Male Offspring
Dunno whether it’s true or not as stated.
Just take it as a joke. Don't get offended.
TRUE FACT:
Male sperm (Y) swim faster and die sooner than female
sperm (X), because female sperm contain heavier genetic
material, which slows them down but allows them to live
longer.
THEREFORE:
Males with longer penises tend to produce more male
offspring because they deposit the sperm closer to the egg
and Y sperm cells win the "sprint." Males with shorter
penises tend to have more female offspring because sperm is
deposited further from the egg, Y sperm die off thus
allowing X sperm to win the "marathon."
CONCLUSION:
Look at your family. This tells you whether or not your
father had a big one.