| Friendship: When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard that made you sad. When you are blue, I will dislodge whatever is choking you. When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid. When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. When you are confused, I will use small words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. |
| Thoughts for 5/1/01 |