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Hi.

Vital (yet curiously useless) statistics:

Name(s): Elaina, Naina, Laina, The Mighty Mighty, Cynical Zoner, That Weird Chick, King Muckluck (cofounder of Roaming Hoodlum, Inc.), Dumbass, Naina Pooh
Birthdate: August 18, 1980
Place of Birth: Strangeville, Idaho
Current Location: One of the few liberal strongholds in the state of Idaho (We shall overcome!!!)
Height: 5' 7"
What I would cost if I were worth my weight in gold: $710,000 (current on June 13, 2003)
What I would cost if I were to start working Third and Lilly again: $7.50 OBO
Hair Color of the Week: Brown as brown can be
Eye Color: Brown
Ethnicity: 1/4 Norwegian, some Irish, French, Dutch, and something else that I can't remember, English I think, not to mention the hodge podge of who-knows-what from my mom's side
Occupation(s): Friendly neighborhood hermit, lazy-ass, your worst nightmare (MWAAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!!)
Edukashun: Was, at one point, long long ago, in a time since lost and forgotten, a junior at the University of Intoxication (Idaho)
Languages: English (sometimes), French (un peu), Spanish (no hablo espanol!!), Japanese (a wee bit, anything karate related) Pig Latin, Naina-Speak, HTML, tiniest bit of Java
Reason for dragging myself out of bed in the morning: Just to spite you.
Piercings: Four normal in left ear, two normal and an industrial in right ear, one labret, and two others that I probably shouldn't mention because my mom doesn't know about them.
Piercings to be done in the near future: One or two in the cartilage of my left ear.
Tattoos: Small dragon on my lower back, Cassiopeia and Hydra (the constellations) on my upper right arm, Draco on the back of my left ankle, sunburst on the point of my left shoulder Pictures!!
Tattoos in the Works: "Mother" and "Father" written in Sanskrit on my forearms (if anyone knows Sanskrit and would like to help me figure out how to write those words, that'd be great); the Navajo symbol for life on my chest...or up my spine, I haven't decided; adding the Northern Lights to the contellations on my arms somehow; a sunburst on my right shoulder that is different but complementary to the one on my left; and the list goes on...
Things I May Say a Little Too Often:
"Jesus."
"Blaarg."
"What is the speed limit through here anyway?"
"Okey dokey."
"Okely dokely"
"I see."
"Interesting."
"You're f*ckin' weird, man."
"What's up, Flogger?"
"You are a pain in my ass."
"Nice."
"Oh yeah?"
"Reeeally."
"EEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, for f*ck's sake."
*belch* "BEEEEERR!!"
Favorite Musical People: White Zombie, Led Zeppelin, Elvis, Tool, System of a Down, Jimi Hendrix, John Lee Hooker, Etta James, The Doors, Violent Femmes, Janis Joplin, Aerosmith, ICP, Pink Floyd, A Perfect Circle, Jefferson Airplane.....I could go on for hours. I'm not a big fan of 80s or modern country though...or Japanese pop....or pop in general.
Cassette Tape Currently Residing in My Car's Tape Player: White Zombie -- La Sexorcisto
Favorite Time of Day: 4:19 Aaah, the anticipation.
Hobbies: Reading, writing, drunken night swimming, heckling, anything that would give me reason to dress like a freak, beating my head against hard, unyielding surfaces, working on my "webpage", trying to expand my musical horizons by listening to (almost) anything that crosses my path, harassing my dog, pissing off my cat, prying open my third eye, collecting stray hubcaps and road cones, trying anything and everything to get out of this town for any amount of time, and sleeping at every opportunity.
Budding Obsession(s): Politics, photography, Colin Farrell
Crack du jour: Spider Solitaire
Recipient of My First Born: Still accepting applications