As soon as money enters your posession, its spent on anime items You've deemed yourself the '... no miko' of your favorite anime character You have mutiple sites devoted to anime You're always online reading fanfics, looking at fanart, wasting time on lists like these... You take up writing fics and drawing fanart And somehow, a character looking and acting EXACTLY like you worms their way into all your fics/art and ends up dating your favorite character Your friends are afraid to speak around you because every word they say reminds you of something about anime The people who run anime conventions cry when they think of the next one...because you'll be there, a month early camping out Music is only good if it's in Japanese and being sung by a seiyuu You boycott TV because they show edited versions of your favorite anime If someone refers to an anime as a 'cartoon' in your presence, all hell breaks loose You need a new hard drive to accomadate all the anime stuff you've downloaded Your parents are so sick of hearing about "[insert fav character's name here] this and [fav character] that", they disown you Your relatives no longer inquire about your love life. Instead, they ask how [fav character] is doing And of course, you smile and launch into a detailed reply on what you two are doing that weekend When even your fellow anime-freaks run from you, you move on to talking to animals about [fav anime character/show] The mail is stopped because you keep sending long-winded letters to the President on how world peace could be resolved if "so and so was alive" Your hair defies the force of gravity and the laws of Nature as you take on your fav character's look Your room is covered in an inch-thick wallpaper of anime posters You start taking a Japanese class to 'better understand the nature of anime' You turn in all your assignments in Japanese and fail school because no one can read Japanese except you Your teachers are used to finding weird drawings up and down the margins of your assignments-when you get bored in class, you draw anime chars Anime is such a part of your daily life, you don't even realize it when you start talking like your fav character is real Actually, its common knowledge you believe that everyone in your fav anime series really exists in a parallel universe and damned if you won't find that universe! ...And somehow, you actually find it No one understands you anymore because words like 'ja ne', '-chan', 'itai', and other Japanese terms are mixed up in your vocabulary When your parents REALLY wanna be mean, they ground you from anime You go and write your own screwed list on how you are obsessed with anime