(NoteFromBilly: I recently visited a convention in honor of me. I
answered questions while I was there. Here's what happened.)

TigerMegatron: Greetings ladies & gentleMENs. This is a special
evening since we have the honarable TFG14vr and his manajer with us.
They promised to ANSWER some questions.

UltraMegaSuperKikiCokoDarkGigaMegatron(formerly Citizen V): Haha. I'm
making fun of you Deathy. I'm so cool.

Zephirmus: You're aware that the 'make fun of Deathy's multiple names'
joke has been overused to death, right Citizen V?

MegaHyperTigerDodo/LurkerEvilGiantSuperMegatron(Citizen V): I'm cool.

Tigermegatron: SHUTup you guys , now who has a question for Billy?

TFG14VR: Yeah, ask me questions.

MeanAttersSuck: I've got a comment. Mean ATTer's Suck.

MSipher: Thanks, Liane.

LaurieEdwards: You don't have to take that from M SUCKER.

MSipher: I bet it took you all day to come up with that one, Laurie.

LaurieEdwards: Including brain rest periods with Guiding Light? Yeah.
You're all acting like jerks, tho. Isn't that right Jonathon honey?
:)

Zobovor: Yes. What with all the illegal prostituion and flames on ATT,
we are indeed sinners in the hands of an angry Primus.

God: I'm actually a little more concerned with more important things,
but naked women is naughty, yeah.

Zobo the Messiah: :)

God: At least when they're ugly.

Zoctor&Zamble: :(

TigerMegatron: (Marv) What does any of this have to do wit our HERO ,
Tfg14vr aka Billy?

Marv: I haven't been here in four days. Why'd you direct that comment
at me?

TigerMegatron: Shutup, you KNOW what Im talking about MARV. Now bow
down and FORGIVE me.

Marv: yes oh lord TIGERMEGATRON , I will apologize for my old gay
methods of communicating and build a shrine in your HONOR.

Prowl: OMG! But Marv, dont you remember the way Deathy's been
treating you??!

Zephirmus: Don't you have an LCD or something to make, kid?

Zooropa: Deathy isn't so bad. Sure, he may have harrassed people,
immitated people, and even murdered people, but who here hasn't?

ATT:...

ZeterZobriel: ObTF: There are some super cool TF pictures at my
Multi-Faceted web site :)

TigerMegatron: Now are there are there any REAL questions for Tfg14vr?

Jax: Yes, why-

TigerMegatron: Questions not saturated in large quatities of STUPID?

TMJD: Yeah I got one. Whatever happened to the severed penis?

TFG14VR: Azi ate it.

Aziaphale: You told me it was a hot dog.

TFG14VR: You should have realized it wasn't after you saw me chop it
off Jax's body.

Jax: Stupid Azi.

TigerMegatron: ANY other questions??

Oldhomo81: just a comment. TFG14vr, you SOLD OUT. the funfics suck
now. You are not the same person anymore, I refuse to call you Billy.

Aziaphale: I definitly agree, oldhomo81. If Billy sold out then I'm
going to make sure that I don't purchase MY stuff at the same store he
did! ;D

Hooper_X: ..Woah. Azi actually said something HALF FUNNY.

Aziaphale: Thanks ;D

ATT turn their collective heads.

ATT: He did?

Hooper_X: Yeah. Go ahead, Azi.

Aziaphale: Okay here's what happened. A guy just got done saying
Billy sold out, and I made the comment that where ever Billy sold out
at, I'm DEFINITLY not purchasing my stuff at that store! ;D

ATT:.......That makes no sense you f*cking idiot.

Aziaphale: D;

Azi's face turns multiple shades of red.

Hooper_X: Watching Azi be embarrassed is funny

Tigermegatron: This is OFF-topic nonsense , ask Billy more questions
now.

Joona: I've got one. This is in no way suggesting that I like the
funfic series or analyze it, but in funfic 8, line seventeen, you
spell my name wrong. Why is that?

TFG14VR: Because you're an idiot.

Joona: Oh yeah? Well, that's not what the famous Finnish actor Bronse
Raptort thinks! Go amiga! (;-{D}

BrianKirby: Nobody knows who Bronse Raptort is. Nobody cares.

BronseRaptort: I've never spoken to that man in my life.

Joona: :^*(

The_Fly: I've got a question Billy. How come the funfics were
originally called "fanfics"?

Manager: I'll field this question. Some dude told us to change the
word from "Fanfic" to "Funfic". Apparently the term "fanfic" was
over-used and the other variation was more appealing to the eyes.

TFG14VR: Actually, I was just drunk when I wrote the word.

Manager: It seemed to piss Azi off, too.

Aziaphale: No it didn't! Go check your email, Billy! I swear its not
a virus this time.

TFG14VR: Naming the virus "Pictures of ugly Aziaphale naked- in all
honesty, he's pretty hot looking in person :) " isn't a very good way
to trick me, Azi.

Aziaphale: Whatever TurdFacedGoop4vr. At least I don't backstab and
humiliate people for entertainment. My creations are straight-forward
to the auidnece.

TFG14VR: Like that hidden camera you have hidden under Jax's door for
example?

Aziaphale: What Jax doesn't know can't hurt him.

Epilogue: Jax tripped over the camera and fell down the stairs; he
died.

Aziaphale:..... D;

EAT THAT SEVERED PENIS!
The End