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I used to have an old banjo that rested on my knee
but now it's strings are broken and it's no more use to me.

I took it to the menders shop to see what he could do
He said the strings are broken and it's no more use to you.

Alice the camel has five humps, Alice the camel has five humps.
Alice the camel has five humps, so go Alice go! Boom Boom Boom

Alice the camel has four humps, Alice the camel has four humps.
Alice the camel has four humps, so go Alice go! Boom Boom Boom

Alice the camel has three humps, Alice the camel has three humps.
Alice the camel has three humps, so go Alice go! Boom Boom Boom

Alice the camel has two humps, Alice the camel has two humps.
Alice the camel has two humps, so go Alice go! Boom Boom Boom

Alice the camel has one hump, Alice the camel has one hump.
Alice the camel has one hump, so go Alice go! Boom Boom Boom

Alice the camel has no humps, Alice the camel has nohumps.
Alice the camel has no humps, so Alice is a Horse!

They say at district camp, the food is mighty fine
a pea rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine!

They day at district camp, the bugs have gone away
but every time you breathe, there's something in your way!

They say at district camp, the cocoa's mighty fine
It's swell for cuts and brusies, and taste like iodine!

They sat at district camp, the tents are waterproof
you wake up in the morning and your floating on the roof!

They say at district camp, the toilets really flush
You reach for the handle, and all you see is mush!

They say at district camp, the leaders are mighty fine
they wake you up at seven and they get up at nine!

They say at district camp, the leaders are mighty fine
but first thing in the morning, they look like frankenstein!

Oh, I don't want on more of district camp
Gee Mom I wanna go - back to my stereo
Back where the toilets flow - but they won't let me go -- Gee Mom I wanna go home!

Swimming, Swimming, In the swimming pool
Days are hot, Days are cold, in the swimming pool
Breast stroke, side stroke, fancy diving too
Don't you wish you never had, anything else to do but ....

Go Bananas
Peel bananas, Peel Peel Bananas
Peel bananas, Peel Peel Bananas
Slice Bananas, Slice Slice Bananas
Slice Bananas, Slice Slice Bananas
Mash Bananas, Mash Mash Bananas
Mash Bananasa, Mash Mash Bananas
Eat Bananas, Eat Eat Bananas
Eat Bananas, Eat Eat Bananas
Go Bananas, Go Go Bananas
Go Bananas, Go Go Bananas!