June 12 2001 - All right don't panick. My idea of going west brought us some results (I cannot decide whether good or bad) - we stumbled across a small town. People are not very friendly, though. We got some water and bread (dang, don't they have pizza?) but they didn't allow us to sleep in the houses. They sent us to the barn istead. Mandarin or Cantonese would sure help in this situation. This village has a limited supply of food, no electricity and no other connection to civilization (great..). Tonight we sleep in the barn, DJ BIgfoot's sunglasses are fixed, the weather is sunny ,some insects and birds are seen from here. All right, good night. Tomorrow we'll try to ask them about a way out of here.
June 8 2001 - dagnabit, we're in trouble - we run out of water reserves. There's basically no fresh water at all around us - mountains, grass, mountains, grass.. Where the heck are we ? I'm starting to wonder if it's not China at all ?! DJ Bigfoot's health improves constantly. And these idiots from our recording studios even don't know about our situation. Ali Barr, Jim Leapm Vanessa Gard, if you're READING THIS NOW, it's not a goddamn joke - we're in trouble ! Organize BB helicopters and rescue troops, we're not able to escape from this place. We keep on going west. (DJ Bigfoot : "Why the hell do we go West all the time ?")
June 5 2001 - The Beatbrothers are moving down the street. To be a little more precise - down a mountain somewhere in China. So far, we found only one abandoned shack and no people. If you know the plot of "Mr. DJ" (our adventure game that's coming out soon) you'll quite notice the coincidense :] Well, more or less, we'll need to know Chinese when we find somebody around here, but unfortunately my Chinese knowledge is pretty poor - except for "Shu Ma" (Panda bear) I don't know anything. We also cannot rely on finding BB fans in this part of China - only Teggno knows where we are now.. It's evening, dark, crickets sound like synthysounds of a Roland 303. We wear sunglasses, we don't give up. Tomorrow, we're going west.
June 2 2001 - Holy, we are alive, praise god ! The last week was terrible, we had no free second to update the site. The plane landed two days ago somewhere in China. We escaped, DJ Bigfoot is still hurt. So far we've seen just a few small houses, mountains and fields. What will the therorists do with our equipment and the plane ? We don't know and trust me, we won't return back to the plane again.. Right now we stay at some barn, aroung 60 miles away from the jet. No people around here, so if the plane leaves - we're quite on our own. Luckily I had a chance to load up the accumulators of my laptop a little in the cockpit yesterday. For now, it's waiting, waiting and waiting. We'll tell you about our situation tomorrow.
June 3 2001 - The therorists left, all right. The weather is getting better, but our position is still bad. We don't know where we are, what we're going to do and most important of all - We've Got No Music Equipment !! Crap. DJ Bigfoot's sunglasses are broken and my laptop's CD Drive is broaken as well. Also, our famous sample collection was removed by Tripod. But don't worry, when we get out of here, we'll set up a new one somewhere else. We're heding west to find some people.
May 18, 2001 - Don't have much time now, fans.. Hopefully I'll be able to update tomorrow - the batteries are empty and the connection's dead. Over the last two days I managed to find the boombox with DJ Bigfoot, though he's not in the best "condition" - there's only one thing that could rescue him now - a good portion of bass BUT where are we supposed to get it now from !?! We couldn't possible turn on a drummachine now, because these gangsters are in the cockpit all the time. We made 5 landings over the last three days, but the police doesn't seem to notice anything strange. Our position is miserable, we're out of food supply and music.
May 15, 2001 - All right, they didn't get rid of DJ Bigfoot, his boombox is still down there, but I don't know about his condition. We spent 2 days without any food, the batteries are running off and the part of the plane where I'm sitting all the time is freezing... I heard the terrorists talk about the equipment. I have no idea what's going on in the world around us - I try to save the batteries of the laptop and the connection's getting worse - we probably are out of the Europe's coast already. My guess - Asia, Russia or something. Hope to talk to you tomorrow...
May 14, 2001 - The brothers separated for the first time, and I'm not quite sure what to do now : after we landed for less than 2 hours yesterday, they took some of the equipment away. Some boomboxes (including Bigfoot's) were taken down, others are still here. I do not know if my Brother is still in the plane or not.. I also cannot go out to these therorists-pilots and the batteries in my laptop are running out... If the situation doesn't change in the next 7 hours, I'll try to find Bigfoot and escape. We are probably somewhere above Atlantic Ocean now, however I can't tell for sure.. Just hope that TEGGNO will rescue us. Signing off (forever?), DJ Beatsanov.
