Duo’s Insults

You're so anal retentive, you could stick a piece of coal up there and have a diamond in a week!

Hey, what are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants its ass back?

Your so ugly, that isn't a hair line—it's your hair running away from your face!

What is the difference between a BMW & a porcupine?

The pricks are on the inside.

Last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

You look like shit. Is that the style now?

Earth is full. Go home.

And which dwarf are you?