Snake Skin Boots.

A guy is on a business trip in Houston and buys a really
cool pair of snakeskin boots.  He can't wait to show his
new boots to his wife. Upon returning from his trip late
the next evening, his wife is in the bathroom getting ready
for bed. He quickly strips down naked except for his new
snakeskin boots and stands in the bedroom to wait for her.

As the wife emerges from the bathroom her husband asks,

"Well honey, do you notice anything special?" 

to which the wife replies

"Yeah, it's limp!"

"It's not limp!" exclaims the husband. "It's admiring my new snakeskin boots!"

"Next time buy a hat."