*Cyrus the Virus came out and announced that he was 'invading' WOW on behalf
of WCW and that he had already signed a handful of WOW stars. Riot and
Poison came out and announced they had signed on with Cyrus and proceeded to
rip WOW and the fans. Thug and Selina Majors came out and defended WOW,
calling out Cyrus and his new team to take them on. The main event was set
for WOW as Riot-Poison-Mystery wrestlers vs. Thug-Selina Majors-and
their partner.
*Back in the 'WCW office, Cyrus goes over the plans when Jungle Grrl comes
in and announces that she wants in the new WCW. Cyrus agrees and names her
as the third partner, saying that his Big Surprise will make an entrence.
*Asian Invasion defeat Caged heat with a Double Fujiwara armbar after Cyrus
interferred in the match. The post match had Jade and Lotus get on the mike
and announce their disdain for McLane. After complaining about his
stereotype and being held down, they delivered Total Anihilation (Legsweep,
spin kick at the same time) to McLane. EMT's took out McClane on a
stretcher. Asian Invasion is now known as Shogun Warriors.
*Lana Star intercepts Shogun Warriors and Cyrus, trying to get Cyrus to
bring the Lana Star show to WCW. Cyrus verbally assaults her, insulting Lana
to the point where she runs off crying.
*The Beach Patrol, Terri Gold, Heather Steele, and Wendi Wheels are shown in
the back, worried about what is going down. Terri Gold gets up and tells
everyone that she is going to 'not let Cyrus get away with this.
*The Main Event featured team WCW (Riot, Jungle Grrl, Poison) against Thug,
Selina Majors and there mystery Partner Slam Dunk. Slam Dunk came out and
ran down Cyrus before the match.
*The Team of Thug, Selina Majors and Slam Dunk won by disqualification after
the Shogun Warriors came down and attacked Majors, Dunk and Thug. Terri Gold
came down with a steel chair as team WCW got out of the ring. Terri Gold
then proceeded to hammer the three WOW stars with chair shots. Terri hugged
Cyrus and announced that she would be the next member of team WCW. Before
the rest of the invaders could attack, the rest of the WOW wrestlers came
down and chased off Cyrus and his group.

Ohhhhhhhh...WOW!

[Title sequence, etc.]

David McLane and Lee Marshall sit at the announcers' table.

McLane: I'm David McLane, and this is my co-host Lee Marshall. And fans if
you weren't here last week we have been invaded by Cyrus and WCW.
Marshall: And last week Cyrus made his grand entrance and already has turned
WOW upside down.
McLane: My neck is still sore from the attack by Asian....

('Here Comes the Money" plays as Cyrus and Team WCW makes their way to the
ring. Coming down with him is Jungle Grrl, Asian Invasion, Riot, Poision and
Terri Gold. As they get in the ring, the women play to the crowd as Cyrus
grabs the mike and smiles at the crowd.)

Cyrus: WELCOME TO WOW EXTRME ZONE! I am your co host Cyrus and am proud
to present you to WCW's.... Elite!

McLane: This is disgusting.
Marshall: Cyrus has gotten himself a stable of the best young talent in WOW
and we saw last week how deadly it can be.

Cyrus: Now for all you drunk, foul smelling, trogolite Californians, let me
introduce you to my entourage of WCW stars. First the deadly duo of the Far
East sensations. The best talent that the United States ever got from Asia,
Jeanie Kim and Jade... The Shogun Warriors.

(Jade and Jeanie, in red and black spandez outfits and carrying kendo
sticks, nod as the crowd boos at them.)

Cyrus: Next, the most devious, vile, mean, and witchy superstar to enter the
ring, and god I love her... Poison!

(Poison saunters to the crowd and tells them to 'kiss it' as the boos rise
up.)

McLane: I can't belive they are still in this building.... I CAN'T BELIVE
THEY WOULD DO THIS!

Cyrus: To my left, the assasin of the wrestling world, a monster, a
destroyer, the 10th wonder of the world.... RIOT!

(Riot gloats as she thrusts her baseball bat in the air.)

