Children's Book Titles The Just Didn't Quite Make It

 

You are Different and That's Bad

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

Dad's New Wife 'Greg'

Fun four-letter Words to know and Share

Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An "I-Can-Do-It Book

The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mommy Stopped Loving Her

Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

All Cats Go to Hell

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly

That's it; I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

Grandpa Gets a Casket

The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Strangers Have the Best Candy

Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get your Way

You were an Accident

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

Pop! Goes the Hamster. And Other Great Microwave Games

The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan

Your Nightmares Are Real

Where Would You Like to be Buried?

Eggs, Toilet paper, and your School

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

The Surprise at the Bottom of the Pool

If It Feels Good, Touch It!

Making Grown-Up Friends On The Internet

101 Fun Games To Play In The Road

You Can't Help It If You're Stupid

Patty Went Splat! (Don't YOU Forget Your Seatbelt)

Bullies Deserve To Die

Mommy's Got A New Baby To Love

Timmy's The Wrong Color To Be Your Friend

I Dare You! 101 Challenges To Prove You're Not A Sissy