Victor "I dont believe it" Meldrew
Now then here is my tribute to one of the funniest characters ever to be seen on tv Victor Meldrew from one foot in the grave his winging is legendary. I am sorry to say that like all good things it has come to an end and they have killed him off but he will live on in our hearts.
The episode he died should have had the highest ratings for the show ever but those sneaky bastards on iTV had other ideas by fixing it so that toffy nosed bloody royal won the million pound on who wants to be a millionaire in the words of Jim Royle its a bloody swiz !!!!
Anyhows enjoy this tribute to good old Victor : )


I remember you Mr. Meldrew. The last time we met you told me to piss off.


**Honda Song
There's a bloak we can't stand any longer
Always on the bleedin' moan.
Every time we mend his bloody Honda,
He starts groaning on the phone. First, we fixed his car's ignition,
Checked his brakes and clutch and then-
Overhauled his whole transmission.
He just brought it back again.
Chorus: Victor Meldrew, Victor Meldrew
He can stick it up his bum....up his bum.
He can bugger off 'till kingdom come.



Mrs. Warboys breaking the news that the Meldrew's house has burned, been ravaged by a hurricane and then demolished while they were in Greece. The beer doesn't seem to have helped.

More to come at a later date when i have time instead of having to go to Steve "patronising twat" Connolys lectures.