Cyrus: To my right, a wrestling machine that has no emotion or remorse...
Jungle Grrl!

(Jungle Grrl, hops on to the top turnbuckle and scowls over the crowd,
looking like a cat ready to pounce.)

Cyrus: And finally, the women who will lead womens wrestling into the new
millenium.... the prefect speimen...'THE GOLDEN ONE' HEATHER MILLARD!

('The Golden One" smirks at the crowd as she performs a backflip from the
middle rope, causing a cascade of more boos as she sneers at David McLane.
Cyrus gloats at the crowd as he looks around.)

Cyrus: Tonight I am challenging the superstars of WOW to do one of two
things... either join us... or get out of our face. If you join us, I
promise you that I will give you fresh gimmiks, put in a good word with
Shane McMahon and who knows... you could be in WCW in no time....

(Suddnely 'I Disappear' by Metallica plays as the crowd errupts. Cyrus and
Team WCW looks over as they see the top of the runway where Thug, Selina
Majors and Caged Heat stand. Soon Roxy Powers and Becky the Farmers'
Daughter come out and stand next to them. Seconds later Harley's Angels come
out and stand with the rest of the WOW stars as camera catches the
standoff between WOW and Team WCW.)

Marshall: And the Women of Wrestling are not going to stand for this at
all.Cyrus has just found out the hard way.

McLane: Folks stay with us as we will see Beach Patrol against Law and
Order.

[Benny Hill commercial]

(Cut to the "WCW-WOW office", where Cyrus is sitting smoking a cigar,
looking over some files. The door is kicked open as Jacklyn Hyde and Randi
Rah Rah walk into the room. Both are breaking kayfabe as neither appears to
be thier usual self, but nervous and yet hopefull.)

CYRUS: Welcome Miss Rah Rah and Miss Hyde, how can I help you two?

RANDI: We... would like to take up your offer and get a better chance in
WOW/WCW.

JACKLYN: That's right. I am not some looney who flips on and off... I hate
it! I hate it! I hate it!

(Jacklyn starts to cry as Cyrus walks over and pats her on the shoulder. He
pulls out a new contract as Jacklyn composes herself.)

CYRUS: I could do a Vince McMahon and give you a 'I got knocked loopy
gimmick" or something like that. Instead I have a new gimmick for you two...
plus I am going to get you gals a match tonite against Harley's Angels.

RANDI: Really? That would be great! So what are our names going to be?

CYRUS: From now on you will be known as Randi and Jacky.... The Network! And
I promise you that you two ladies are going places.

(Randi and Jacklyn, looking perplexed but hopeful, march out of the office
as Cyrus grins. He goes back to signing papers as he mutters to himself.)

CYRUS: It is just too easy.

(We go to the ring as David McLane is there with referee Jesse Hernandez.)

McLane: This match is a Standard Match tag match. Making their way to the
ring, from Santa Barbara California, Sandy and Summer... THE BEACH PATROL!

[Sandy and Summer get a huge crowd pop as they come down the aisle carrying
their floaters. They bump butts as they enter the ring. Heather checks her
boots. Sandy checks her boots.]

McLane: Their opponents, from the Department of Law Enforcement, Nikki and
Kristi... LAW AND ORDER!

[Nikki Law short-arm clotheslines Summer to the mat. Kristi Order tagged in
by Nikki Law. Law and Order whip Summer into the ropes... double
spinebuster. Niki Law makes the cover. 1... 2... kickout by Summer. Law
stomps away on Summer before running into the ropes... spinning elbow drop.]

Marshall: Law and Order taking it to the Beach Patrol so far in this
contest.

[Niki Law applies the arm wench on Summer. Summer gets back to her feet and
whips Niki into the ropes... Summer with a dropkick. Kristi Order comes in
the ring and goes for a clothesline, but Summer ducks it and catches her
with a clothesline.]

McLane: Summer has got to make the tag if she wants to survive this match.

