Cross Breed Dogs To get;



Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet  

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries  

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed  

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a 
dog fresh and clean as a whistle  

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat 
Retriever, the choice of research scientists  

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for 
financial advisors  

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes  

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly  

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't 
matter anyway  

Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work  

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end  

Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed  

Great Pyrenees + Jack Russell Terrier = PyraJacks, don't bet on 'em 

Spaniel + Dachshund = Spandachs, in gyms everywhere

Long Haired Terrier + Pit Bull = Hairy Pits, found throughout Europe

Scotch terrier + Irish water spaniel = Scotch and water, served
throughout England, as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout
the USA

Jack Russell Terrier + Labrador = A Jackdor, falls out windows trying
to fly

Cairn Terrier + Jack Russell Terrier = Cair Jack, can never find him
when you have a flat tire.

Highland Terrier + Jack Russell Terrier = Hijack, gets you in trouble 
on airplanes

Pekinese + Rottweiler = Parrot, repeats everything you say

Saluki + Shitzu = A Suzuki, goes for miles on a gallon of gas

Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiler = Cock Rott, the result of unsafe sex



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