My Sixth Fanfic: In 3-D

By TFG14VR and his older brother Johnny (my brother wrote the first half!



Sandy: So, anyway...I was watching this monster movie with Brenda and my family at the Budget Cinema Flicks. We had these special pair of glasses, called 3D. Anyway, it seemed like the monsters were RIGHT THERE!

Billy: Really?

Brenda: Yeah, it was amazing Billy! For example, There was this incredibly detailed monster...he was short, hairy and mutalated, and it looked like he was sitting in the seat right next to me!
Sandy:...Hey, that was my Uncle Frank!
Sandy sulks

Teacher: Kids, recess is over!

After school...

Billy: Oh, I wish I had some 3D glasses...Hmm, what are these? Why, theyre glasses! Maybe they're 3d glasses??

Billy places them in front of his eyes, and waves his hand directly in front of his view.

Billy: Wow, 3D is amazing!!!! It's like my hand is right there! ::With his other free hand, he grabs the right hand.:: I can even feel it!

Billy: ::Billy adjusts the glasses:: These glasses are incredible!
Billy'sDad: For the last time, quit playing with my reading specticles!

Billy's Dad beats him.

The next day...

Billy: Oh, I just wish I had some _real_ 3D glasses. Then I'd be the coolest person in school. Sandy would go out with me, too.

Suddenly, a knock on the door.

Billy: Huh? He goes and answers it

Robowang: Greetings! I take it you would like to see things in a more three-dimensional way?

Billy: Yeah!

Robowang: And you would like to view the world in such a way with a pair of your own special glasses?

Billy: Yes!!

Robowang: And you want to have sex with me?

Billy: Ye...Umm, no. That's illegal!

Robowang: ::sigh:: I had such a positive rythm of responses going, too. Well, are you willing to pay 10 bucks for a pair of your VERY OWN 3D glasses??

Billy: Yes! ::hands him the money::

Robowang: I must warn you, though...These glasses must be used with extreme caution. Their effects can be harmful. Take care of them. Please. It's for your own good. Umm...so...

Billy: Why do you keep talking?

Robowang: Because normally by this point the person slams the door on my face.

Billy slams the door shut.

Robowang: How did I know that was gonna happen?

Billy goes to the Mall.

Mall Security Guard: Hi, Billy. Do you want a baseball card?

Billy: No, I'd rather know where I can get some 3D glasses.

Mall Secruity Guard: Check the kiosk. There's sure to be a store that sells 3D glasses.

Billy: Thanks!

Billy checks the Kiosk.

Billy: Teds Three Dee shop, hm?

Bill goes there.

Ted: Hi, Billy! You want some three dee glasses!???

Billy: How did you know my name?

Ted: I also have four dee glasses that see into the future, when you would tell me your name!

Billy: Wow! My name is Billy! Hi Ted!

Ted: Hi Billy! What do you want?

Billy: Dont you know?

Ted: Oh, the glasses? You never told me what you wanted.

Billy: Oh...thanks, then.

Ted: Any time.

Billy leaves and goes home.

Billy'sMom: Billy, did you go to school?

Billy: Yeah.

Billy'sMom: Don't lie!

Billy: I'm not lying, Mom.

Billy'sMom: Did I say that you were?

Billy's mom beats Billy until his skin brueses and he bleeds.

Billy: I didn't need four dee glasses to know that would happen.

Billy's parents laugh.

Billy laughs as he gets the joke.

Billy: Wow, mom. Your the best!

Billy'sMom: Guess what I have for you Billy?!

Billy doesn't need four dee glasses to know what it is. It's a pair of three dee glasses!!!!

Billy: What!?

Billy'sMom: A severed penis!!!!

Billy: NNNNNNNNNNNOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


The End.