Dear Abby GW Boys,
HeeroMy lover never lets me be on top! I'm so freakin' sick of being the 'girl'! What should I do?
~Pain in the Ass~
Dear Pain,
Why don't you two take turns? -Quatre
Kick him in the balls! -Duo
Don't give him any, weakling -Wufei
... -Trowa
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOO -Relena (o.O)
Threaten him with a gun -Heero
Beat the living shit outta him! -Ganki and Aimee
Dear Abby GW Boys,
My pychiatrist says I have a real problem with killing people. Should I take her advice and stop? Is killing *really* wrong?
~I love to kill
Dear Love to Kill,
KILLING IS BAD! STOP NOW! JUST SAY NO! -Quatre
Go get laid XD -Duo
... -Trowa
It's not wrong. Keep trucking! -Heero
Only kill if they are strong! Do not kill women or weaklings! It's dishonorable! -Wufei
Wow, he sounds alot like Heero-did you know Heero's my BF? 'Coz he is! -Relena
*gag Relena and give her to Heero to distribute 'justice'* KILL! KILL! KILL! -Ganki and Aimee
Dear Abby GW boys,
I'm in love! And I want to seduce the object of my affections! How do I do this?
~Hopeless Seductor
Dear Hopeless,
Marry him first! Sex outside of marriage is BAD! -Quatre
Strip in front of him in broad dayligh! It works-trust me! -Duo
Quatre! We're not married! -Trowa [All: o.O]
Injustice! Control your rampaging hormones weakling! -Wufei
Put a gun to his head and insist he get nekkid fast -Heero
Heero is great! I love him! Blah, blah,blah... -Relena [All:*gag her*]
Ask a PWP lemon writer for tips! ^_~ -Ganki and Aimee