Warning to all readers: The stories contained in this page were all written by me. Anyone caught using any of these stories as their own (stealing, filching), without asking permission or giving me proper credit will be strung up by his eyelids. These stories must be considered with just as much cynicism as they were written and are meant simply for entertainment value and nothing more. Anyone offended by anything contained herein can just bite me.
It's called freedom of speech, baby.
