The Rabbi's Son.

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son had
turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it.

"I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very
expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate
him.  Then he tells me last week he has decided to be a
Christian.  Rabbi, where did I go wrong?"

"Funny you should come to me," said the Rabbi.  "Like
you, I too brought my boy up in the faith, put him
through university, cost me a fortune, then one day he
too comes and tells me he has decided to become a
Christian."

"What did you do?" asked the lawyer.

"I turned to God for the answer", replied the Rabbi.

"And what did he say?" pressed the lawyer.

"God said, 'Funny you should come to me ...'  "