Funfic QUOTES!

-Party hats and balloons!

-And Aziaphale has sex with a stegasaurus!

Aziaphale: I thought these were things that never happened before ;D

TFG14VR: To get the festivities started, Aziaphale will sound the
gong.

Aziaphale:...

TFG14VR: Err, I said Aziaphale will sound the gong. (Come on
Aziaphale do it)

Aziaphale: Umm...

TFG14VR: You shoved the gong up your ass again didnt you Azi? :/

Aziaphale: Yeah :/

Aziaphale farts and the gong makes a loud sound.

TFG14VR: Hurrah! Now it's time to get started. LET THE FESTIVITIES
BEGIN!!

Everyone(except for DarwinnianRoadKill): Yay!

DarwinnianRoadKill: As my old ATT Machines character named
Swift-Eagle(NO RELATION TO THE PERSON)used to say, "I'm stupid and I'm
a jerk and I stole someone's old girlfriend and and I'm a
black-hearted scoundrel, but I like to read funfics!" ;>
**

First up: FunFic Trivia,
Compiled by Joonduh L Palasste

Joona makes a funfic poll to see how funfic smart you all are.

#1) In which funfic did TFG14VR reveal his first name was Billy?
#2) How many residential homes are there in Finland?
#3) Who was the third ruler of Finand?
#4) Why was Jax so upset in Funfic #26?
#5) What is the answer to uestion 3?
#6) Why am I such an idiot?
#7) How many funfics have their been?
Answers-

#1) Go read them all to find out! (It was in funfic number THREE btw)
#2) If you dont know then youre not worth my time (:-{|})
#3) I was!
#4) Because nobody respected him for who he is.
#5) Amiga
#6) This is illogical, in order to be an idiot you must have an IQ of
120 or below. How smart am I, then? Let's just say my IQ broke the
Metric System
(;-{D})
#7) I forget

**

TFG14VR: Thanks Joona! Now it's time for the memorable funfic qoutes:
MEMORABLE FUNFIC QUOTES AHOY!

"Billy: Here's your Happy Meal Sandy.
Sandy: Thank you Billy.
Billy: Mmmm...this Cheeseburger is good.
Sandy: Yes it is. Sandy, what did you find in your Happy Meal? I found
Tigger.
Billy: I found fries, a sandwich and...a severed penis!!!!!!!!
NO!!!!!"
-Taken from Funfic #1 (The very first funfic btw)
--

"Robowang: You know whats funny?
Jax: What?
Robowang: Penis.
The ng laughs."
-Taken from FunFic #7
--

"Elsewhere Aziaphale is having sex with a horse.
Horse: neeeiigh!!!! Pepsi!!!!!"
-Taken from FunFic #9
--

"Jax jumps to the severed penis but is beaten to it by Aziraphale who
eats it and runs away laughing "Fools, you thought you could control
the severed penis! But it ended up controlling you! Now, NOW it is
mine! Yum!""
-Taken from Funfic #10(the one about Charlie Brown)
--

"Common Sense comes in and is followed by Reason.
Common Sense: *Sigh*, it's been a busy day today.
Reason: Yeah.
Aziaphale: Hey, guys. You want to help finish my ATT RPG???
Reason: No, Azi. Not if you're gonna ignore what you're doing wrong.
You need to pay attention
that you're not a good citizen either.
Common Sense: Hey, waitasecond--Azi, don't I know you from school?
Aziaphale fails to listen to Reason and doesn't recognize Common
Sense."
-Taken from Funfic #19(The Return of Billy funfic)
--

"Bluuuurrrrggghhheeeeboop."
-Taken from Aziaphale's ass ;D
--

"TigerMegatron: Jax now had a loving relationship with the newsgroup,
billions of dollars, and freedom of mind. All was well. There was only
one thing he was
missing...
Billy: A severed penis!!!
Jax: Good grief!"
-Taken from Funfic #24(The story of Jax)
--

"Morbo holds out his hand.
Jax stares at Morbo.
Jax: I'm not psychic, Morbo.
Morbo: Pay me, you idiot."
-Taken from Funfic #33
--

"AlexJuly433164: Yes, we're all Billy, deep down in our hearts.
Aziaphale: Aaargh. Graaagh. Oooouch.
Aziaphale takes a butcher knife and repeatedly stabs himself in the
chest.
Devvi: What are you doing, Azi?
Aziaphale: I'm trying to kill that bastard!"
-Taken from FunFic #35
--

"just then JESUS appears.
JESUS: hello my child. i have come to resurrect your mother, LAURA.

JESUS resuurects LAURA.
TIGERMEGATRON: MOM!! you're allright! thank you God

just then NEALE and BOBSKIR shoot LAURA with a shotgun
LAURA: never forget me, son. -DIES
TIGERMEGATRON: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
-Taken from Funfic #43
--

"And God so loved the world that he gave up his only son Bill
O'Reilly"
-Taken from the book of Davidson
--

"I'm a smelly moron with no friends. I come on ATT only because I
fantasize about Billy Batson naked...well, that's not true. I
fantasize about Billy Batson naked with ME naked. ^.^;"
-Taken from an ACTUAL ATT MESSAGE of Jax's(No joke)
--

"TFG14VR: Greetings ladies, gentlemen, and jax. My name is Billy, and
today we commemorate fifty beautiful years of funfic."
-Taken from Funfic #50(this one!!)

**

TFG14VR: Those were some fun memories. Its amazing how far weve come
after 50 magnificent years huh? Now its time for what weve all been
waiting for... Aziaphale having sex with a Stegasaurus!!

ATT: YAY!!!

Stegasaurus: X_X

TFG14VR: Oh no! Azi must have already had sex with it!

Aziaphale: ;D

TFG14VR: All's well that end's well. Goonight ATT!

ATT: LUAGHING OUT LOUD!!
Dedicated to the loving memory of Billy Batson:
1987-2001. We miss you :*^(