May 12, 2001 - It's not a drum'n bass situation we're in right now - after the engines started and we took off (see previous news), there was some kind of a misunderstanding - DJ Bigfoot cannot get out of his boombox. And I don't want to break it, or else it would make a heck of a noise and we don't want us to be seen by the pilots. It even seems that these are not our pilots at all.. Right now we're pretty high over the sea level, damn cold here, in the luggage room and I'm trying to get Bigfoot out of his BoomBox, then we could come up with a plan how to escape without loosing our equipment (and our lives)
May 10, 2001 - Ah, Crap ! Because we published the BB JAM and WASHINGTON ROCK before consulting our manager, our official Canada tour is canceled. BUT not so easy, fans , DJ Beatsanov & DJ Bigfoot won't let it happen. Here's what happened : Gina Lim called us when we arrived to Toronto and told us the sad news and that we must return to Washington and remove the tracks from the FreeMp3 site. However, we decided to continue the crazy tour and in order to do so, we had to escape the police surrounding the building. The only way out - back in our BeatBro plane. Fortunately, our pilots left for dinner -> we locked inside the plane. It's raining outside, we didn't turn on the lights in order to stay undetected. Could we try to fly away this heavy thing ? Of course, we don't care about ourselves or the plane. But there's like 800kg of music equipment - if this stuff gets smashed... We probably will have to jump overboard. Suddenly we heard footsteps approachin' -> the police offica was going to check on our jet... "Damn, man" I said and without thinking we hid in the huge 1500W BoomBox we use for the Tour ! Oh, shit, that's gonna hurt if they turn it on now... Right now, chillin' inside the box. Oh, CRAP ! The engine is starting.....
May 8, 2001 - There's something we want you to do before you go to the "Free Mp3" Site today. Please, sit down ! Don't fall on your knees and don't scream and pray in panic. Don't let your computer sound card be destroyed BY THE NEWEST HIT WRITTEN BY DJ BIGFOOT RIGHT IN THE PLANE ON OUR WAY FROM WASHINGTON D.C TO CANADA - "WaShInGtOn D.C" !! And when you're done, head for the next adventure - DJ Beatsanov's new short crazy track : "BB Jam", that was also recorded right in the plane. Here you go: The Ultimate Updated Free Mp3 Page. Feel the guitar as you never did before.
May 7, 2001 - Who Hoo ! The Beatbrothers are in Canada ,eh !? To be more precise - in Ottawa. We planned to have a gig at the Nortel Networks Tour, but our plane arrived too late. But who can stop the optimistic brothers ? Nobody. DJ Beatsanov's love story seems to attract more and more people - the number of visitors DOUBLED over the 2 last days! Though we had to leave "N..." back in Washington, DJ Beatsanov's thinking about her. If you're reading this now (and you certainly do) "I love you" is what you'll hear. Tomorrow you will be surprised. A small hint - "Hard Rock". What it means... ? See tomorrow :)
May 5 2001 - Telefantastic : The Beatbrothers are going east : today we headed Canada. Right now in the Beatbro plane. Damn cold outside the plane, but hot grooves inside - DJ BIgfoot didn't forget his Texno Drum machine Roland 707. DJ Beatsanov's gotta the synthy sound machine and I can't stop rotating these small resonance/cutoff dials... Ok, as we promised : The Cover Story : DJ Beatsanov is in love ! So who's the happy girl ? So far we only can tell you that the first letter of her first name is "N" ! She doesn't like pop, but likes art, which is DJ Beatsanov's hobby, too. Good body ? You betcha ! How they met - tomorrow ! And watch out for the Pick Of Da Week in monday's issue !!i just hope that the BeatBro plane won't abandoned by our pilots - not everybody can survive this this TechnoDanz Wave !!
May 1 2001 - Crazy Russians, Congratulations - today is the 1st May Celebration and the Russian workers have a day off ! Have a nice day, but don't drink vodka !! As we promised, the "Pick of Da Week" features Paul Shaffer's Piano Solo from Funky Nassau !! And Watch out for Erikah Badu's scat The Beatbrothers, upgraded with the newest version of ReBirth are back in business - in fact : what happened to "BEET" ? Well, I'd say, DJ Beatsanov screwed the first version - I added a few Robot-drums and SFX but now it sounds like a piece of junk. Let's start from scratch.. And can it be true ?? Possible not, But : DJ Beatsanov is in love ! Yes, but more in the next issue. Stay tuned. We are still waiting for your submissions for the Pasta Party. We've got a few, but we want to see more.
Apr 27,2001 - sometimes we even wonder - can somebody be as crazy as we are. And there's only one answer : Paul Shaffer. This guy, who's now wasting his time with David Letterman's band once played with the holy Blues Brothers Band. If you never heard his piano solo in "Funky Nassau", there's no point for you to live. And while you're in the music shop, get "Simpsons Sing The Blues" (c) Fox - you gotta hear the guitar solo played by Mr. Smihters in "Look At All Those Idiots". However, Mr. Burns cuts off the cool part... So here's what you'll look tonight : "Simpsons Sing The Blues" and "Blues Brothers 2000" !! Did you ever see a bassdrum burning ?? Join The Beatbrothers in the Green CD tour this year - we start in California, then L.A., Tokyo, Moscow, Berlin, Paris and Madrid. The Burning Bassdrum show is the nickname for the "BatBrat2" presentation (you've noticed, that we're not done with contest-evaluation yet). This time we're really going to kick the Bassdrum !
