[Funfic #(105/2)=52] The Land of Confusion

One day on a newsgroup in a galaxy far, far away...

Joona@Palstate.com: So anyway, is it true that the upgraded Amiga will
actually feature the
option to use Text?

Bobby@Palstate.com: Yeah Joona, it's gonna be great. You're so cool
Joona, I wish I had superior mind like you do

Joona@Palstate.com: Thanks, but I don't need to be reafirrmed of the
fact
(:-{|}) I am the king of alt.amiga

Sally@Palstate.com: Joona can I have your babies? (8->)

Jojo123@aol.com: hey guys is there any cool transformers game
available on amiga? how about some tf episodes too :)?

Joona@Palstate.com: What?! What are you doing here! Be gone
Earthling!!!

Jojo123@aol.com: alright, sorry...

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The next day on a newsgroup in a galaxy further, further away...

"hello would you guyz know where i can find original transfrmers
episodes?? :) "

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"..."
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"Yeah, that was my reaction too. Cripes, what an idiot."
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"Original Transformers? What do you need to watch that for? /:P"
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"Why don't we answer the fellow's question instead of belittling him?"
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"Grow a fucking sense of humor fucking moron."
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"What's happened to ATT? Nothing but a bunch of egomaniacs and
newbies...*sigh*
ObTF: There's some cool TF's listed on my home page
ObObTF: I am the world's greatest Transfan. It's true, I did
research."
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"Hey Zobovor, why don't you touch up on your writing skills?"
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"Shutup SkyShadow."
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"You can find original transformers episodes at www.bigbot.com :)
Megatron's Master plan is the best."
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"What a fucking slut."
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"That was a horrible mean thing to say :) ! I'm absolutely disgusted
:) ! If I ever see you in
person I'll punch you in the face :) :) :) !
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"What were we all talking about again?"
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"Nutsacs."
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"That's very rude of you"
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"Shutup idiot"
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"Hey guys I have a new essay out it's called "How Arcee taught me
females" you should read it"
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"does nyone know where i cn download mp3s??"
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"For all those jizzmopers out there: it's called ALT.TOYS.TRANSFORMERS
FOR A FUCKING REASON."
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"Tell it like it is baby. Oh btw you hear that cool new song yet?"
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"Yeah it kicks ass."
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"Ummm isnt that offtopic?"
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"We've been here longer than you."
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"Isn't it funny how Johnny and Franklin on the alt.amiga.forever
newsgroup say the Amiga 420 is _more_ powerful than the Amiga 390 WITH
extra graphic processing? Well, isn't it funny(:-{|}) ?"
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"i think your sense of humor is funny, by that i mean lack of one"
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"Important news: original Transformers will be REreleased in 2004. i
know this because i SNUCK into hasbro & took PICtures."
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"Deathy you shouldn't spread so many lies."
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"Im not lying you stupid piece of shit you guys shouldnt complain
since Im GIVING you good
information & its true. fucking ingrates."
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"Go to hell Deathy."
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"How come everyone's mean to poor Deathy? He's just joking around. I
bet if M Sucker were to murder someone NOBODY would have a problem
with that."
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"Zobovor will you please shut your wife up? "
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"She has a will of her own. How is this TF-related?"
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"You own her, Zob. You married her, she's your property. Simple as
that. And besides, you should get a divorce with her...I'm lookin for
somebody to love :) "
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"SHUTUP SKYSHADOW."
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"What does any of this have to do with Transformers?"
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"Don't you get it? Though this thread isn't directly related to TF's,
that doesn't mean it's
off-topic. We are discussing the behavior of certain individuals on
this newsgroup, and
discussing this will help them better understand the poor manner in
which they've been acting."
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"That's all well and good, but wouldn't it be easier to directly email
the individual rather than start a 256+ thread that, any way you want
to talk around it, has absolutely NOTHING to do with Transformers??"
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"...Leave me alone :/ "
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"Tired of trying to climb your way out of monthly debt? Desperate for
a way out?
Click here and become satisfied with your economical worth once again!
*WWW.DEBT-ADVANTAGE.COM*
It's only one click away, but the impact will last a lifetime!"
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"...You horrible person. My kids were in the room when I clicked on
that link, and now they will forever grow up listening to the advice
of shoddy credit card men. You unsympathetic MONSTERS. You've
desentized my children!!"
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"Oh Zob, lighten up. Geez. If you were more careful when clicking on
links, this would'nt have happened in the first place. Besides the
random porn links and spam, there is absolutely NOTHING offensive on
ATT. It's a newsgroup for the whole family, IMO. Later.

-Finback


Owner of the Flying Goatsex Tree
Finland rules!"
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"does nyone know where i cn download mp3s??"
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"Oh, shutup already."
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"That guy is a big jizzmopper.
He will forever burn in hell with an eternity of LONLIENESS.
Because Stone Cold said so."
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"Jizzmopper? Quit trying to copy us, Duo. You're just not cool. And
it's spelled LONLY,
idiot."
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"Hey, do not speak to me in that tone of voice!
I've got PLENTY of summaries for other anime shows I'm capable of
posting here.
Don't make me use them.
Because I will...

Why can't we all get along?
It's possible, it's in the air
With a hope
And a prayer.
Please, please
Get up off your knees now.
Please
Please"
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"You tell em, Duo! Oh and btw Duo, were you aware that the FIRST and
LAST letters of all your sentences combined (in your first paragraph)
spell out the name SWIFT-EAGLE, if Swift-Eagle were spelled with the
letters HEIE-DMBW instead? As my old ATT Machines fanfic character
named Swift-Eagle once said, "That's cool dude! I wish I weren't such
an idiot!" ;>
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"Is anyone else in favor of ramming pogo-sticks up Ryan's ass? God,
where's Billy when you need him?"
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"Hey whatever happened to Billy anyway?"
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"Billy who?"
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"my names gilly!!"
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"No it's not it's Aziaphale"
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"...UMmm, NOW my name is Gilly ;D"
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"We can still see your email adress moron."
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"Seriously whatever happened to Billy? You know, TFG14VR? That guy
was a poet."
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"WHERE THE FUCK IS BILLY BATSON?!?!"
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"I'm right here. Hola."
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"Yeah where is Billy? We need him to take care of these punk
newbies."
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"..Umm, here I am, like I previously said. I never left the
newsgroup."
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"WHERE ARE YOU BILLY??? YOU NEED TO TEACH THOSE STUPID ELDERS A
LESSON"
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"No, teach the fagiz newbies a lesson."
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"STUPID ELDERS"
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"Fagiz newbies"
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"STUPID ELDERS!"
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"Fagiz newbies!"
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"STUPID ELDERS!!"
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"Fagiz newbies!!"
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Billy sadly leaves the newsgroup as both factions slowly tear each
other apart. Nobody notices he has left.

Except for one person:

Aziaphale: Hmm, not much to do.. I think I should notify
TurdFaceGoop4VR's server again! ;D

(Special NOTE: The original newbie at the beginning was really TFG14VR
in disguise! You should be ashamed, you made Billy leave the
newsgroup!)