Pictures from the World of Bob

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The Denizens of Caruthers

Chris, chilling in Jacob's papasan chair, as usual, and holding that damn gatorade bottle in a lewd position just so I could take the picture.

Charles, looking studly, yet, intellectual with his customary folded-arms stance.

Chad, demonstrating his..er..skills(?) with an empty root beer bottle.

There are several people missing from this collection, due to the fact that I decided to take pictures during finals week when everyone was insanely busy.  If your pictures isn't here and it should, don't feel like I left you out intentionally; I probably couldn't find you when I was taking pictures.  However, as soon as school starts up in the fall, I will complete this pictography of residents.

H, lounging with "Mini-Me".  Isn't it frightening how much that stuffed bull dog resembles him???

Steven, the boy wonder, posing for this picture just minutes before flying out of the window to save the world from the menace of the Evil Thragnox, the Galactic Overlord.

Scenes from the Fourth Floor

Those of you who know me know that I have a craving for Chik-Fil-A that borders on addiction.  Every day after my morning classes I would stop off at Chik-Fil-A and get some chicken nuggets and waffle fries.  This meal I would then bring back to Caruthers to enjoy in my pimpin' dorm room.  One day, to my utter astonishment, I discovered...THE FREAKISHLY LARGE WAFFLE FRY!!!  This was, honestly, the largest waffle fry I have ever seen, and I have eaten several thousand waffle fries.  The symmetry was perfect, the thickness was astounding, and it was still hot!  Not wanting to destroy such a magnificent creation, yet, hungry as hell, I had H take these pictures to preserve the Freakishly Large Waffle Fry for posterity.

During finals week, Chad was evidently running on very little sleep.  Therefore, he would come into my room around noon, play a rousing game of Goldeneye on my N64, and then fall asleep in Jacob's chair.  Not that I minded, but I did find it rather humorous.  Isn't he cute?

Operation: Cover Up

Objective: Obtain compromising pictures and film negatives and destroy Mission Time: Five minutes Probability of discovery: High Probability of death: Low H had, in his posession, some compromising pictures and film negatives of undisclosed nature.  I was to sneak in, steal the pictures and negatives, and destroy them.  Upon successful insertion, I encountered Mini Me.  I realized that he had to be dealt with, so I killed him and hung him upside down from the window.  I then absconded with the mission material, photographed it, then disposed of it the best way: down the toilets of the community restroom.  Mission Completed!

Fight Club

A very short-lived and brutal pasttime of the residents of the Fourth Floor was our own private Fight Club.  I admit that I did participate...and lost twice...but I won once!!  Here we see Chris and Jacob duking it out.  Obviously Chris has the advantage of height and size over Jacob, but Jacob was quicker.  However speed availed him not, as Jacob ended up on the floor after a three round bout.  Unfortunately, my infamous webcam footage of the event is too large to upload to Geocities.

This is Chris only moments after breaking open a Nyquil gelcap and swallowing the liquid contents.  I am still not certain why he felt the need to do this.  Evidently, the pill is not made for consumption in this manner, for it produced a most foul taste which plagued Chris for the next hour and a half.

Welcome to the Matrix.  Following this picture, I shot Jacob, dodged bullets fired by Brandon and Neil, and leapt into the air where I hovered for a moment before smacking Steven with a kick.  After fending off H and Chris with my kung fu skills, I dove past Chad and escaped into Charles' telephone receiver.

The Bob Buck!  Official Currency of the New Republic!

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