It can buy a House
But not a Home

It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep

It can buy a Clock
But not Time

It can buy you Food
But not an Appetite

It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge

It can buy you a Position
But not Respect

It can buy you Medicine
But not Health

It can buy you Blood
But not Life

It can buy you Sex
But not Love

It can buy you Insurance
But not Safety

So you see, money isn't everything.

I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering,
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

A truer Friend than me you will never find.

Cash only please.

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