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How to bag a Royal? No clue. (Unless we're talking Cheeseburgers. Wait, US
people won't get that unless they've seen Pulp Fiction.) But the following
stratagems may help:
- Have your parents amass a sizeable fortune
- Move to whichever country your prince resides in
- Aim to go to his school
- If that fails, have your parents invite his over
- Send him a bunch of stuff until he no longer can ignore you
- Watch Princess Bride with him
- Cry during the movie and ask for a handkerchief
- Keep the handkerchief to have an excuse to see him again
- Always interpret whatever he says as a declaration of love
- In the unlikely event this works, invite me to your wedding and
introduce me to his sister
On the other hand, you might just want to wait for a more real white knight in
shining armor to come and be your prince. While you're doing that, you can
look at a princely
picture and emit little pining sighs.
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