Cross Breed Dogs To get;
Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a
dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat
Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for
financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't
matter anyway
Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
Bull Terrier + Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Great Pyrenees + Jack Russell Terrier = PyraJacks, don't bet on 'em
Spaniel + Dachshund = Spandachs, in gyms everywhere
Long Haired Terrier + Pit Bull = Hairy Pits, found throughout Europe
Scotch terrier + Irish water spaniel = Scotch and water, served
throughout England, as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout
the USA
Jack Russell Terrier + Labrador = A Jackdor, falls out windows trying
to fly
Cairn Terrier + Jack Russell Terrier = Cair Jack, can never find him
when you have a flat tire.
Highland Terrier + Jack Russell Terrier = Hijack, gets you in trouble
on airplanes
Pekinese + Rottweiler = Parrot, repeats everything you say
Saluki + Shitzu = A Suzuki, goes for miles on a gallon of gas
Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiler = Cock Rott, the result of unsafe sex
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