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Null Hallah, the Land of Zeros |
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The Snow Sirens |
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The Snow Sirens, Schneien, Schauer, and Chera, those vile temptresses of the Arctic North's, most Northern, Ocean guard the gateway to Null Hallah, the Land of Zeroes. These three bellowing "beauties are a close cousin to the Banshee of Ireland. Cursed to remain permanently fused to their iceberg prison for all enternity, these saltry seductresses are doomed to forever whail and howel through the thick Arctic fog, condemning any male being who happens to pass by them and be cast under their spell to evaporate into a statue of Ice, and be combined to their Arctic prison's "garden". Only female creatures are immune to their wreteched song. |
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Johan the Yellow |
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Johan the Yellow is the leader of the Cowardly Vikings. Banished to Null Hallah, Land of Zeroes, these "Savage Norsemen" try their best to pluder and destroy, but their conscience always gets the better of them. Instead of ransacking villages, they plant petunias, instead of kidknapping pretty maidens, they would rather bake cookies, instead of ship burning they enjoy bird watching. An embarrassment to all others in their profession, this crew of courteous corsairs dwell, cut of from the rest of the World on their Island, which is guarded by the Snow Sirens, to ensure that no one learns of the Hinderance of all the North Seamen. |
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Scardy Cat, not to be confused with his cousins, Copy Cat, Cool Cat, or Fat Cat, is Johan the Yellow's tabby Cat, and the official mascot of the Island of Cowardly Vikings. Scardy Cat is the laughing stock of felines every where, being that he is most terrified of mice. He is a yellow belly, lilly livered coward. |
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The Characters, Places, Events, Ideas, Concepts and Artwork are the property of Ed McCray. Please do not steal from this page. Thank you. |
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