Your favorites list consists of ONLY fanfiction archives The second you wake up, you're online to see if your favorite author added a new fic/chapter Whenever the cry of HALEJUAH echoes throughout the house, your family knows you've found a new fic Laughter, tears, shouts, and things being thrown are not unusual sounds to be heard from the computer room. They know its only you reading fics Everyone groans when they hear the words "I read the BEST fic last night..." All your IM conversations begin with "Wow, this is a great fic. Check it out!" You join thousands of ML's for a daily dose of fanfiction Your screen name is something like 'The Fic Hunter' or 'FanfictionGod' RL means nothing to you. Life is SO much better in fanfiction. Fics have got you to believe that things like 'hammerspace' and 'infamous, trademarked glares' really exist Every birthday, before you blow out the candles, you wish that your favorite author would write you a birthday fic You try and burn down a bookstore because they didn't carry a collection of fanfics about your favorite series Life has no meaning if you can't read fanfiction Fanfiction.net is your favorite site in the whole wide world [or World Wide Web, heh heh. The thing that makes you cry the hardest is hearing an author say "I'm just not into anime anymore, so I won't be writing anymore fics" People are terrified when they recieve a review from you You start threatening people with stupid things such as 'never reading anything of THEIRS again' if they don't finish an incomplete story.