[Sandy begs for the tag as Summer starts to crawl over. Kristi Order grabs
Summer's foot, but Summer dives to make the tag to Sandy. Sandy clotheslines
Kristi Order. Niki Law charges at Sandy but is met with a back body drop.
Kristi struggles to her feet and is dropkicked out of the ring. Sandy walks
over to Kristi Order and applies a figure four leglock.]

Marshall: Summer could have the win right here....

(Crowd reacts as Shogun Warriors hit the ring and attack Summer and Sandy.
Jesse Hernandez calls for the bell.)

McLANE: The winners of this bout, THE BEACH PATROL.

Marshall: The Shogun Warriors attacking Summer and Sandy... and you can bet
this is under Cyrus's orders.

(Both Shogun Warriors dropkick a groggy Summer out of the ring before
applying the Mijolin Breaker (double armbar submission) on Sandy. The blond
bombshell screams in pain as Jesse Hernandez tries to break the hold.
Suddenly the crowd goes nuts as Caged Heat runs to the ring.)

Marshall: Caged Heat is in the ring and they are taking it to it to the
Shogun Warriors. Loca tosses Jade out of the ring as Delta Lotta Pain has
Jeanie in Position.... HARD TIME ON JEANIE!

(Cyrus runs into the ring to try to help out his team but is nailed with a
double right hands by Caged Heat. Caged Heat has Cyrus in position...DRIVE
BY! Caged Heat plays to the crowd, unaware that the Shogun Warriors are back
in the ring.)

Marshall: Wait a minute, the Shogun Warriors are holding their throats as
they are right behind Caged Heat...

(Crowd pops as Jade and Jeanie spew red mist into Caged Heat's faces. Delta
Lotta Pain rolls to the canvas as Loca is still on her feet. The Shogun
Warriors deliver Total Anihilation on Loca as Cyrus kicks Delta in the gut.
The three WCW invaders leave the ring to a chorus of boos as Caged Heat and
the Beach Patrol are on the mat, hurting.)

McLane: Hold on fans! I am told we have an altercation in the back....

(Camera goes backstage were we see Vendetta lying prone on the cold concrete
with a steel chair next to her. Camer fades to commercials as we see a
shadow comming from a hallway.)

{EnErex commercial.}

(We come back to Cyrus's office were he is a bir angry as the Shogun
Warriors are also very irate at what had happened. Cyrus picks up the phone
and dials a number.)

Cyrus: Yes security, I want you to handcuff Caged Heat and escort them out
of the building. ... Did I studder... Escort them out of the building...
IMMEDIATELY!

(Cyrus hangs up the phone as there is a nock on the door. A couple of
seconds later, Wendi Wheels and 'Hammerin' Heather Steele come in and sit
down. Cyrus motions for the Shogun Warriors to leave, before closing the
door behind them.)

Heather Steele: You wanted to see us Mr. Cyrus?
Cyrus: Yes my two lovely ladies, I have heard that you were interested in
the new merger.
Wendi: Lets get something straight, we are not going to sell out and be some
stooges for you. So if your plan was to bribe us into joining you and be
some sort of servants like Randi and Jacklyn, then you can take this grease
and ...

(Before she can finish, Cyrus pulls out a thick wad of papers and tosses it
toWendi. She looks over the papers as her eyes bulge out.)

Cyrus: You know Cristina, I know that Shane wants to find a young female
wrestler to pair up with Test. Imagine you as a WCW superstar and manager to
one of the best wrestlers in the federation. And wrestling in front of your
hometown in Gainsville, Florida.

(Cristina Colby smiles as she pictures the scene.She looks up and flips
through to the last page of the stack of papers. Wendi continues to stare at
Cyrus as he sits down in his chair.)

Cyrus: I guarantee you two that you will know longer be known as Wendi
Wheels and Heather Steele. You will be known as Wendi & Cristina...
Heartbreak Inc!

(Cyrus gives Wendi and Cristina new outfits as both women talk amongst
themselves. They nod thier heads as they smile at Cyrus.)

Wendi: Cyrus, you got yourself a tag team!
Cristina: What do you need from us?

