What A Girl/Guy May Say, And What it Means.


What Girls say...

...what they mean.

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What Guys say...

...what they mean.

Can't we just be friends? There is no way in hell I am going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again. - It is just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.
I just need some space... ...without you in it. She's kind of cute. I want to bang her till I am blue.
Can you help me with my homework? If I keep whining, the fool will do it for me. - I don't know if I like her She won't blow me
Do I look fat in this dress? We haven't had a fight in a while. - I need you. My hand is tired.
No, pizza's fine. Cheap bastard. - I had her. I had (wet dreams about) her all week.
I just do not want a boyfriend now. I just do not want (you as) a boyfriend now. - I really want to get to know you better ...so I can tell my friends about it
I don't know; what do you want to do? I can't believe that you have nothing planned. - How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? Is my penis really that small?
Come here. My puppy does this too. - You're the only girl I've ever cared about. You are the only girl who has not rejected me.
I like you but... I don't like you. - I want you back ...for tonight anyway.
You never listen. You never listen. - We've been through so much together never. If it was not for you, I would have lost my virginity.
We're moving too quickly. I am not going to sleep with you until I find out if this guy in Bio has a girlfriend. - I miss you so much. I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good.
I'll be ready in a minute. I AM ready, but I am going to make you wait because I know you will. - No, I do not want to dance right now. Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on.
Oh, no, I will pay for myself. I am just being nice; there is no way I am going dutch. - The break-up should not start for another 24 hours. I want to have sex a few more times.
Oh Yes! Right there Well, near there; I just want to get this over with. - I am different from all the other guys. I am not circumsized.
I'm just going out with the girls. We are gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your freinds. - Of course you're not fat. Not fat, exactly.....
There's no one else. I am doing your Brother. - There's no one else. I'm doing your Sister.
Size doesn't count... unless I want an orgasm. - Of course I don't want sex with her. I wonder if she screams as loud as you do?


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