I'm a girl…mrrrm mrrr, mmm, mrrr, m-mrrrmrrrr
I can safely say that this was my best show ever. People listened who I didn't even ask to listen, I got IM's from strangers and people called me who I hadn't talked to in months…wow, I am impressed that people have nothing to do that late. But, you missed out on too much fun if you didn't listen…one day MP3's'll tell the story, but until then…this was the day to vent about relationships, which turned into a full-out male/female stereotype day. I learned that while women suffer with children, men go to the bar, drink, brag and laugh. I learned that there are sensitive frat boys. I learned that girls are manipulative, and use guys, but thanks to Maxim, things will change. I learned that I am indeed a 'hot kid'. And most importantly, I learned that guys and girls are equally neurotic. That all being said, here are some profound haikus that were influencial in the discussion of the day…first, my favourite:
To All Guys Who Won't Date Out Of Their Race
Why Should It Matter
If She's Black Or White Or Brown
When She Has Big Tits
-Chris Rocha
Not to be outdone by himself, here are a few other pearls of wisdom:
Robbie Chaplick Sneezed On Air
He Lacks Sense Of Shame
He's Unnerving And Insane
He's Got His Own Show????
A Haiku For The Disappointed Masses
Too Bad I Can't Catch
Your Show Ever Robbie Chaplick
I'm On A 56K
Also, It Doesn't Help
That Your Show Interferes With
My Daily Need For Sleep
Maybe Someday I'll
Come Down And Join In The Fun
For Now I Have School
-Chris Rocha
Well, yeah, whatever…here's the playlist…: (oh yeah, as always *=snazzy)
'The Relationship Edition'
Hayden - As Bad As They Seem
Mike Errico - I Think Your Name Is Stacey
Smashing Pumpkins - Rocket
***Phone Guests: Sean Diamond + Ryan (Brian) Longhurst***
Billy Joel - Only The Good Die Young (Requested By: Sean Diamond)
***Au Revoir: Sean Diamond + Ryan Longhurst***
Odds - Good Weird Feeling
Smokey Robinson + The Miracles - Tears of A Clown
Liz Phair - Six Dick Pimp
**Phone Guest: Eli Cranley***
Shannon Curfman - I Won't Make Promises (I Can't Break)
Geggy Tah - Welcome Into The World (Birthday Song)
Phish - Glide (Requested By: Eli Cranley)
Pearl Jam - Wash
***Au Revoir: Eli Cranley***
Neil Young - Cinnamon Girl (Requested By: Eli Cranley)
Fiona Apple - Never Is A Promise
***Phone Guest - Kim Hare***
Indigo Girls - Get Out The Map (Requested By: Elana Metter)
*The Beta Band - Brokenupadingdong (Requested By: Val Crowley)
Nerf Herder - Don't Hate Me (Because I'm Beautiful) (Requested By: Kim Hare)
Iron Maiden - Fear Of The Dark (Requested By: Jon Pollak)
***Au Revoir: Kim Hare***
Barenaked Ladies - Lovers In A Dangerous Time (Requested By: Kim Hare)
Sloan - Money City Maniacs (Requested By: Colleen Hawkins)
Soul Coughing - Lazybones (Requested By: Teve Adore)
Tram - Home
Glories - Nothing To Believe
***Studio Guest: Lynn, from the 'Lynn and Larry in the Morning' show***
*Belle and Sebastian - Sleep The Clock Around (Requested By: Jeff Cappe)
Sunny Day Real Estate - Every Shining Time You're Around (live)
*Jungle Brothers - Get Down
Adrian Belew - People
At The Drive In - Heliotrope
*Josh Rouse - Laughter
Frank Sinatra - Young At Heart
Email - rc492@nyu.edu
All men are scum. Or at least that's what it says on my restraining order