Apr 21, 2001 - Not much today, except for the great art by GrooveAttackSista - "The Road To TechnoLand" and a few new logos. Check out GaS' new picture. Now more about the upcoming party : DJ Bigfoot suggested a Big Noodle Party next year, one just like 2 years ago - everything for free. However this time we expect a doubled number of guests - somewhere between 400 and 600 guests. If you'd like to participate, contact us. Lotsa good music, food 'n fun - and of course, The BeatBrothers LIVE on stage. Did you know that our site is getting popular ? We get more and more visitors everyday and answer tons of e-mails. That's the spirit, fans !! And yes, many of you write that the "Samba" and "BatBrat2" fragments are too short and recorded in a bad quality. That's true, forgive us - we're going to upload better versions next week.
Apr 19, 2001 - Watsup, friends, ready to be taken to the TeggnoLand yet ? If not, don't worry - very soon you will be. And no wonder, because the Beatbrothers are movin' down da street and groovin' at the same time - this will be your motivation for today. What's going on in the Texno universe ? Did you know that the Americans faked the flight to the moon ? And if you want to visit your dentist very often, brush your teeth BEFORE breakfast. This crazy stuff is going on right now and only the Beatbrothers are in power to stretch their protection over the people who really understand and believe in the magic of Texno music.
Do you want to attend The Big Noodle Party II next year with the Beatbrothers ? contact uus about this amazing new event !!
Apr 12 - Live from Chicago - Da BeazBrosers !! You won't believe it : the contest for the best name for "BatBrat2" is over. The results will be published next month - we got more than 540 suggestions, so now it's time to choose the best one.
And meanwhile DJ Bigfoot started a new song project. The temporary work-nickname is "BEET" ! The drum-part is groovin', movin' already. We'll see next week.
Hip Hop is taking over - but not where the BeatBrothers are fighting for the rights of free Teggno citizens. Eminem's been to court for a while (the gun-story), but unfortunately he got out pretty soon.
Yesterday the Brothers went for a camping trip, but it rained like in hell, so the whole good idea had to be cancelled.
By the way, did you know that our "samples"-site's going to grow in the next few days ? Watch out, fans !
Mar 31 - Fans, how's the life ?? Sure, you wondered where the heck have the Beatbrothers been for the two long weeks ?? You won't believe it: We still don't know, how the police found out, that we're going to L.A. We arrived at the airport on Mar 19,as planned. We met friends and fans there. Later at 3pm we were looking for a good place for the planned gig. There was a nice spot, where we could put the equipment and the lights. When everything was installed, the police took us !! DJ Beatsanov managed to escape, but the agents got him at the exit. The gig was spoiled and the equipment's gone - not a very nice "welcome to L.A". The next week - nothing new for us, isolated jail of class C. But it was horrible - we had no access to the music equipment. And then... We met Ali Barr !! Remember him ? He was with us on the 1997 Italy Tour - "Red CD presentation". Ali gave us his holy treasure, that was hidden under his bed all the time -- oh, god, it was a MICROPHONE !!! AAAAAAHHHHH ! god,..amplifier..,micro in,plug in,.. god.., AAhh, can't wait.. now, oh my god, TrExNo is here -- AND THE JAM SESSION started - amazing beats + jail house rock tune !! How we got out - tomorrow.
Mar 18 - Happy St. Pat's Day, readers and guess WHO is the hero today ?? Superman ? Batman ? Spiderman ?? No ! It's DJ Bigfoot. Why ? Very simple - His new solo-mix "BIGBEAT" is ready and will be here free to download next week. Probably it will be the track 19 on the "Green-CD", we'll see. Yes, we owe you an apology - though we promised to post new stuff everyday, it didn't work out - especially we need time to celebrate our triumph over the "Beat Brothers" and create a few new songs. By the way, we are going to L.A. tomorrow and we will arive at the Central Airport at 13:00, so please welcome - The Greatest Band Of The Damn Universe. (it's a secret but we will try to make a crazy gig live @airport, so watch the news tomorrow). We'll bring some new equipment as well as lotsa new ideas. DJ Bigfoot's back from Prag (is he?) and now The Beatbrothers are set an' ready to groove.
Mar 15 2001 - PEACE WON ! Incredible - the temporary war between The BeatBrothers and The Beat Brothers ended in peace today !! Don't forget guys, our motto is "Peace, Love And Techno" so, go figure. We remove all banners and other humilating stuff from our site and we even aren't going to post all the messages we received from The Beat Brothers in the last few days (lotsa swearing,I tell ya ;).
And another amazing news : though we still don't have a proper name for BatBrat2, you already can listen to the beta version !! Check it out, may be it will inspire you for a cool title. Send it to us and win a trip to California this year !!
Mar 14 2001 - In the name of God - here they are : The Mp3 Download Page and we already included two fragments from the Green CD - "Samba" and "Funky" by DJ Beatsanov.Go check it right now. And it seems that the folks like our Samples-page (check out new entries in the guestbook), so we're going to upload more stuff by the end of the week - to make the home-music-makers's life a paradise. Watch out for new logos, too !!
DJ Bigfoot enjoys his trip to Prag very much, and I'm working hard on finishing BatBrat2 here... Well, that's my God-given destiny. I'll go read Steven King ;)
Mar 12 2001 - Laugh your head off - The "Beat Brothers" signed our guestbook. YOU'VE GOTTA READ THIS. So, as you see, we included a nice poster at the top of the page, so nobody gets confused (chew,chew :)
Ok, anyway, great input from everybody - we need more !
