Athena, the Greek Goddess

STATUS: MIA.

WRESTLING: Athena has never had a WOW match.

CHARACTER: No, seriously, she is just someone who used to be on the WOW web page. Never wrestled. Hopefully, this is because someone realized, "Hmm, this is the dumbest gimmick that the human mind has ever conjured up."

LOOKS: I dunno about you, but she looks damn freakin' scary to me.

COMMENTS: How could anyone ever, at any point, have thought that people would buy a "real Greek goddess" gimmick? If Athena never had a match, why was she on the WOW home page for so long? Who wrote the unbelievably corny profiles on the old WOW home page (that have now thankfully been done away with)? Shouldn't they come up with a better URL than WOWE.com? These are questions for us all to meditate upon.

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