Things That Are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

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Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

Things That Are Very Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

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"Cogito ergo sum."
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate

Things That Are Downright Impossible to Say When You're Drunk:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
Nope, no more booze for me!
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing!


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