Funfic #57: Follow You, Follow Jax

ChrisMcFeely talks to all his friends on ATT.

ChrisMcFeely: Hey guys how about we create a club?
N-Bomb: Yeah!
SkyShadow: Yeah!
Prowl: Yeah!
Jax: Yeah! You know I'm MCFEELIN' that idea, Chris McFeely! ;D
ATT:...
ChrisMcFeely:...
Jax: You've got my sincerest of apologies :(
ChrisMcFeely: Anyway, the special thing about our club is that the
only way you can be a member is if you love to do the Grossy.
SkyShadow: Yeah!
Prowl: Cool!
N-Bomb: I love doing the Grossy, I do it every morning
Jax: Yeah! I do it every morning too ;D
ChrisMcFeely: You're lying aren't you Jax?
Prowl: I bet he doesn't even know what it is.
Jax: NO!! I love the Grossy, I created it
SkyShadow: Really?
ChrisMcFeely: Rumor has it the guy that created the Grossy is an obese
faggot who never had any friends. Is that you Jax?
Jax: Umm....uh, yeah, it is.
ChrisMcFeely: Cool! Jax created the Grossy! You can be vice
president of our club, then
Jax: D;

The next day at club headquarters...

ChrisMcFeely: Well guys here is our first club meeting. What should
we do first?
Prowl: How about we do the Grossy?
ChrisMcFeely: Okay! Good idea!
SkyShadow: I say that since Jax created the Grossy, he should be the
first to do it in our club
ChrisMcFeely: I second the notion. Go ahead Jax
Jax: Umm....

Jax stands in the corner and makes sounds like the black guy from
Police Academy.

N-Bomb: What a f*cking loser
SkyShadow: "What a f*cking loser", you say.
Prowl: Have you ever even done the Grossy before, Jax?
Jax: Yeah, I did it two weeks ago
N-Bomb: Hahaha
Jax: What?
N-Bomb: Jax you f*cking moron, the Grossy didn't start becoming
popular until three days ago.
Jax: Oh... I knew the Grossy was going to become popular, so I started
doing it before it became popular
Prowl: I thought you created the Grossy?
Jax: I did ;D
ChrisMcFeely: You're the biggest nerd here Jax. You're also a liar.
Who's in favor of voting Jax out of the group?
Everyone: WE ARE!!
Jax: Hey! That's... snow fair!
ChrisMcfeely: Don't worry Jax, you'll have a chance to vote on whether
or not you should leave, too.
Jax: I should hope so ;D

Five minutes later

ChrisMcFeely: So we have come to a decision: Jax is officially out of
our group.
Jax: Aww.
Everyone: YAY!! :D
ChrisMcFeely:.....The decision was unanimous, too
N-Bomb: Jax, you f*cking idiot.
Jax: D;
Prowl makes an LCD that flashes "Jax is a loser" every five seconds
The End!

Epilogue:
Aziaphale: Hey, I didn't say anything in this funfic for once! ;)
TFG14VR: Now ya did :P
Aziaphale: ILL REPORT YOU FOR SAYING SUCH A THING TO ME YOU STALKER!!!