-Always be able to complete your mission even if you're injured or dying -Develop some unique sort of weapon and carry it EVERYWHERE -And you'll need a unique, trademark phrase crazed fangirls can quote 24/7 -Bonus points for having mythical powers, like telekenesis or something of the sort -Have a tragic past that has warped you so you hate women/men/machinery-anything that fangirls can write fanfics about that delve into the reasoning for this hatred -Be able to live anything -Be able to be a bastard and STILL be popular with ladies -Have a stalker girls'll HATE so they'll become your fan JUST to bash the stalker -Develop a bizarre sense of fashion that totally works for you -Bonus points if you can wear Spandex and still look good -Have an attractive, male best friend so yaoi-freaks can pair you up decently -Have an attractive, male enemy so yaoi-freaks can pair you up oddly -Perfect a 'Killer Glare' or 'Glare of Death' -Have a weird haistyle -Make sure you're part of an interesting storyline -And most of all, be prepared for crazed fangirls devoting sites to you, fanfics to you and all that good stuff ^_^ |
Adding to the Bishounen List ~Added by Kai
-Arrange so that every time you go into deep thought, a mysterious wind blows through your hair. -Go into deep thought often. -Loose A LOT of weight but still be able to throw two men clear across a room. -If you don't have long hair get long bangs, if you don't have long bangs get long ear tails, if you don't have long ear tails get a lengthy cut in the back, if your bald, I'm sorry, you'll never be a bishie without long beautiful hair. -Have a sad past that is so extremely different from everyone else's that it makes you more beautiful than them. -If you even look at another boy be prepared for yaoi. -Be VERY prepared for yaoi. -Save a young bishoujo's life and/or well-being without falling in love with her, ever. -All jeans, khakis, or shorts must be skin tight, that includes any and all black or white turtlenecks also. -Have a smooth, deep, sullen voice that could swoon Elvis Presley and speak in slow choppy scentences. -Look extremely cute whenever you are angry, nervous, or embarrassed. -Become a twisted sort of pocket monster that your thousands of fangirls display on their webpages with great pride. |