How to be a Bishounen

-Always be able to complete your mission even if you're injured or dying

-Develop some unique sort of weapon and carry it EVERYWHERE

-And you'll need a unique, trademark phrase crazed fangirls can quote 24/7

-Bonus points for having mythical powers, like telekenesis or something of the sort

-Have a tragic past that has warped you so you hate women/men/machinery-anything that fangirls can write fanfics about that delve into the reasoning for this hatred

-Be able to live anything

-Be able to be a bastard and STILL be popular with ladies

-Have a stalker girls'll HATE so they'll become your fan JUST to bash the stalker

-Develop a bizarre sense of fashion that totally works for you

-Bonus points if you can wear Spandex and still look good

-Have an attractive, male best friend so yaoi-freaks can pair you up decently

-Have an attractive, male enemy so yaoi-freaks can pair you up oddly

-Perfect a 'Killer Glare' or 'Glare of Death'

-Have a weird haistyle

-Make sure you're part of an interesting storyline

-And most of all, be prepared for crazed fangirls devoting sites to you, fanfics to you and all that good stuff ^_^

Adding to the Bishounen List ~Added by Kai

-Arrange so that every time you go into deep thought, a mysterious wind blows through your hair.

-Go into deep thought often.

-Loose A LOT of weight but still be able to throw two men clear across a room.

-If you don't have long hair get long bangs, if you don't have long bangs get long ear tails, if you don't have long ear tails get a lengthy cut in the back, if your bald, I'm sorry, you'll never be a bishie without long beautiful hair.

-Have a sad past that is so extremely different from everyone else's that it makes you more beautiful than them.

-If you even look at another boy be prepared for yaoi.

-Be VERY prepared for yaoi.

-Save a young bishoujo's life and/or well-being without falling in love with her, ever.

-All jeans, khakis, or shorts must be skin tight, that includes any and all black or white turtlenecks also.

-Have a smooth, deep, sullen voice that could swoon Elvis Presley and speak in slow choppy scentences.

-Look extremely cute whenever you are angry, nervous, or embarrassed.

-Become a twisted sort of pocket monster that your thousands of fangirls display on their webpages with great pride.

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