Personality test results for...moi!

So these came from various test sites...yeah!

"The Personality Test" at thespark.com

DREAMER

(Submissive Introvert Abstract Feeler)

Like just 13% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex.

Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver.

"The Love Test" at thespark.com

"The Un-Telligence Test" at thespark.com

"The Purity Test" at thespark.com


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"What Type Are You?" at emode.com

Ready to find out who you are? Well, our Wheel of Types has landed on the GUY'S GIRL. Laid-back and fun-loving, you dazzle your fella with your tomboyish looks and your willingness to pal around with him and his friends.

Turn on the game and pop the top off a cold one! You're a true Guy's Girl — the easy-going, baseball-cap-wearing, jeans-and-flannel-shirt type. Hot dogs and chips are an essential part of your diet, and tossing a ball around is second nature. Definitely low-maintenance and very natural, there's still plenty of femininity under your tomboy exterior. Breaking out the little black dress and heels every once in a while knocks your guy's socks off. Besides knowing the latest sports scores and stats by heart, you actually enjoy hanging out with "the guys." In a romance, you're your man's pal as much as his squeeze, and he never has to worry about playing head games with you. The perfect mix of the girl next door and the sporty chick, you're spontaneous, fun, and all-American.

"What Breed of Dog are you?" at emode.com

"What Color is Your Aura?" at emode.com

We don't need a psychic to tell us that you're giving off a Gold vibe. You couldn't ask for a better color — a glistening gold aura is as good as it gets. A lively blend of yellow and orange, gold people are happy, playful, energetic, sensitive, and generous. Always up for adventure, you'd give a friend in need the shirt off your back. You're spiritual, too — all those halos in old paintings aren't colored gold by coincidence. Almost childlike in the carefree, joyful way you live your life, you're popular and outgoing with your large circle of friends. Chances are you're so full of light and energy that you sometimes find it hard to sit still and chill out. Instead, you're constantly looking for excitement, no matter how risky or impulsive the occasion. Happy-go-lucky and always laughing, you truly are as good as gold.

"The Intelligence Test" at autodream.com

You GOT a score of 4 out of 11

Your rating: I'm sure you're good at sports...

This is based on the autodream.com score rating system answers below

Now Here's the Twist ;), your answers not only can tell your current intelligence, but the combination can also forcast your upcoming love life:

Your Projected Love Life: Your a Super Stud. Look for a steller love life

"What were you in your past life?" at autodream.com

Diagnosis:

I do not know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation. You were born somewhere around territory of modern Ireland approximately on 1475. Your profession was artist, magician, fortune teller.

Your brief psychological profile in that past life: Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. Magician abilities, could be a servant of dark forces.

Lesson, that your last past life brought to present: Your problem -- to learn to love and to trust Universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, develop inner wisdom.

Judging from your past, in the future of your current life you will be guaranteed to succeed and become happy.

"The Slut Test" at thespark.com

"The Sex Test" at thespark.com

"The Match Test" at thespark.com

"What's your flavor?" at emode.com

Mmm ... peppermint! Crisp and refreshing, you're the flavor of candy canes and after-dinner mints — everyone's favorite comfort candies. If you were a season, you'd be winter — bracing and energizing, but cozy, too. Your honesty and forthright personality make people feel like they've known you forever — they can't help but be drawn to your sweet, fresh nature. Perhaps a little old-fashioned, and occasionally shy, you're generally happy and well-liked. Traditional and invigorating, you're a truly tasty treat.

"The Identity Test" at emode.com

The test you've just taken is a short version of the Five Factor model of identity. Among psychology experts, this approach has become broadly accepted for its accuracy and consistency. The five dimensions in this model give a complete description of your personality traits: Openness to Experience, Conscientiousness, Extraversion, Agreeableness and Negative Emotionality. Read below to see your scores and understand what they mean.

Openness To Experience

Your medium score in the Openness category means that you are moderately interested in the creative arts. You probably show some real imagination at certain times, or display a strong curiosity towards the new. But these moments are balanced by a more practical focus on the pragmatic concerns and realities of everyday life. Rather than letting your mind wander too far, you prefer to remain relatively focused. These aspects of your personality reflect a character somewhere between a conservative and a dreamer.