And, well, The Beat Brothers are right in a way - we need a song-download section, that's true. Thanks guys !! We're working on it.
BTW, please don't be so hard on the poor Beat Brothers. They just had their first success on TV and stuff, and they just want to become famous. And notice - they make electronic music. Some kind of rhythm is in it, I tell you. Weak, but they try. And it's good. Just a little unexperienced, that's all. Don't give them a hard time, fans. Just laugh with us and with them :D Peace over the world. Signing out, DJ Beatsanov!!!
Mar 10 2001 - Here we are - The Beatbrothers (still ;) and though the conflict isn't solved yet (see previous news), "The Beat Brothers" stay calm for 5 days !! You should have listened to their "music" - boring drumloops @140 BmP - really depressing (ok, it's our opinion anyway). Though they claimed they are "professionals" and "internationally distributed" and so on, it seems like they've given up [for a while]. Anyway - the contest for the best name of the BatBrat2 is STILL running, we had no time to compare the results because of this BeatBros conflict, so we extended the contest for the next month !! So the deadline is March 29. We already have over 435 suggestions, so don't give up - try to win the trip to California "Green CD" presentation E-MAIL us right away. And DJ Bigfoot's going on a journey to Prag tomorrow and won't be here for the next week. Well, let's wish him a safe TEXNO trip. Also thanks to the "Beat Brothers" from UK for giving us stuff to write about :)
Mar 5 2001 - CONFLICT BETWEEN BEATBROTHERS ! Amazingly the first conflict between the legendary Beatbrothers and some infamous "Beat Brothers" from UK, who claim to be all kind of professional, occured today ! Just look at what they wrote to us today :
Hi, we are The Beat Brothers, internationally distributed and signed in the Uk as house artists.
Your site is causing confusion becuase people go and search the web looking for us to check out what new releases are coming up and find your site. We are asking you nicely to change your name or pull your site A.S.A.P
Please E-mail us back with further information about your actions
Cheers, The Beat Brothers
Ha ! Thay's fun. So they demand that we change our name. No way actually would I say, BUT don't forget - FBI is on their site, which means they have advantage. But there's actually hardly a problem - just think of all the names created during the years - "Drumatix Time","Techno Pot","Beat Brot","Texno-Attack" or "The M.B". See how jealous these "Beat Brothers" are. More update tomorrow.
Feb 26 2001 - We know what you're gonna ask us - where were The BeatBrothers at "Grammy Awards", though they were nominated for the best performance, best album and best song of the year ?? It's as simple as that : the same problem arises everytime when our fans ask us - "where are your CD's then, if you're that popular ?". Very simple answer - "FBI". FBI has banished the Beatbrothers' records of all types from the store shelves and made the people believe there have never been two guys : DJ Beatsanov and DJ Bigfoot. Only a selected group of members remembers the 1997 comeback and the huge BatBrat tour. The FBI tries to protect the world from the rescuers - that's what's going on. Actually there was a plan to sneak in and make a SLAMMING comeback right after Elton John's & Eminem's song, that's why we pretended to be in Russia for so long - in fact; we've been waiting in USA since Feb. 19, so that the FBI couldn't track our steps back. Right in the evening we were informed that there was no way onto the stage and we had only one way out - we contacted Moby and arranged this huge amazing performance of "Uh, Lordy Trouble So Hard.." where the drums were played... by The BeatBrothers ! Backstage, but not unnoticed. More tomorrow.
Feb 19 2001 - We recieve Superb Input ideas for the BatBrat2 song, so keep on writing, fans ! The deadline is February the 31th, so you still have the chance to win the trip to California together with the BeatBrothers !! But most important of all THE SNARE DRUM SAMPLES are finally up !! Not 10, not 40 not 70, but 97 fantastic CD-Quality Snare Drum Samples on our second page of sounds. Go check it right now !! And well, what else... Hmmm. You know what makes us sick ?? The TV Shows such as "Survivor" or "Popstars". Everything is planned in those games, all persons are fake and trained and actually nobody wins. There are people whose job is to plan the show-screen play and the guys are faking the emotions ! Take "Survivor", for instance - the players are all well trained, have cute faces and good shaped bodies. What do they do while the camera's off ? They read who's gonna win and what kind of emotion they're supposed to show.