(Cyrus motions for the camera to leave as he talks to Wendi and Cristina. We
go to the ring as David McLane is in the ring with Jesse Hernandez.)

McLANE: Ladies and gentleman, this contest is scheduled for one fall, with a
15 minute time limit, introducing first, representing WCW, Randi and
Jacky,.... THE NETWORK!

('Here Comes The Money' plays as Randi and Jacky make their way to the ring,
both are dressed in black pants, white shirts and wrestling boots. The crowd
gives a mixed reaction as they enter.)

Marshall: I never thought that WOW would come to this!

McLANE: And their opponents, from Hells Kitchen, New York, EZ Ryder and
Charlie Davidson... HARLEY'S ANGELS

(Harley's Angels sprint to the ring and immediately attack the Network,
pumeling them in each corner. Harley's Angels whip Randi and Jacky into each
other, causing Randi to fall out of the ring. EZ clothesline's Jacky to the
mat while Charlie is made to leave the ring.)

Marshall: This is where the Angels specialize in... an all out brawl.

(EZ puts Jacky in a headlock and punches her right in the face. As Jacky
lays on the ground, EZ stomps away on her. EZ runs into the ropes and goes
for a legdrop but misses the mark. Jacky tags in Randi. The Network whip EZ
into the corner... Randi with a handspring elbow.)

Marshall: Randi showing off her superior athletic skills and somewhere Cyrus
has got to be pleased.

McLane: Well the former Team Sprit member was known for her athletic
moves... and it seems now she has picked up an evil streak.

[Randi pumps her fist before delivering a standing moonsault on to EZ. Randi
makes the cover.
1... 2.... Charlie makes the save. As Charlie is dragged out of the ring,
the Network delivers a double DDT to EZ. Randi gets out of the ring, as
Jacky chokes EZ.]

Marshall: The Network using all its talents and tricks to handle Harley's
Angels.

[Jacky goes up top as EZ is still prone on the canvas. Jacky attempts a
flying headbutt but EZ moves out of the way. EZ gets on all fours as Jacky
slowly rolls to her corner.]

McLane: EZ Ryder has got to make the tag here!

[The tag is made as Charlie gets in the ring and kicks Jacky in the stomach.
Randi comes in the ring but is met with a clothesline from Charlie Davidson.
Charlie grabs both Network members and delivers a double knockernogger!]

Marshall: Harley's Angels are in control as they have Jacky in position....
Double Gorilla Press!

[ Randi tries to get back into the ring, but Charlie nails her with a
clothesline as EZ covers Jacky. 1... 2... 3!)

McLANE: The winners of this bout, HARLEY'S ANGELS!!

(Harley's Angel's leave the ring and play to the crowd as Randi and Jacky
are in the ring, looking angry and dejected. Back in the office we see 'The
Golden One', Riot, Cyrus and a hooded figure watching the monitor. The
mystery figure is wearing a huge robe that covers the body, so we
cannot recognize the identity.)

Cyrus: I couldn't have planned this any better if I tried.

Riot: (Angrily) What are you talking about? Beach Patrol is still walking,
Harley's Angels won and that fat Thug is trying to run us out of here!

Heather Millard: I joined this because this is MY destiny to be the next
WCW/WOW womens champion! I already am champion of this federation... and I
don't want some tall goof like Slam Dunk... touching my title!

Cyrus: Ladies, please control your tempers. Our new partner has alraedy
taken care of Vendetta and Caged Heat, Harley's Angels are being confined to
the locker room... and already we have gotten two more members to join the
WCW parade.

(The hooded figure nods as Cyrus smiles in his/her direction. The hooded
figure leaves the door as Cyrus sits down.)

Cyrus: Now ladies, I think it is time that we have a bit of a celebration in
the ring to explain the WCW-WOW alliance.

(Camera goes to one of the WOW locker rooms where Ice Cold, Bronco Billie
and The Disciplinarian have been laid out. Paramedics are tending to them as
Beckie, Roxy Powers and Selina Majors are looking on with Concern.)