Conscientiousness

Your medium score in the Conscientiousness category means that you have achieved a solid balance in your outlook towards responsibility. You are probably somewhat organized, with a little room for improvement. Your priorities probably reflect a mix of work and play. Thoughtfulness characterizes your thinking style, so you give gravity to important decisions without making a big deal out of minor issues. You are probably serious about achieving success, but do not feel completely driven by this motivation. All in all, you've got a very healthy perspective on work and duty.

Extraversion

Your medium score in the Extraversion category defines your social identity. You are probably comfortable in either a crowd or by yourself, and spending time alone or with company is equally enjoyable. When among others, you tend to stand in the foreground, although you may not always wish to take the position of a leader. Instead, you seem to prefer moving between the role of leader and follower, as the situation requires. You probably keep a moderately active social life; you're generally on the lookout for excitement, but certainly don't require it. You tend to keep a fairly positive emotional outlook, and people can usually count on your for some good cheer.

Agreeableness

The Agreeableness category refers to your social disposition. Your high score indicates your tendency to forego your own desires for the sake of others - sometimes to a fault. You are probably known as a kind and modest person who is willing to overlook your own needs for the interest of the group. You believe in creating harmony among people, to the point where you can sometimes act a bit dependent. With your straightforward style of communication and your sentimental nature, this isn't hard for you. You tend to see the world by the light you cast - as honest and genuine.

Negative Emotionality

Negative Emotionality refers to your emotional reactivity. Your medium score means that you're someone who negotiates your emotions depending on your situation. Sometimes you may feel quite sensitive and emotional, while other times you may remain resilient to outside pressures. This quality of adaptation best describes your emotional character. You maintain a rational outlook, which is moderated by feelings. For example, you can sometimes feel sad, stressed, worried or embarrassed under the weight of a situation, but you are able to act quite calm and reserved, without yielding to the stress. Responsive, without being overly reactive, is the best way to describe you.

"Are You an Optimist or a Pessimist?" at emode.com

Well, everything's not quite roses and teddy bears for you, but you do tend to look on the bright side of life (we can hear those Monty Python boys whistling right now...). Sure, you sometimes bitch and moan about your problems (who doesn't?), but deep down you're pretty sure that everything will eventually turn out fine. When the weather man says it's going to be sunny, you leave your umbrella at home. In general, you like to be around people, and you try to make new friends when you can. You do your best to take things at face value, rather than making mountains out of molehills. Basically, the world is sort of like a big coconut to you: tough and hairy on the outside, but, when you get down into it, there's good stuff inside.

"Which Party Animal Are You?" at emode.com

Koala

Not one for the spotlight, you're often content to listen and observe at parties. You're an introspective, friendly Koala who enjoys taking in the social scene with her honey now and then. You're a great listener, so other party-goers love talking to you and appreciate your encouraging smiles. But, all things considered, you'd just as soon be cuddling up at home. Not that you don't enjoy being around big groups of people — it's simply not something you need to do every night. You're happiest in your comfortable tree, surrounded by your familiar eucalyptus leaves and the ones you love.

"Do you know Datespeak?" at emode.com

What You Say

The truth and nothing but the truth. You say what you mean. No mixed signals. You don't succumb to the typical game-playing that so often accompanies dating. In fact, you won't even humor the guy if you're not interested. And, if you're looking for reassurance, you'll ask for it. Altering your words to prevent an awkward situation doesn't make much sense to you. Say what you mean, right? Well, we commend you for your honesty and good intentions. Many people in the dating scene avoid speaking their mind and end up sending very ambiguous messages. That doesn't fly with you. Your words simply and clearly convey your thoughts. No ulterior motives. You know he can't read your mind, and you probably have no interest in waiting for him to pick up on your subtle cues. By doing this, you demand — and most definitely receive — a ton of respect from the guys you date. You're one up on the rest of the dating world. Congratulations, you've cracked the dating code!