Feb 10 2001 - Aye,Dram'n'Bazz Carramba !! The Beatbrothers are grooving down da street again! and though it's damn cold in St. Petersburg we're full of new ideas and creative solutions for new mixes. don't forget to e-mail us to enter the amazing contest for the best title of BatBrat2 and win a trip to California to the "2001 Green CD Presentation Tour", sponsored by "The Intarnational Danz(c)","IBM(c)","Roland(c)","GCI Inc(c)" and "The Beatbrothers Records(c)" !! Just find a cool name and e-mail us your suggestion. Yeah, here's something that came to my head yesterday when I watched Jeniffer Lopez's new video "My Love Don't Cost A Thing"- holy shit, what the heck is the pop culture doing ?? My Love Don't Cost A Thing !! Yeah, right - let's see if she's gonna marry some poor guy :) Of course,the big bucks play the major role on the music scene and holywood ! See, they even don't know what they sing (as Michael Jackson said :"you're gonna do anything for money" - true). And what's the base for Jennifer's success ? her damn body - see, nobody listens to the song (yea, it is bullshit, i know), but everyone wants to see her naked - check out her last video, where she's on the beach half-naked. That's the success. The BeatBrothers do not support this kind of shit
Feb 06 2001 - we meet again! sorry for posting nothing for 5 days, but we're having quite big demands on our time and since the quality of phone lines in Russia is quite bad, we had to wait a while. But anyways - we're right here in Moscow, Russia's capital. Cold like in hell outside, but groovy inside. BatBrat2 is coming up!! However "Batbrat2" is a temporary nickname and we're looking for a better one, so we start the open contest for the best name for our new amzing mix. The prize - a free trip to California to the 2001 presentation of the "Green CD" in June this year!! The first part of the mix is already done and it's great so far. At the same time, DJ Bigfoot's working on a separate mix-project (even I didn't hear this one yet :) what's going on in the world?-well, some drunk Russians killed a Canadian woman [holy crap, and they say Russian's aren't alcoholics] and some other boring stuff - I hate politics. checked out "The Green Mile" again-magic power movie!
Feb 01 2001 - "Groove Attack Sister's" Birthday Today ! Celebrate the birthday of this amazing artist of TEXNO future and our close friend. Also don't forget to check out her art and listen to "Let Us Destroy Da BassDrum" once again,where Sista's beat was used !! but now the bad news - we know that we promised to post the mp3 versions of "Samba" & "DJ Bigfoot's Dance" a few days ago and recieved lots of angry e-mails from you, but we have reasons why we didn't do so - our server crashed 3 days ago and it contained the latest version of "Samba Le Carramba", so you possible have to wait a few days more... And DJ Bigfoot grooves again : today he was almost "caught" by the police while rockin' the cheering crowds LIVE on the street in Moscow. Luckily they didn't use their "Kalashnikov" !! DJ Bigfoot was covered by some cool Russians and is sitting right here in the room with me, panting and repairing his guitar.
Jan 26 2001 - "Samba Bamba Le Carramba" was finally released yesterday. This is one of the most amazing hits by DJ Beatsanov ever with natural basses, drums and guitars & TEXXNOO Beat !! Tomorrow available right here - in the Beatbrothers HQ website in mp3 format (unfortuantely, we cannot send it in the *.it file..) as well as DJ Bigfoot's "Ragtime" and "Bigfoot - welcome to dance !". Check out our site tomorrow and here's something for you, crazy fans : a magic wave-sound from Pirate. Our guestbook was signed and i fixed the "SONGS" page. SEE YA ALL
Jan 22 2001 - Bazooka le Mooka : If you count all the files visited on our site you get the amazing result - it'sover 1600clicks !! Not bad for a young page ! But now to the most important things - DJ Bigfoot recorded one of the most incredible songs ever - "Here's DJ BIgfoot,Welcome To Dance" and DJ Beatsanov recorded "Funky" - A funky dance mix with nuatural basses,drums and horns. Fantastic - soon free to download on our page and probably on the Green CD this year. Today is the last day before exams in many countries and the Beatbrothers are out in the Siberia (Russia).Magic cold, I tell you,BUT no problem - we eat cool Russian food : "pelmeni" and "borsh" - the best sneak ever and lots of new ideas - DJ Bigfoot recorded new samples ("Ughh.wav" will be soon online) and DJ Beatsanov's working on the "We're livin in da dance machine".Also more free software coming up next.
Jan 16 2001 - Mister Twister Le Texno : DJ Beatsanov's new temporary nickname and again the Beatbrothers are live from Russia : that's a magic country, I tell you - super crazy, but good souls worth rescuing. And we also researched the Russian music scene : right now some stupid pop mafia occupied the doors of Dance freedom, BUT new members of underground Teggno clubs are coming everyday as well as new DJ's and MC's."Ruki vverh" (Hands Up) and "Ruski Razmer" (Russian Size) are on the true road to the freedom.Russians - follow The Beatbrothers into the future !! Forget all that comunist-shit and mafia wars : The TeggnoLand is waiting. and Disney's new cartoon release has a nice name - "Emperor's new Groove" - "GROOVE" , I like that name !!
Jan 14 2001 - TEXNO,TECHNO AND WAVE - new images by The Beatbrothers and Groove Attack Sista !! click here to check out this amazing new collection ! And I fixed the images-part problem.
Well, sorry for not updating this week - we have been away in Moscow and Leningrad on the pressconference about the Green CD release this year.The thing is - Wladimir Putin is intrested in making the global BeatBrothers tour over the world including Russia.Great !!
Live from St. Leningrad - The Beatbrothers
Jan 7 2001 - New Samples!! Dj Betsanov uploaded more than 100 new Samples to the new location,which will contain more than 50MB of drum-sounds.Right now - fresh BassdrumSamples,OpenHiHat,Hot ClosedHiHat,Cymbals and Rides !! Most amazing collection with a fresh BeatBro ,Design.Musician's Heaven !! Everything for free,high quality !!
