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| Name: Helen Laura Whale Occupation: Small person who stands on corners and occasionaly waves. Favourite Tarot Card: The Hanged Man (don't red too much into that!) Favourite Stupid Joke: What's small, green, spikey and goes up, down, up, down, up, down? A gooseberry in a lift Least Favourite Thing in The Whole Wide World: Gooseberries in stupid jokes. General notes/parole restrictions: Helen has been friends with Alex since before the world was created it seems like. Long ago she sang with him in a silly talent show number (Summer Nights from Grease - a video was made which she shows to as many people as possible). From this moment she knew that she was destined to sing for her career. Until a career presents itself she's stuck singing with the other moronic member of the act for pitiful amounts of money, praise - oh yeah, and she's locked up in a basement somewhere. But still - worse things happen at sea. Helen made her debut solo appearence at the Lawnswood Christmas concert where she sang "Wind beneath my wings" for the high brow, celebrity audience. She also plays clarinet damn well indeed. More will be provided - and will be of better content when: 1) She has got herself together and provided me with something, and 2) I can be arsed. |