What You Believe

You pretty much take what he says at face value. You don't search for too many hidden meanings in his words. Of course, there's a part of you that's aware that there could be underlying messages. But you'd rather give him the benefit of the doubt than dwell on disbelief. Although this trust reflects a great amount of respect for the guy you're with, it's probably a good thing to maintain some cynicism. It's common for people to say things they don't necessarily mean, or throw in a white lie or two to avoid an awkward situation. Until you know his intentions, it's smart to hold onto a healthy dose of skepticism. Much to your credit, however, it seems as if your first inclination is to trust his words, which reflects your open, honest nature. Good for you. Although he won't always speak his mind, your straightforward ways will make him more inclined to follow your lead and communicate directly. You'll be well on your way to cracking the datespeak code!

"Do You Have a Sixth Sense?" at emode.com

Sixth sense? Wasn't that a movie or something? Okay, so you're not all that intuitive, but your answers tell us that you do trust your instincts when it counts. Ever find yourself ignoring perfectly decent advice from a friend for no good reason? Start to call someone, only to hear their voice — not a dial tone — on the line when you pick up the receiver? That's your intuition waving its hand in the air and trying to get noticed. So pay attention. We know it's not easy. After all, it's been said that humans are the only animals who train themselves not to trust their instincts. Intuition is often just a matter of keeping calm enough to listen to your inner feelings. In this hectic world, sometimes it's hard to catch anything besides "feed me" or "watch out for that car!" But the payoff for taking the time to listen to yourself can really buy you some happiness. You can do it if you try. How do we know? We just do.

"Pop Culture 2000" at emode.com

You got 12 out of 20 right.

Not too shabby! If pop culture were an Olympic event, you'd take the silver. You can hold your own when you watch "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," and you pride yourself on keeping up-to-date on the big stars (we're talkin' the $20 million club...) and the biggest headlines and trends. You often wonder why people bother with all these one-hit wonders and flashes in the pan, anyway. They'll just be off the radar after their 15 minutes are up, right? Besides, you want to have a life. That's why you have a bunch of other interests besides entertainment and current events. They keep you plenty busy, and they're the reason you don't always learn all the words to the newest hit songs or see every movie the day it premieres. It's all part of being well-rounded. You may not always be the in-house expert on what's cool and "in," but you can still wow 'em at cocktail parties. Congrats!

"Are You Naughty Or Nice?" at emode.com

You're a Straight Arrow

You're all about sweetness, sunshine, and smiles. We've never met anyone nicer than you. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised to come across you sitting in a peaceful green meadow, surrounded by adorable baby animals eating out of your hand while your halo shines in the sun. Nah, we're just kidding. But you are an awfully good person. Sure, you may have dipped your toe in the naughty pool once or twice, but you generally stick to the shallow end, leaving the deep waters to the leather-and-nudie-magazine crowd. It's all well and good to follow the straight and narrow, but it's okay to walk on the wild side once in a while, too. Have a drink. Make a crank call. Go to strip club. Trust us — as long as no one gets hurt, it's fun to be bad!

"The Emotional IQ Test" at emode.com

Thanks for taking our new Emotional IQ test! Based on your answers, your score is 115.

What does that mean? Well, the Emotional IQ (or "EIQ") test measures several different areas of emotional skills and strength, including:

• Empathy — The ability to successfully put yourself in other people's shoes and understand their feelings, thoughts, and emotions

• Relationship Understanding — The ability to connect with others personally and professionally, which can help you solve even the most difficult disagreements

• Emotional Control — The ability to be in charge of your feelings, no matter how strong they are, and not let them run away with you or dominate your behavior

• Emotional Awareness — The ability to identify your emotions and put them into words so you can more easily express your feelings

Based on your higher-than-average score, we can tell that you're usually aware of others' feelings and also pretty good at keeping a decent perspective on life. Balancing your emotional needs with everyone else's is tricky, and sometimes you can feel a little adrift on the big sea of feelings out there, but for the most part, you're doing okay.