Jan 1 2001 -New Century is here ! The century of Teggno has arrived,when the Beatbrothers will take over the world and lead the people to the Technoland Gate.Be prepared ! ok,guys Happy New Year.We left Italy yesterday leaving the cheering crowds after our gigantic show with fireworks and tons of good old mixes.Some changes were brought to "Dram'n'Bazz Mucke" and "Good Morning,Techno".Great improvisation and new inspirations - DJ Beatsanov's going to record a new hit soon - "Samba Bamba Ramba Carramba".Actually the idea is pretty odd,however quite interesting.Not that we like Ricky Martin's songs,but we ought to try something new.
Dec 25 - Merry X-Mas everybody.Many years ago DRAMANBAZZ was sent on Earth to rescue the Mankind.And we've a nice gift to ya all - the 30 new Samples will be uploaded soon as well as some new mixes produced by Bigfoot & Beatsanov.Possible new images.Also the End of Ramadan is here,so let's eat as much as you can !! Live from Italy The BeatBrothers. and some poor slave of rap & hiphop signed the guestbook providing a link to Eminem's site.my goodness - Satan in Chrismas...
Dec 20 DRAM AN BASS !! let's get it straight before I get too excited : new pictures are here +2 secret pictures.check out the pictures from the 1998 Germany tour and this one with a man who knows the secrets of Teggno and our ship arrives in Italy photo token this year.Trexno! The fans gonna kill us-they need an Update of Samples.Well.. wait just a little,please. and yes,USA has its president George W. Bush (I knew that!) and it's 3 days to the big holidays!
Dec 18 - TEXNO !!The party is over and we're moving on - right now we're in Italy as you know.We wanted to give a surprise gig with 2xRoland 909 and 2xKorg somewhere in a mall or something,however we couldn't.why ? because of the demonstration : the Italian people do not want the new president of Austria Heider come to Italy.He was known as a Nazi supporter,damn it !! We don't need a seond Hitler here !! And we start a new open survey e-mail usto express your opinions about Heider and other Nazi groups !! They must be elliminated. and.. our Samples site is pretty popular last time !
Dec 15 - The Special Day : DJ Beatsanov's Birthday !! And who could make a b-day present than his own brother DJ BIgfoot ?! 1 NEW SONG : "glocke".Next week in IT-format (and may be mp3) format on the site to download !! We recieved more than 340 e-mails from fans DJ Bigfoot also has programmed an application in Delphi 5,which loads a bitmap and stretches it in a MEGA sinus form - the craziest Mjan Djer Zjajz !!! And today no performance - today is a free day & celebration right here in warm Italy (hotel Nouvo Fiore).PIZZA & MACARONI PARTY!
Dec 11 - Stop right there : impossible! look what a chinese guy told us in the discussion after the Berlin-concert : "..we call chinese people who immigrated to USA,Canada etc. 'bananas' in China,because they are as yellow as a Chinese men outside and as rotten and brown as the USA culture inside.." GOD !! This is racism.The only thing that saved the poor guy from the fans is the security-force.Just good that we know,not all Chinese guys think that way - we've a lot of good fans from Asia, too.whew. and don't forget,DJ Beatsanov's birthday is coming up!
Dec 07 - Multi Pulti : Germany tour was not succesfull - the Munich party was gorgeous,but we had to delay the concerts in Dresden and Berlin because of DJ Beatsanov's illness.However we recieved lots of fanmail in the last few days - somebody Chris asked us is it true that DJ Bigfoot was also known as DRUMATIX-TIME.Yes,in fact that's correct.But this nickname was only required for one concert,when the FBI's forbidden our performance in summer 1997 in Miamy. Also Desteny Child recieved an award as the best newcomer of the year.My goodness - what junk attacked the world....
Dec 04 - We hit the road again - this time to cold Munich,we'll be there in 2 hours,right now we sit in the BeatBro plane,laptop on my knees.What happened last time ? December has arrived,good old Elton John had a huge concert (one night only) in New York and the "Out Of The Closet" sale for charity.Charity is good, Teggno likes it.I swear.We recorded new samples and new GROOVEAPI part is written.Check it out.
Nov 30 - not much time,friends,but... AAAAHHHH!!! DJ BEATSANOV started a new section today - GROOVE API (for Delphi and Pascal Music Freaks-Programmers).Learn how the basic beats are created,hoe to write a right function for techno,drum'n'bass,jungle and so on.Updated almost daily.
Nov 29 - Hold your chairs,fans - DJ BIGFOOT's mix Beat2 is done and up !! Here it is.as you see,it will be on the next CD,released next year - "The Green CD".The winners of the last week-secret-tournament are MISHA and LOST IN SPACE,who recieve free "The Red CD Tour Exclusive" CD.congratulations! and now more : so,many fans are upset with the delay of the samples-update and are looking for more ??.You've got it.We even move to the new site for samples on Tripod.More than 50MB sound to download.New sections - BAZZ,NATURAL and SYNTH !! And more BeatBros DRUMLOOPS.Coming very soon.