Selina: Beckie, I want you and Roxy to round up ever available wrestler in
the back who is not looked down or hurt and have them meet me in the locker
room.

Beckie: What are you planning to do? Cyrus already has his group ready to
take over WOW and Caged Heat, Harley's Angels and Law and Order have all
been thrown out tonight.

Selina: Just round up everyone you can and take care of this. I think it is
about time that we give Cyrus and his crew a piece of our minds.

Roxy: Sounds good to me! Lets do this!

(Camera fades out as we see Selina shake her head as Beckie and Roxy start
to round up everyone.)

[Benny Hill commercial]

(When we come back we see Selina Majors and Thug in the middle of the locker
room, trying to settle everyone down. Around the room we see Caliente,
Beckie the Farmer's Daughter, Farrah the Persian Princess, Roxy Powers, Slam
Dunk, Boom Boom the Volcano Jane Blond, Paradise, Summer, Sandy and Tanja
the Warriors Woman. Thug pounds on the makeshift table to get everyone to
quiet down.)

Thug: You all know why were are here, and that is because of Cyrus and his
punk friends. They seem to think that everything that we have done here in
WOW is worthless and that WCW is going to take over.

(A lot of bitter comments and grunts come from the women as Thug once again
bangs on the table. The women quiet down as Selina takes the floor.)

Selina: You may not have always like me or thug and most of you girls hated
us from time to time. But we trained you and we helped create WOW because we
understood how cruel this business can be. How promoters will screw young
women over and turn them into valets or something like that. That is why I
am asking you all to help us get rid of the scum in Cyrus and his Elite!

(The women all shout and agree as they start high fiving Thug and Selina as
Julie Day walks into the locker room with a worried look on her face.)

Roxy: Julie, what is wrong with you? You look like you have seen a ghost or
something!

Julie: Its Lana Star, she is in the middle of the ring and is about to call
out Cyrus and his gang.

Thug: I'll give that bimbo credit, she's got some guts. Not alot of brains,
but some guts. Me, Selina, Roxy, Beckie, Caliente, Boom boom, Jane and Slam
Dunk will pay Cyrus and his crew a visit. The rest of you stay here and wait
for my signal before you come down and take out the rest of the trash.

(We go to the ring as Lana Star is in the ring with a microphone, looking
very irate yet hot. The fans are actually cheering for Lana as she looks at
all of them.)

Lana: You know last week Cyrus has the audacity to call me a bimbo. Well
Cyrus, pardon me but I am Lana Star and you.... ARE AN ASS!

(Crowd goes nuts as Lana walks around the ring, looking very annoyed.)

Marshall: I never thought I would say this, but way to go Lana!
McLane: Lana Star has just fired back at the CEIO of Recruitment for WCW,
Cyrus.

Lana: I am the star and the producer of the Lana Star show and with
Hollywood calling me every day I even thought about leaving WOW and making
movies. But right now I just want to kick Cyrus' pony tailed, goffy, tacky
butt all over this ring.

('Here comes the money' plays as Cyrus and his entourage make their way down
to the ring. Behind him walks the Shogun Warriors, Heartbreak Inc, Poison,
Terri Gold, Riot, the Network and Jungle Grrl all in 'wCw rulez' shirts. As
they get to the ring they surround Lana Star as Cyrus walks up to her,
smirking at the frightened WOW star.)

Cyrus: You must be the dumbest bimbo that I have ever met in my entire life.
How dare you insult not only me but WCW and expect this challenge to go
uncalled for. So before we beat the last brown hair out of your head, do you
have any last words?

(Cyrus holds the mike to Lana Star, who looks around the crowd before giving
Cyrus a defiant look.)

Lana: Cyrus... you can go to hell!!!!

(Lana slaps him right across the kisser as the rest of the Elite look on in
shock. Before anyone can do anything Thug, the Beach Patrol, Boom Boom the
Volcano, Caliente, Bronco Billie, Slam Dunk, Beckie the Farmers Daughter,
Tanja Warrior Princess, Roxy Powers, Jane Blond, and Selina Majors rush the
ring. They all get in as we have a WOW-WCW standoff. Cyrus is in the middle
smiling as Lana gets behind Thug and Selina.)