If you need help keeping things in balance, consider this: While it's important to be a good friend and lover to others, it's also essential to see the bigger picture and take care of yourself. Offering someone a shoulder to cry on is great; worrying yourself into a tizzy every time someone you care about hits a rough patch isn't. For one thing, it's exhausting! If you wear yourself out fretting about other people, you won't have any time left for yourself. And we all have the right to treat ourselves right and be selfish with our feelings now and then. The road to emotional health and well-being can be bumpy, but if you make it a point to strive for balance and move at a relatively even pace, the bumps won't be so bad. Luckily, you've found a pretty smooth route to drive on — keep the wheel pointed in this direction, and you'll be okay. Good job!

"Who's Your TV Family?" at emode.com

The Jetsons

Cue the flying cars — your family is most like everyone's favorite futuristic clan, The Jetsons! Modern, always trendy, and just a little bit crazy, George, Jane, Judy, Elroy, and even Rosie and Astro (or is that "Rastro"?) are your family's TV soulmates. With a calm mom heading up the household and keeping zany Dad from flipping his lid at least once a day, life was never boring for the Jetsons — and we're willing to bet the same thing goes for you and your nearest and dearest. Considering that you're always up on the latest gotta-have gadgets and trends, your house is probably a great place to hang out (can we come over for one of Rosie's dinners?). So why not call in sick to Mr. Spacely and plan a big family outing? Don't worry — if something goes awry, just yell "Jane, stop this crazy thing!" and all will be well.

"Are You a Material Girl?" at emode.com

Looks like you don't possess-to-impress! You probably follow the trends and have nice things, but you don't abide by the "he who dies with the most toys wins" philosophy. You don't focus on living in luxury. Of course you do indulge yourself every once in a while. You probably pick and choose where you're going to spend your money and your energy. You might want the top-of-the-line sound system, or maybe you purchase all the breakthrough miracle skin-care products. There's nothing wrong with that! You've probably got your motivations in the right place. You don't buy brands just to show off the label or drive a convertible to insinuate that you're rolling in cash. It's easy to get caught up in our "check me out" society, but you've avoided that path. Whether you have extravagant tastes or not, your spending style is motivated by your values. So, pat yourself on the back. You're a rare and admirable breed!

"Which Goddess Are You?" at ivillage.com

You scored 33% Aphrodite

If you are ruled mostly by Aphrodite, your femininity and passionate spirit are the controlling forces in your life. You tend to be charismatic and self-assured, comfortable with your body and unrestrained sexually. Men are drawn to you like bees to flowers, which satisfies your erotic nature. However, you tend not to form permanent attachments with lovers because you value your sexual freedom, which may leave you feeling lonely and even depleted once a relationship ends. To find and form a more lasting relationship, you need to add more of the goddess Hera to your life. Check out Week Four of our Become a Love Goddess in 30 Days Love Lesson for how-to's.

You scored 16% Demeter

If you fit the Demeter archetype, you are a nurturer and caretaker. You have a generous heart and enjoy extending your love to others. You are motivated by the most powerful of instincts -- to give life -- and selflessly devote yourself to the life you create. You feel compelled to care for all those around you, even if they are not your own children. In short, you feel the need to be all things to all people and, therefore, your own needs sometimes go unmet. You must learn to say no, and apply Artemis's sense of boundaries and Aphrodite's ability to put herself first. That way, you can give to others from an overflowing rather than a half-full cup. To learn how to incorporate the qualities of these goddesses into your life, follow Weeks One and Two of our Become a Love Goddess in 30 Days Love Lesson.

You scored 16% Persephone

If you exemplify the qualities of Persephone, you have most likely experienced great loss in your life -- the loss of your health or your emotional or physical security, the betrayal of a friend or lover, the loss of a child, your own divorce or that of your parents. This experience has forced you to face the dark, unenlightened side of yourself (the side that blames other people or circumstances for your own suffering) and transform yourself into a stronger, more independent, more accepting and more loving person. It may have also led you down a spiritual path, and moved you to place great emphasis on inner calm and on close connections with friends. You are capable of embracing, integrating and accepting difficult experiences. Because of that skill, you offer others the gift of empathy -- you know where they are or have been.