Nov 27 - Fuckin' nazis !!! A young boy Joseph was killed in Berlin by Nazis few days ago.God,how we hate nazis.No wonder they were sent from Satan (Gip Gop).Damn it!. "Ramodan" starts today - the celebration of our muslim-friends,so they aren't supposed to eat anything until sunset.Well,happy (hungry) Ramodan ! we're back from France,the tour was fantastic,fans everywhere.We're actually tired.CU
Nov 21 - The BeatBrothers In Paris (not Rugrats) !! Oui Oui - Trechno style 1 hour non stop,DJ BIGFOOT ran into phase 6 again,freaked out,destroyed the drumsticks and the bassdrum,picked up the electric bass and ran into the cheering crowd improvisating and dancing !! Amazing show,more than 1000 fans and 7 free backstage-tickets were given away !! Check diz one... We recieved some e-mails,people are looking for new sound/music software and don't know where to search.Don't panic !! We're gonna upload more links and screenshots (a new ReBirth screenshot) to the Software site soon.
Nov 19 - Check the stack - we're in Europe back again,after 9 hours in the jet.It's evening,we're in a hotel but we don't want to sleep - Jetlag.We had to cancel the concert in France on Nov 19,20 because of this damn Jetlag.Well don't worry : we'll back soon.So we were asked why did the others never achieve the magic of the sound like The Beatbrothers.The answer is easy - the other music producers did not believe in music,their aim was always something else,money for example,or popularity.The Beatbrothers trust the soul,and the soul is led by Teggno,this results in a perfect music style. did you know that there are 3 bands that claim their name is The Beatbrothers.One of them is a chep europen rock band,the others are Japanese guys who sing Beatles songs.Wheew ! Ok,let 'em be.
Nov 15,2000 - Tram An Bazz : We've got our own guestbook,sign or view it right now !! our 400. click was celebrated with a live performance in a mall right in NY downtown.Fantastic mixes made the growd cheer! The newspapers will sure write about the accident,because then the police came (the concert was of course not planned by shop owners).DJ Bigfoot screamed "oh,shit we must go...Fuc- the police !" and ran away.Thanks guys from NY,they protected us from getting caught by police.We're like the Blues Brothers already :).We also plan a tour to Gomel,Minsk,Brest,Moscow,St. Leningrad,Saratow and more cities in Russia next year.
Nov 13,2000 - Holy Giga-Trechno : 2 Brandnew hot drumloops uploaded by DJ Beatsanov - 'tekkno' & 'stack'.Check out these magic samples.And more : some fans asked us is your music techno ? And we say : NO!,our style is BeatBro (the repeated techno loops can become boring,and dance music can be too pop).So we created The best mix of all genres - The BeatBro style.Why 'Technoland',then ? No idea,Teggno made it that way,and it sounds great. did you know that DJ Beatsanov says 'check' sometimes up to 40 times a day ?
Nov 10 2000 - Tomorrow is The Remembrance Day,let's remember all the guys who died because of the nazis.We've also uploaded the message to the nazis,it's written in German.Let's turn to the something better - the incredible Beatbrothers rushed in a highschool in New York during lunchtime and without thinking too much,DJ BIgfoot pulled out his... Roland MC 505 !!! and DJ Beatsanov plugged in his... KORG keyboard,a microphone and the performed TECHNO live improvisation,and were kicked out of the building in 5 minutes by stupid principal.The students were in trance - jazz-organ,MC 505 drums and synthy pads and basses made the perfect mix.Yes!
November 8 2000 - Oh my Gosh : so many fans are asking us for a profile...Here it is ! Read averything about the rescuers - Bigfoot & Beatsanov.Yes,the USA will have a new president today.WE DON'T CARE,but I hate these parties,who start being soft,gentle and tell us things like 'vote for xxx,we'll cut the GST,we'll...'.SHIT !No one of them will do it,they can't goddamn it !! Indiana Jones is good,the script to the nazis will appear soon.(Elwood:)Illinois Nazis...(Jake:) I HATE Illinois Nazis !!
November 4 2000 - Fantastic,I screwed up the site again - the Mega Software Site is started : look,ReBirth link and description and ModPlug link & description are up.As you can see,the samples part has changed,after Mischa's (our fan from Saratow,Russia) e-mail,he says it was difficult to read.Indeed,it only looks pretty in Internet Explorer 4+... P.S. I've got MOBY's 'PLAY','Porcelain' has some interesting string effects,'BodyRock' is good,too.Danz it up.I'm working on the BAZZ Chicken logo.
November 2 2000 - Impossible:The Beatbrothers are back !! As you can see ,we ve got new design,so stick around.New machines,songs,lyrics for Tax For...,New Images (Thumbnails now!),fantastic groovy samples.Seems like we've not enough space for the Samples - now we've created an own site only for samples.More details tomorrow.New Mixes By DJ BIgfoot soon available.See you tomorrow,fans ! And ,yes.. A NEW FAN - Mohamed from Canada !! and we also celebrated the 300. Click 2 weeks ago.CU DJ BEATSANOV
11.10.00 - Today is a happy day for The Beatbrothers : OUR SITE WAS promotet on AltaVista and we have 3 new BB fans - Tim Wong (CANADA),BRUCE & KRISTINE (?) ! Many our fans are concerned about the quality of our pics in the images section - E-MAIL US and we will send you the high quality version.Incredible Mix - only 40 sec long BUT groovy - Today mixed live by Dj Beatsanov in a music shop : Party 800 %
10.10.00 - Happy Thanksgiving/Columbus day folks !! And it's a good reason to celebrate - 200 Click on our site ! We also recieved 16 mails from fans AND 1 NEW FAN - Robert Kurz from Germany ! Yes,and DJ BIGFOOT got lot of stuff for Bluesbrothers center,don't miss it !! I'm very good @ HTML & JavaScript already,so I'll try to convert this site.
