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Hawaii-Ken How to bag a Royal? No clue. (Unless we're talking Cheeseburgers. Wait, US people won't get that unless they've seen Pulp Fiction.) But the following stratagems may help:
  • Have your parents amass a sizeable fortune
  • Move to whichever country your prince resides in
  • Aim to go to his school
  • If that fails, have your parents invite his over
  • Send him a bunch of stuff until he no longer can ignore you
  • Watch Princess Bride with him
  • Cry during the movie and ask for a handkerchief
  • Keep the handkerchief to have an excuse to see him again
  • Always interpret whatever he says as a declaration of love
  • In the unlikely event this works, invite me to your wedding and introduce me to his sister
On the other hand, you might just want to wait for a more real white knight in shining armor to come and be your prince. While you're doing that, you can look at a princely picture and emit little pining sighs.

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