You scored 16% Hera

If you possess many of Hera's qualities, you tend to find fulfillment in relationships and look on marriage as a permanent union. In marriage, you feel no sense of frustration or resentment, because you are an equal partner with your spouse. You are confident and have no trouble asserting your authority in and out of the relationships. You seek men who are self-confident and successful, because you are comfortable with the concept that you can be fulfilled through him (and him through you). As long as your partner honors the marriage as much as you do and appreciates you, you will be happy. If he doesn't, you must concentrate on your own growth and discover an identity independent of him.

You scored 8% Artemis

If you are ruled by Artemis, your independent spirit belongs to no one but yourself. Your body is vibrant, your attitude robust and your manner vigorous and alive. You are driven by physical rather than mental energy. You feel complete without a man in your life and would never compromise your essential nature for a romantic partner. You are skilled at establishing personal boundaries and enter into relationships on your own terms -- in short, you can take care of yourself. This attitude may at times put men off. But if what you're looking for is an equal, loving relationship, take some tips from Hera in Week Four of our Become a Love Goddess in 30 Days Love Lesson.

You scored 8% Hestia

If you embody the qualities of Hestia, you understand the value of having your own sacred place, whether it's an actual room or simply a time of day when you free your mind of busy thoughts and experience peace of mind. There's no doubt this place is at home -- where you feel the most joy. Home is your sanctuary. You are at home with yourself wherever you are, though, and no matter whom you are with. You know that the meaning of your life springs from your spiritual center. This brings you a great sense of security. You do not crave attention or material possessions; you nurture your friends and family with your unconditional love.

You scored 0% Athena

If you are ruled by Athena, you are bright-eyed, shrewd, resourceful and inventive. With friends, you are the wise counselor -- always ready with an empowering message. You are believe strongly that women can accomplish anything men can. No wonder you put so much time into your career. Athena women tend to be ruled by their head, not by their heart. You carefully guard your intimate side, protecting your emotions and vulnerability. If you want to awaken your unexpressed womanliness, you'll have to use the same passion you apply to your intellectual achievements. It's important that you work to integrate your strong masculine side with your feminine side -- bringing together your strength with your vulnerability, your creativity with caring, your intelligence with imagination. Otherwise, you risk coming off as unaffectionate and self-righteous. Take lessons from the goddesses Hestia and Aphrodite to do this. See Week One of our Become a Love Goddess in 30 Days Love Lesson for suggestions.

"Find Out What You Think About Love." at thewebhouse.net

What kind of person you will be attracted to in real life situation..

D. Horse - those are unbridled, untrammeled, and free

In the process of courtship, which approach would make you feel irresistible...

A. Monkey - creative, never let you feel bored

What impression you would like to give to your lover...

A. Dog - loyal, faithful, never changes

What incident would cause you to break up with your partner... which character do you hate most...

C. Crocodile - ruthless, cold-blooded, ironic

What kind of relationship you would like to build with your partner...

D. Bird - you care not only about the present but also the future with your partner, a long-lasting relationship that you can grow with

Would you commit adultery...

A. Human - you care about the society and morality, you won't do anything wrong after marriage

What do you think about marriage...

B. White Tiger - you think of marriage as a precious thing, once you get married, you'll treasure it and your partner very much

At this moment, what do you think of Love...

B. Cat - you are quite self-centered; you think of love as something you can get and trash anytime you want

"Reveal Yourself" at thewebhouse.net

You want your partner ( girlfriend/boyfriend ) to....

D. Be a little bit more relaxed, calm and composed

NOTE:

What kind of chair do you prefer?

The message behind the question :

A chair is for sitting on . If you choose to sit on a certain chair, you have no suspicions or distrust towards it. This is the same psychology present in our relationship with the people we like. In other words, the qualities you look for in a chair are similar to the qualities you look for in a partner. Sit down for a minute and give it some thought.

With respect to money ....

A. You spend as little as possible.

NOTE:

Tomorrow is Sunday. What are you going to do ?