06.10.00 - MY GOSH - more than 30 new hot samples and we've got new buttons !! Machines - new samplers and keyboards. We also recieved some post from fans,that our index site is too big - yeah indeed 90KB,that's because we use Yahoo Pagebuilder.I'm gonna reconstruct it for HTML - it'll be smaller.
05.10.00 - again more samples and we're promoting our URL on "Yahoo".New Machines - MC 307 & MC 505 - grooveboxes - thanks,DJ Bigfoot.Also I've got new stuff for the BluesBrothers Center - some exclusive interviews and so on.And,... Yes ! BatBrat is number 1 in Australia again !!
03.10.00 - more samples and we're updating our URL on "Google".We've gotta a new fan - Mohamed from Canada !! Great, he loves our music,too - and no wonder : "BatBrat" is still #1 in USA , Russia , Canada and Germany !! DJ Beatsanov saw the GATE to Technoland yesterday !! HE TOOK 2 PICS - THEY WILL BE ON IMAGES SECTION SOON !!
2.10.00 - God Bless The Beatbrothers - The Image Update has come - 5 pics by DJ Bigfoot !! And more Sound machines.More Songs in the Song List (forgot 'em,sorry),some new backgrounds !! The Newspapers & TV are talking about it - "BatBrat" is still no. 1 in the charts in 6 countries for 6 weeks ! Dont forget,that the record was by "Let us destroy the Bassdrum" - 2.2 months number one in 4 countries !! Also,I've got some ideas about buttons & backgrounds for this site.We'll create the biggest free sample library with hundreds of free samples (in categories).So we'll need a another URL for it.
NEW FREE BB SONGS BY DJ BIGFOOT AVAILABLE - "ALLEGRO","BEAT.IT" & "BASS" !!!
29.09 - Kick the Bassdrum !! More drumcomposers on the "BeatBro Machines" site ! Many ol' Roland machines.Don't forget to check out the "Drummachine Museum" - the biggest museum of drummachines !! Also new waves - BD,SD,CLP etc. sampled on a 909 !!
28.09 - Oh my god !! DJ Beatsanov uploaded the drummachines (images only yet) to the new "BeatBro Machines" section - all good machines are here - 909,808,MC 505 and TB-303 !! Check it out !! also new buttons in cool BB design are coming.
27.09 - DJ Beatsanov created The Bluesbrothers Center tfor our biggest inspiration in the R&B music.Here we gonna collect just EVERYTHING about 'em.So don't forget to check it out ! The Bluesbrothers center is located here. and
26.09 Wow - DJ Beatsanov added new songs to the song list and a question posted some days ago by our registred Fan THX MM.There also is an answer :) Thanx fans,and feel free to E-MAIL us.Small changes in the World section and Lyrics section.
23.09 Incredible - DJ Bigfoot uploaded new free waves ! download 'em - a must for fans.also the pictures from the BigFoot's vacation are ready,they will be uploaded soon to the Image section.Today we celebrate our 100th click on our site ! A Big BluesBrothers Center will come up for our biggest inspiration - The Bluesbrothers.Everything about 'em.
Hooray - the world & universe creation story is complete ! Check it out ! also uploaded some links to our favourite music Software - ReBirth & ModPlugTracker.Thanx,fans ! Some of you are already in the BeatBroFans list ! Check it out ! And new lyrics,more songs and new design ! Check out the new section Our Songs & Lyrics !
The big pictures update is coming ! Just 10 days ! DJ BIGFOOT is back from his vacation in Germany,a lot of new great ideas,everything is grooving ! Don't forget to check out new sections on this site.
Our site has been promoted on Yahoo,Google and much more ! More fans can reach us to give us their opinions and new ideas.We gonna upload many new pictures to the Pics Gallery,and some new songs and videos.Many free .wav's aproaching ! a big sample library only for you,fans !
New great song - "groove it up and down" (or BatBrat) is ready.Download it and enjoy the crazy Techno organ sounds and DJ Bigfoot's voice."Live from chicago,there are the Beatbrothers ,yeahh !!" - the first part of the tune.Have a look.The DJ Bigfoot's voice sample 'll be available as a .wav file soon to download.It's Free !!
The fans counter grows - over 560 fans over the world ! In Germany,Russia,USA,Canada,Belarus,France,Poland people are enjoying the great dance music by beatbrothers ! Thank you fans and visit us again !
The Gip Gop Generation strikes back.Millions of crazy Rap & Hip Hop fans are lead by gangsta Rap about violence,gouvernment and record studios into the hell.More deaths caused by Hip Hop,bad mood,alcohol,drugs,heart and nerve problems - all it comes from the Gip Gop (scientific fact) - was found by Dr. Jim Greensake last year.
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