... you think not all colors match.

... you think "anorexia we style" is bad taste for a t-shirt print.

... you wonder who reads the magazine "Wagoneer," let alone subscribes.

... leaving the car running while stopping to recycle a beer can has you puzzled.

... your cravings include staple foods.

... you think it's pointless to curl eyelashes at 11pm on an outbound train.

... you think trucks with a cat logo deliver pet food.

... you think ordering no ice means getting more coke.

... you surprised that in some stores rice comes in larger bags than dog food.

... you think being able to speak Japanese doesn't make Steven Seagal a top actor.

... you think steepled buildings are real churches.

... you bump into automatic sliding doors.

... you don't run for the train.

... you're surprised that ATM's are only open during office hours.

... you suppress a chuckle at seeing a young mother playing peekaboo with a surgical mask.

... you expect doughnuts to be filled with jelly.

... you think men should have more than one brand of deodorants to choose from.

... you've ever received a strange compliment

... you ever wonder: "Why?"

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