10.     Do you think I ought to get some help with my driving?

           9.     While I'm up, can I get you a beer? 

           8.     I think hairy butts are really sexy. 

           7.     Her tits are just too big.

           6.     Sometimes I just want to be held.

           5.     That chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a woody. 

           4.     Sure I'd love to wear a condom.

           3.     We haven't been to the shopping centre for ages, let's go
                  shopping and I can hold your purse.

           2.     Fuck Friday Night Football, let's watch Emmerdale Farm. 

           1.     I think we are lost, we better pull over and ask
                  directions.

          10.     Could our relationship be more Physical?  I'm tired of
                  just being friends.

           9.     Go ahead and leave the seat up, it's easier for me to
                  douche that way.

           8.     I think hairy butts are really sexy. 

           7.     Hey, get a whiff of that one.

           6.     Please don't throw that old T-shirt away, the holes in
                  the armpit are sooo sexy.

           5.     This diamond ring is way too big.

           4.     I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to
                  swallow.

           3.     Wow, it really is 12 inches!

           2.     Does this make my bum look too small? 

           1.     I'm wrong, you must be right again.







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