I hate them with all my might.
For what purpose am I bidden
To rewrite what's already written?
But little info can be found
On this obscure piece of text.
I suppose you'll have me move a mountain next?
Lest plagiarism laws I break.
Many hours will I work
To make these papers less like mirk.
My cry of frustration, the heavens will rend.
Research paper, I curse thy name!
And here consign thee to the flames!