Alt.Ninth.Fanfic!!!
Brought to you by Pepsi!!!! Drink that Pepsi!!!!
 
By TFG14VR.
 
Dedicated to Robowang and Prowl  but not Aziaphale or Jax!!
 
 
 
Joona: I have a new poll.
 
Joona drinks a pepsi.
 
Joona: Here it is.
 
You have to make a hunderd points to be a good person.
 
1) Do you do computers???? 1 ppoints.
2) Are you from Thailand????? 2 Points.
3) Do you use AOL???? Negative a hundred zillion points.
4) can you mastrubate twelve times in a day without going blind??? 15 points.
5) Is your first name Joona????? 111 Points.
 
If you scored: 5 points, Windows-suckers. 10 points, moron. 20 points, getting to my level. 30 points, true Amiga. 35 points, scaring me! 40 points, Joona.
 
 
 
Jax: I have an MSN3K
 
 
 
>Joona: I have a new poll.
 
>You have to make a hunderd points to be a good person.
 
>1) Do you do computers???? 1 ppoints.
 
Jax: ALL THE TIMEEE!!!!!
 
>2) Are you from Thailand????? 2 Points.
 
Jax: No, LOL. ;D
 
>3) Do you use AOL???? Negative a hundred zillion points.
 
Jax: Peeple who use AOL are STUPID!!!!
 
>4) can you mastrubate twelve times in a day without going blind??? 15
points.
 
Jax: This will take a while, be right back.
 
Jax: Went blind at nine.
 
>5) Is your first name Joona????? 111 Points.
 
Jax: It is now!!!!
 
>If you scored: 5 points, Windows-suckers. 10 points, moron. 20 points,
 
>getting to my level. 30 points, true Amiga. 35 points, scaring me! 40
 
>points, Joona.
 
Joona( Jax ): Crazy!!!!
 
 
Aziaphale: Hi there Joona.
 
Joona( Jax ): I'm smart!!!!!!
 
Aziaphale: Have a penis for me to eat?
 
Joona( Jax ): I'm smart!!!!
 
Aziaphale: How is Thailand today?????
 
Joona( Jax ): It sux! Just like AOL!!!!!! But Pepsi rulz!!!!!!!
 
Aziaphale: I'm gone FOEVER.
 
Joona( Jax ): Bye!!!!
 
Aziaphale: Back.
 
Smumpticon: who are yuou?
 
Joona( Jax ): Stupid!!!!!
 
Spumtpicon: oh.
 
Zephreiumsu: What are you doing?
 
Joona( Jax ): Don't know!!!!!
 
Zobovr: Hi there.
 
Joona( Jax ): Hi!
 
TÖrin: Hi there.
 
Joona( Jax ): Hi!
 
ZacWilliams: I cant spell too good but I'm smart.
 
Joona( Jax ): hi!!!!
 
Brian Kirby: I dont like off topic posts and im stupid.
 
Joona( Jax ): Hi!!!!
 
Prowl: One time my mom said that she was watching the Transformers but the
TV WASN"T EVEN ON!!!! I made a box to do that, pretty cool, huh?
 
Joona( Jax ): Yeah. You are c-o-o-l. I like Pepsi. Drink that Pepsi.
 
Prowl: REally?
 
Joona( Jax ): Yean,b tu I'm stupid, remember?
 
Prowl: Oh yeah...
 
Heero: Mission Accomplished.
 
Joona( Jax ): What you doing?
 
Heero: NOthing that you can do.
 
Joona( Jax ): OH....
 
 
Elsewhere Aziaphale is having sex with a horse.
 
Horse: neeeiigh!!!! Pepsi!!!!!
 
Aziaphale: THis is funn!!!!!
 
Joona( Jax ): Can I watch?
 
Aziaphale: Please!!!!!!
 
Joona( Jax ): Can I join in?????
 
Aziaphale: Pleasseee!!!!
 
TigerMegatron: Can I join in?
 
Joona( Jax ): Please!!!!
 
Aziapahel has more sex with the horse.
 
Starscream comes in and beats his head in and he DIES!!!!!!
 
TigerMegatron: Aziaphale is DEAD!!!!! Lets have sex with his dead body!!!!
 
Joona: Okay!!!!
 
They have sex with his dead body...and drink Pepsi!!!!
 
Joona: THat was fun!!!!
 
The End.
 
Severed Penis.
 
Billy: Good grief!!!!!!