BEATBRO RELIGION & TECHNOLAND

THE BB-RELIGION

At the beginning there was nothing.Only Darkness.No sky,no planets,no people,animals,no music and no light.Teggno (also known as God) was there alone,lost in the darkness.And Teggno said,and Teggno's voice was loud : "Let us create the light !".And Teggno saw the light (like the Bluesbrothers years later did) and it was groovy.Day one. Then Teggno decided to create planets,to bounce the sound against,and created millions of planets and stars and suns.It was groovy.Teggno created Oxygen and other Elements.Atoms created difficult structures,the rotation of the planets caused global changes in the brand new atmosphere,Water and many other wonderful things were called alive.Teggno was creative.And it was groovy.Day two. There were so many planets created,that Teggno lost the control.In fact - Teggno planed only 100 - 9050 planets,but shooting stars crashed into each other,planets exploded,meteors,stars - all it was moving that fast.. Techno decided to work on only two planets - the earth and the Aga X034 - this huge and gigantic planet was designed for the creatures,that will enjoy life and live in harmony with Teggno (common people).It was groovy.Day three. Teggno created wonderful landscapes,animals,drummachines,trees,houses and so on on the Aga X034.Teggno was enjoying the thought that many people soon will rush Aga,children will run round,animals and people will enjoy the live together and listen to the great beat of Teggno.And as he finished his work he created first 2 peoples - a woman and a man : Adrum and Electra.They were given a difficult task to fill Aga with children.It was a great time for Teggno - Teggno really enjoyed the life and it's creatures.And the life moved on,thousands of people were born,the progress was high.The Aga was renamed into "Technoland".The Day was groovy.Day four. And what's about earth ? Teggno also created beautiful landscapes,animals,rivers etc. for people.But Aga was much bigger - 897 x bigger than Earth.And the life was boiling in Aga,so Teggno forgot about it.In these days,the sun and the Earth were one planet.It had a oval shape.And inside the right,bigger part,deep in the middle of the planet was a holy Roland 909 drummachine with huge Speakers with Surround and Bass boost.The access to the controls of the 909 was not allowed to anyone except Techno in extreme case.And a man whose name isn't bublished there,except that his name starts with "G",came from the Aga and activated the 909 drummachine... The Bassdrumkick was that deep and loud that it devided the planet in 2 parts - the Sun & the Earth as we know it today.The temperature made the middle of the Earth glow,and the sun shined.It's shining today too,only because the huge 909 still works and generates the INCREDIBLE DRUM'N'BASS beat.Teggno was angry. Very angry.Teggno forced all people to leave Technoland,and to live on the Earth.After the last man left crying,the lightening struck the Technoland - Teggno created a buffer in the 5 Dimension and moved the Technoland there.It's because nobody can find it now (The Beatbrothers do have the techno permission to publish it now).The people lost the contact to Teggno.They lost the knowledge how to create beatlines,how to put Open Hi Hats right,how to use the snare... Satan is trying to take over the world making people to listen to Hip Hop,sending us rascists,killers and all the possible troubles.The live is hard,no freedom,no free opinion,no good music.The people live in the bad time.not groovy. And suddenly,after the World War II Techno appears again !! And it an't see people suffering,and the planet,it once created beeng destroing.And Teggno sent us Elvis,Ray Charles,Jerry Lee Lewis,Aretha Franklin,The Beatles,The Blues Brothers and the groovy R&B and Rock'n'Roll epoche.People cheered up.The life was getting better - not only music,but technologies progress and many other things started to grow.Teggno sent us holy people,who developed Roland 909 and Roland 808 and later MC 202 , Computers,Synthisizer,cars etc. etc. etc. Holy people like Scatman John,the B.J.'s connected the old 60's,70's,80's with new digital beats. Later in the Drum'n Bass,break dance and Techno epoche saint people like MC Det,WestBam,Sven Vaeth filled our lives with mega dance music,that filled us up to the heart.And now,starting 1984,the Beatbrothers were created to connect all the people just again in the Techno family - we ACTUALLY have contact to Teggno.We can help other people,who's suffering,hurt and so on with the help of Teggno (or God).And you all CAN do it too,we just have to be together.In that case,Teggno said,all the people will be picked up on the April 12,2012 to the Technoland again to start new lifes.It's not like many people imagine - only trees,grass and beautiful landscapes ! Best equipment,Jobs,Houses - everything like on the Earth.But no pollutions,no crimes,no rascism,no no no.... It's like Earth.It's much better than Earth.Join the family by E-MAILING us.We'll bring the report to Teggno,and then.... note : there is a big part of world creating and technoland story,when Drum'nBass (aka Jesus Christ) was sent to the people,to rescue them from Satan.This story is not very well documented,so we aren't going to describe it there.Anyway it is possible that we'll publish the story very soon,if we get the permission of Teggno & Drum'nBass. ASK US MORE ABOUT TECHNOLAND & BB WORLD