Compatibility Tests

The Love Test (What site doesn't have one nowadays?)

What you'll find here, you crazy otaku are two tests calculating your compatibilty with specific anime bishounen. The first one is for Weiss Kreuz...cause thats my favorite anime and all and the second one is for Gundam Wing because so many people like it, maybe in time I'll have more anime bishounen just so you can run up to your friends who don't care in the first place and tell them what japanese character your destined to marry. So by all means get out pen and paper, pick your anime and continue.

Weiss Kreuz

Question 1 Most people you know would describe you in one word as...

A. Anal
B. Suave
C. Nice (you need more descriptive friends)
D. Easy

Question 2 When caught between a rock and a hard place, what do you do to get yourself out?

A. brute force my man, brute force
B. Yell and blame it on everyone else
C. Whimper in a corner
D. Struggle for a few minutes then give up, it was probably your fault anyway.

Question 3 Your favorite color is...

A. Red
B. Black
C. Blue
D. Green

Question 4 Where would you want your first kiss to take place with your bishounen honey?

A. On a quite rooftop in a downtown city with romantic moonlight and open thoughts
B. Privately and Alone on a couch or a bed or anything to support your weight
C. Traditionally on the front porch at dusk, AHH, take me back to the fifties
D. By complete and total surprise....anywhere, you'll blush like hell afterwards

Question 5 Many women have an inner goddess, who's your inner goddess?

A. Athena, goddess of wisdom and battle
B. Aphordite, goddess of love and beauty
C. Selene, goddess of the moon and night
D. Artemis, goddess of the virgin and hunt

Question 6 Look down at your outfit right now...what is the closest thing to what you are wearing?

A. A turtleneck and some comfy jeans
B. A skirt and a tight shirt...almost latex
C. A low-cut peasant shirt and some shorts
D. A tanktop and boxers, maybe even an overshirt

Question 7 You see your dream guy sitting at an outdoor cafe chowing down, what's he stuffing his face with?

A. sushi, dantily with little origami leave garnish and chop-sticks and some watered down Sake
B. A ceasar salad and a hamburger, extra rare and a diet coke
C. A bowl of tomato soup with finger sized toasted cheese sandwiches and some milk.
D. You can't tell, it's kind of all mixed together.

Question 8 Whats the most important virtue a guy can have?

A. Intellegence
B. Communication
C. Innocence
D. Loyalty

Question 9 What does the wallpaper on your computer look the most like?

A. a plain opaque color, mostly dark
B. very racy doujinshi drawings
C. You haven't checked because you spend so much time on the internet
D. The wallpaper would be...that background thing?

Question 10 What is your must-have accessory at all times or you'll die?

A. earrings
B. sunglasses
C. something to hold your pants up
D. a handkercheif for those hot, humid days, and to hold your hair up

Finished!

Now count how many of each letter you have. If you have mostly A's your most compatible with Aya Fujimiya! If you have mostly B's your most compatible with Youji Kudou! If you have mostly C's your most compatible with Omi Tsukiyono! If you have mostly D's, you guessed it, your most compatible with Ken Hidaka! If you have a tie of your answers then you have the best of both worlds! If you took this test without knowing about Weiss Kreuz then go look it up! If your tired of me starting scentences with an 'IF' and ending in an exclamation point then continue onto the next test!
C.

Gundam Wing

Question 1 When reading a book for the first time where do you usually look before you start reading?

A. The table of Contents
B. You read the first few pages
C. You generally go by the cover art
D. You read about the author, don't wanna read no book written by a freak!
E. Just dive in, you'll pick up on the plot in one or two paragraphs

Question 2 How do you like your eggs?

A. Dehydrated and ready for vitam filled consumption in an MRI
B. On a china dish ala benedict with garnish and a jellied bagel
C. Edible
D. You don't like eggs...they come from female roosters
E. Classically scrambled with ketchup

Question 3 How do you pass the time?

A. Alone, saving energy for god knows what
B. Socializing politely at a debutaunt if possible, or playing polo
C. Annoying little siblings and rooting for the 49ers
D. Practicing hitting stuff with a stick/broom/yardstick/or other long object
E. Somersaulting or walking the dog

Question 4 Be honest, how many times have you lied to your parents in the last month

A. Are you accusing me of lying?
B. Maybe once, for their own good...I'm so ashamed!
C. lie? I never lie!
D. What a dumb question
E. I haven't spoken to my parents for several years now

Question 5 Again, whats your favorite color?

A. Green
B. Purple
C. Red
D. White
E. Blue

Question 6 If your perfect bishounen dream-guy could lack one virtue, what would it be?

A. Patience
B. Humor
C. Intellegence
D. Kindness
E. Communication

Question 7 What is the closest thing to the shoes you are wearing or were wearing the last time you were wearing any?

A. high-top sneakers
B. dress-shoes
C. big-heeled knee-highs
D. Sandals
E. clogs

Question 8 What is the closest thing to your morning routine?

A. Awaken, shower, breakfast, work/school
B. Aroused by servants, bathed by servants, fed by servants, chaeuffered by servants
C. Awaken, Still waking, waking, dash out the door
D. Awaken, yoga, shower, yoga, breakfast, yoga, work/school
E. Awaken, breakfast, shower, work/school

Question 9 How would your perfect bishie express his cute bishie affections to you on valentines day?

A. Roses at your bed side followed by a whole day planned by the minute w/ just you two.
B. An extravagent evening gown followed by a gourmet dinner and a private ball
C. Chocolates and alone behind closed doors time
D. A smile in the morning
E. A large teddy bear and candlelight snuggles

Question 10 Score...there is a big rock on your finger and your walking down the aisle with your honey, what's your theme song?

A. A traditional wedding march by a local band
B. Mozarts symphony VII no. 98 with bells and and the Vatican's boys choir
C. White Wedding courtesy 80's hair band whose name I forgot
D. A buddist preist playing a flute in the corner
E. I will always love you by Whitney Houston

I think your done, Are you done?

Okay cool, so I'll be blunt about it...those of you with mostly A's were meant for Heero Yuy. Those of you who answered mostly B's are Quatre Winner's match. Those of you with mostly C's are destined for Duo Maxwell. Those with mostly D's will make it with Wufei Chang. Finally, those with mostly E's are matched up with Trowa Barton. Did ya have fun? Could you pretend like you did?

Take me Home Dammit