THUG: Hey Cyrus, we warned you before, if you think that WOW is gonna lie
down like dogs and let you take over, You better get ready for a can of
worms that you can't swallow. And this time the odds are in our favor.

CYRUS: Correction, the odds were in your favor.

(Before Thug can answer Boom Boom and Caliente walk over and high five Cyrus
as they put on 'wCw Rulez' T-shirts. Thug and Selina look around as the
group of WCW stars starts to get bigger. Cyrus nodds to Riot as team WCW
attacks and beats down the WOW stars.)

MARSHALL: Cyrus pulled off his grand scheme right now as our WOW girls are
getting the worse end of this battle. Riot and Poison are double teaming on
Thug.

(Tanja, Beach Patrol, Lana Star, Bronco Billie and Jane Blond are tossed out
of the ring, as the rest of the crew works over Beckie, Slam Dunk, Thug,
Selina Majors and Roxy Powers are worked over in the corner.)

CYRUS: Once again, I proved that I am...

('Highway to Hell' by AC/DC plays as Danger emrges from the back. The crowd
goes nuts as Cyrus goes buggeyed at the sight of Danger with a kendo stick
walking to the ring. The Network and Poison go out to intercept her, but are
hammered by kendo shots to the head.)

MARSHALL: Look at this, Danger has come to the aid of WOW and she is now in
the ring as Boom Boom and Caliente go after her... double clothesline!

McLANE: SHE IS NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE.... BUT THANK GOD SHE IS! GO GET THEM
DANGER!

(Cristina Colby goes for a flying bodypress from the top but Danger catches
her in mid air. She tosses her onto The Shogun Warriors as Cyrus retreats to
the corner. Jungle Grrl and Wendi rush after her but are met with kendo
stick shots to the back and head as they fall out of the ring. Riot and
Heather Millard stand in front of a cowering Cyrus as Danger prepares to
charge at them with her Kendo stick.)

MARSHALL: Wait a minute, somebody is comming through the crowd!

McLANE: WHAT IS GOING ON NOW! WHO IS THIS PERSON!

(The hooded figure gets in the ring and spears Danger to the mat. As a
groggy Danger gets back to her feet, Cyrus watched in glee as the mystery
woman delivers a double armed DDT onto the kendo stick. The figure removes
her hood to reveal none other than......

ECW'S JAZZ!!!!)

McLANE: Who is that woman!

MARSHALL: Its Jazz! The most extreme and violent woman in the wrestling
industry. ECW's star has been brought by Cyrus and she took out Danger right
now!

(Jazz gets pumped up as she high fives Riot and Heather as Cyrus continues
to gloat. Meanwhile the rest of team WCW gets back to their feet and beat on
Danger as Heather grabs the mike.)

HEATHER: Once again another GOLDEN MOMENT from WCW. McLane, you ignorant
moron... the past year... you rotten gimmicks, cheapness, cheezy storylines,
and failure to take the women of wrestling seriously... THIS IS YOUR
PUNISHMENT!

(The Shogun Warriors drag McLane out of his seat and toss him into the ring
as Jazz puts him in a hammerlock. Cyrus smiles as Heather hands the WOW
owner with a piece of paper and pen.)

HEATHER: Its real simple McLane... sign the piece of paper, making Cyrus and
WCW co-owner of WOW, and giving us our freedom... or else Jazz will break
your arm off!

(Jazz tightenes the grip, forcing McLane to wince in pain. Roxy Powers and
Becky struggle to help him, but are beaten down by the rest of team WCW.)

MARSHALL: For Gods sakes David, don't do it!

(Crowd pops (heelish pop) as McLane signs the document and hands it to Cyrus
who laughs as the rest of Team WCW celebrates.)

CYRUS: WOW.... IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T REALIZED OR ARE LOCKED IN THE LOCKER
ROOMS... WE HAVE TAKEN CONTROL!!!

(Fade out.)