The message behind the question :

Sunday is a day when you are free to use however you want. Having freedom to do whatever you want is like having money to spend however you want. Becoming good at managing your finances is an important step towards independence. What do you think of your money spending habits? A penny for your thoughts.

You think good luck .....

D. Doesn't exist. Reality is built on practicalities.

NOTE:

A box lying on the road. What's inside ?

The message behind the question :

People often attribute unexpected events to good luck or bad luck. When something goes well, it's because of good luck; when things turn sour, it's the fault of bad luck. Your answer reveals what kind of luck (what's inside the box ) you think will befall you in an unexpected circumstance (the box on the road ). It's probably safe to say that people who select B or E do not buy lottery tickets.

The hidden side of your personality tends to be ....

C. Satisfied to care about things with a minimum amount of effort.

NOTE:

If you go to the zoo, what do you look at first?

The message behind the question :

When you are at the zoo, you are surrounded by caged creatures that you can't talk with, and which can't communicate with you. The fact subconsciously governs the way you act. It is very similar to how you act in human society as well. In other words, your actions reveal the hidden side of your personality.

How you relate to others...

C. You tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.

NOTE:

What kind of present would you buy for a very close friend ?

The message behind the question :

By stating what kind of gift you would give to a good friend, you are actually revealing how you relate to others. However, it doesn't really matter so much what you give someone - it's the thought that counts. If you care enough to give something,your friend will get the message. The dual acts of giving and receiving are, together, one of the finest pleasures - and one of the best forms of communication - that friends share.

When it comes to finding a romantic partner you .....

C. Don't have any particular type in mind, but are inclined to look for someone who is likely to say 'YES' if you ask him/her out.

NOTE:

You want to cross a river, but there is no bridge in sight. What do you do?

The message behind the question :

Your answer to this question reveals the way you tend to search for a boyfriend/girlfriend. Crossing a river is a psychological equivalent of getting out and finding that special someone. In any case, if you don't make an effort to meet people, there's no way any relationship is going to start at all. So, get to it !!!!

"Check Your Life's Priorities" at thewebhouse.net

This test said 'there are 5 things going on simultaneously which need to be taken care of.' And you had to put them in the order you'd take care of them first, second, third, fourth, fifth. Here's the five items in the order *I* put them in:

1) The baby is crying.

2) Someone knocks at the front door.

3) The telephone is ringing.

4) The water faucet in the kitchen is running.

5) There is laundry hanging on the line outside and it begins to rain.

So according to that, these are my priorities in order:

The baby, your family.

The visitor, your friends.

The phone represents your job or career.

The running water, money or wealth.

The laundry, your sex life.

"How Stressed Are You?" at thewebhouse.net

For this one, it said 'Choose 3 scenarios out of these 4:' and gave these scenerios:

  • A group of people taking photographs
  • A galloping horse
  • A house with a garden
  • A statue of the goddess of venus

And I eliminated the statue of the goddess of venus, which meant:

You're stressed over matters of the heart which may not be exactly relationship problems, but more of tired with lots of things to settle with your gf/bf/spouse.

"Shower Test" at thewebhouse.net

It asks you which part of your body you wash first when you get in the shower. I answered hair.

Hair - Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby but you can achieve what most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking but you will work tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic types. Make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore and please the other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best partner in life will be those who chose chest and privates.

"Which Tree Are You?" at thewebhouse.net

This was based upon when you were born.

September 3 to September 12 ........ Weeping Willow Tree

Weeping Willow (the Melancholy)

Beautiful but full of melancholy, attractive, very empathetic, loves anything beautiful and tasteful, loves to travel, dreamer, restless, capricious, honest, can be influenced but is not easy to live with, demanding, good intuition.

"Brushing Your Teeth - Which Direction?" at thewebhouse.net

This one asked which way you look when you're brushing your teeth. I answered 'down.'

Those who look down are the nice and accomodating type. They are good friends as they are compassionate. As for their love life, they listen to their partners. They are inconclusive and tend to treasure the relationship, therefore, afraid that their obedience would cause uncertainties to disrupt this relationship of theirs.

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